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Best way to forget old pussy is new pussy.

Sam Da Man just shat a brick.

Just let her pay...

Fixed.

GF just sent me this.

The men in suits are gonna be at your door soon. I"d get off the grid now.

Dr. Funk... Go up to your women and tell her, "Bitch I know you a slut deep down, you don"t gotta play with me. Now jump on this cock." What could go wrong.

LOL, WAT? If it"s your second date, sure stand up and show them you"re a manly man. But if you"re in a relationship and your girlfriend is ready a little late and you just leave... Have fun with the outcome of that.

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I sometime lurk from public computers and don"t login. If you don"t use default it gets confusing.

So who"s ex is DMK?

It only took you 798 pages of this thread to start bitching about us talking about personal matters?

Honestly, if he can get proof that she"s having violent outbursts that"s one of the few things that could get you soul custody. Even alcohol and drugs isn"t enough for a parent to lose custody, by violence sure is.

How long has it been since the baby was born? I know personally with my mom she had some major emotional issues before she went off to college, kind of got them in check through her 20"s, but when she was 31 and had me she got post par tum depression that stirred up all that old crap. She...

I"d give you +1 if I could.

Is it a legit message or crap from an application?

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Make her dinner at your place and then introduce her to your dick.

The answer is pretty damn obvious from the outside looking in, but for him to have the easiest time letting go a simple ultimatum will answer his question in a hurry, and then he can move on.

Tell her you shut off texting on your phone. If she wants to call she knows the number.

Self medicating with old drugs to cure STD"s. What could go wrong...

Just got a surprise visit from the girlfriend at 2am in fishnets and a corset.

NY Teachers Fired for Inappropriate Facebooking

My girlfriend doesn"t like Facebook, and therefore will not make one. I never originally saw it as a plus, but it"s a big one.

Isn"t that the goal of a long lasting marriage to?

Do you have anyone else going on Eomer? If not, just let her touch your peener

Except Shelly is a 0-Star because she"s also got the shitty personality.

Assburgers.

Hadn"t you gone on like a single date when you went on the trip and picked that up, and you were originally gonna give it to her the first time you saw her after the trip, but we talked you out of it.

Rangoth. Well and Eomer almost "packaged" a Kimono.

There"s definitely a few different types. A few weeks back the GF and I were foolin around. I was tickling her wonder bean, but going a lot slower than normal. Took a while and slowly built up before she came, and she said she had never felt anything like it before. She said it was extremely...

Brad the Lothario

So what did you name him to honor fohss for being involved in his creation.

pic with the sunglasses, folds in the arm by the seat belt.

It"s my dancing dinosaur and I say "Have sex with bitches, get money" Don"t give up the bitches for the money. Whats the point of money without bitches? Gots to get that money AND have dem bitches.

Up to a year and a couple months with my girlfriend who I met on PoF. Thanks to you schmoes.

Don"t blame the system for being biased towards Women, blame the millions of dead beat dads.

So my little sister got married this morning. My brother and I were pretty blown away by it all, like we knew it was happening, but it didn"t really sink it til we stepped outside the chapel and saw the bridal party preparing for the ceremony, with our sister in a wedding dress, that it really...

Cheating is as much about putting yourself into the situation where you might cheat as the actual cheating. No excuses.

Don"t rush it.