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  1. Haus

    History of this message board

    More importantly how have we not combined this with our boards propensity for financing low tier porn? We need "FoH History - A XXX Parody"
  2. Haus

    What We Do in the Shadows

    I started watching the show before ever seeing the movie. My wife had seen the movie first. We watched it yesterday and whereas it was entertaining, I find myself far more engaged with the show than I was with the movie.
  3. Haus

    Parent Thread

    I was raised by my grandparents, in that house. I was also adopted by them. So legally this is actually my brother and sister living in the house. When my grandmother passed the house was put into a trust. My mother, uncle, other uncle (who lives in Louisiana), and myself are the trustees...
  4. Haus

    Parent Thread

    It's COPD... The VA misdiagnosed an infection in his leg last year, and he spent 2 months in the hospital almost dead, the infection about destroyed his immune system leading to a parade of illnesses. Combined with his pack+ a day smoking, his lungs are pretty completely jacked.
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    Parent Thread

    I went over there to help him up into his chair. He said around 15-20 words while I was there, and only around 5 made any sense. My mother told me more of the story. Apparently Friday he was up and around the house, in his chair. Even got up on one leg (they're still making his prosthetic)...
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    Parent Thread

    I think I have a situation which might be the reverse of this threads apparent intention, but what the hell. It does have to do with a parent. I'm in my 50's. My mother and my aging uncle live in the house I was raised in. Thanks to the VA misdiagnosing and then ignoring a situation going on...
  7. Haus

    The Fast Food Thread

    So..... They're building a Cane's next to my Primary location Whataburger. This essentially means I will weigh 400# by the end of the year....
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    Brooklyn Nine-Nine

    Rosa is getting a lot of prime time and lines in this season... They're also hitting that problematic phase that ensemble shows hit. They have so many great characters that it's difficult to have every story involve each with each getting enough space and their own moments and it still making a...
  9. Haus

    Smokers / Grills

    OK, maybe you guys can give me some guidance. I want to pick up a grill/smoker now. But also know in around a year I'm going to retool my back yard and put in a more "outdoor kitchen"/patio action. Are any of these pellet grills capable of being mounted in an island rather than on a rolling...
  10. Haus

    RL Picture Thread

    Seriously... and that's coming from someone who started out like this...
  11. Haus

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Crossfit Jesus did cheater chin ups for your sins..... Oblig truly random pic
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    Relocated from Dallas to Seattle

    First questions first.... What bet did you lose and with whom that forced you to move to the Smug capital of the greater NW? I used to travel for work frequently to the greater Seattle area. Honestly all the most enjoyable side stuff I did while up there involved leaving town and going into...
  13. Haus

    Terrible Jokes Thread

    A Priest, A Rabbit, and a Imam walk into a bar.... The Rabbit says : I'm probably a typo.
  14. Haus

    Harley Quinn

    I really hope that brief hand bit was just a tease and they aren't going down that route like the comics...
  15. Haus

    The Prepper Thread

    Wanted to do some gun shopping today and the local Cabella's was out of the new pistol I wanted, and out of the simple pump action shotgun I wanted to pick up for the wife....
  16. Haus

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Sam's out of both microwave popcorn and saltine crackers today.... It will be a long, hard road, but we will survive.
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    The Prepper Thread

    OK... Let's reel it back from all you Bear Grylls MF'rs in here a sec with a far more practical tip for food accumulation.. here we go.... You can, in fact, use shortening (i.e. Crisco) for almost everything you normally use butter for cooking (i.e. baking, etc...) And it keeps at room temp for...
  18. Haus

    Batwoman

    The wife have figured that since we are "self distancing" from the world due to covid and such... and have little else to watch we'd actually watch this last season of the Arrowverse shows.... with the exception of what my wife refers to as "Batbitch and Superwoke". The writing across the...
  19. Haus

    Coronavirus Updates, Important Information, and Ancedotal Experience

    Does the forum support any form of web embed for things? To do a mobile format webpage like we currently embed twitter and other social media links?
  20. Haus

    Batwoman

    Yes
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    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    https://thehardtimes.net/culture/trans-person-crosses-street-avoid-overly-supportive-liberals/
  22. Haus

    Harley Quinn

    OK, just finished it. Definitely glad I watched this instead of the movie. I can see season 2 starting and them essentially waving off anything from the season 1 finale with a "crazy how that happens, eh?" bit. Loved Ron Funches, all the characters were solid. Definitely need more Kiteman.
  23. Haus

    You know you're getting old when.....

    ...or when they comment on it taking less time, because of the lack of it to cut.
  24. Haus

    The Animated GIF Thread

    More like Object Clipping Error in Simulation confirmed....
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    Doctor Who

    So.... As a lifelong fan I'm getting the sense that I should just consider the series done after the last Dr and not watch any of the Whittaker one? (Which so far I have managed to completely avoid)... So it's GoT final season all over.
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    The Prepper Thread

    @Mrs. Haus and I have been thinking in terms of "could we just pre-buy enough of the canned/non-perishable foods we have and use those from pantry and ergo always have an <XXX> month supply of essentials." Here's a website I found handy. https://www.eatbydate.com/ Let's you know how to really...
  27. Haus

    You know you're getting old when.....

    ... Then 2 weeks later YOU'RE written up by corporate for being insensitive to his hostile work environment.
  28. Haus

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Yet still it maintains it's magical 86% audience score..... MAGIC!
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    Star Trek: Picard

    I will believe that when any of these properties air on the broadcast CBS, rather than just being "Please subscribe to this piss ant third tier streaming service" bait....
  30. Haus

    Morbius (2020)

    That's my question, is this a Vulture tie in?
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    Arrow

    Is there anywhere one can find a "supercut" edit of the relevant crossover stuff? My aversion to watching entire episodes of Batwoman and Supergirl is preventing me from going through this. heh I figured once the last episodes had all aired I would watch all the crossover specific stuff.
  32. Haus

    Who died? (Celebrity Deaths)

    Yeah, Having had two grandparents who both died suffering from (non-early onset) dementia. It starts with cognition and memory, then starts moving into speech.. then into neuromuscular control.. eventually to things like heart rate and respiration... Alzheimer's/Dementia is the demon that...
  33. Haus

    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    Looking back on a post a while back I think it needs to be brought up that showing your tits off isn't the only way to be a functional attention whore.... #justsayin . ;)
  34. Haus

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    At least they can honestly use the tag line "See the movie everybody is talking about" as long as they don't go into WHY they're all talking...
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    Hodj Proved Salty: A Tranny's Victory Thread

    He vanished for how long.. but they came back, in order to say he isn't coming back. Is there anything he could have done to more indicate that he will be back? Short of having a Morgan Freeman voice over saying "Oh, but he would be" after that?
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    Archeage

    So is this thread for both the original and Unchained? I saw a review that made me think Unchained might be some fun, but on the fence....
  37. Haus

    Weather

    ...and now we're getting snow flurries in Dallas. First time our 2 year old dogs have ever seen snow and they're out in the back yard losing their collective shit over it.
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    Weather

    Yeah, although unlike last time I think this time I might have had some wind damage on my roof.....
  39. Haus

    You know you're getting old when.....

    I do that, and bought a couple pairs of these so I can wear them and see both distance and up close...
  40. Haus

    City to City Car Service - Does this exist for a party?

    Here in Texas we have something called Von Lane now. It's like a regular bus service, but swanky and with food/drink service. They do runs from Dallas to Austin and College Station for college games, so would imagine you could manage something similar if a similar service is around up there.