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No point in getting married then, is there? I mean that in the awesome way. When my wife and I got serious, I said, 'I'm totally cool with the arrangement as is, let's just hang out for awhile and see where it takes us.' For us, it did involve marriage (not because she asked for it), but...

You need to have a big, BIG talk with her and soon. Tell her everything that is unacceptable, and listen to her list, then make compromises you both can live with. Dude, I can't stress this enough, TALK to her BEFORE that baby comes. Having that talk is going to suck massive dick, but it...

Heh, I hear you man, but actually it's me who rarely answers the phone because I don't carry it with me. She knows I'll call back though. I guess we both grew up when phone usage was a luxury, not an automatic communication device.

God damn '13ers.

Alex Smith just sold his house in Los Gatos. This love is REAL.

I'm still trying to talk my wife into getting texting for our phones. And maybe some data?

I swim at the YMCA, and the lockerroom is full of old dudes, older than me even! I'm talking the 70 year old plus dudes that walk around without a towel since the last fuck they gave was in 1982. It's lead me to coin the term OMB, or Old Man Butt. I'm not sure what happens in your 60's but...

What can you do, man. Women have nearly all of the vaginas.

My wife is opposite. She rarely asks for help, even if she's struggling with something. Even after I offer help, she's reticent to accept it most times. Chicks are crazy, who knows?

What? I thought I was supporting your statement. Why the hell would you do it with bots?

Sounds legit to me.

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Top tier would have to be moissanite.

I don't know for sure, but I'd bet there has been some good BBQ around Oakland for a few years, but it's been tucked away in some rougher neighborhoods. I'd actually like to try some of the Carolina-style BBQ, just to give it a whirl. I think it's the only major 'type' of BBQ I don't have...

There is nothing weird about posting information in the this thread. For all intensive porpoises, it's the same.

It's 12:30am and I'd punch my sweet old mother in the neck right now for some Oklahoma Joe ribs.

I think Larson has always been a bit of an odd duck from what little I know about him, and I really don't think he cares about the money aspect of whether or not his cartoons are posted on the internet. The guy retired at 45, at arguably the height of his career. Kinda strange.

I loved watching Riggins run like an angry bull. I wasn't much of a Theisman fan though, to be honest I always thought he was kind of a pussy. Until I saw LT break his leg. I still think he's a bit of a puss, but for different reasons.

Quit telling Julian to stick his dick in the crazy. Got' damn kids.

I'd bet if they called themselves the Washington Whiteskins people would be butthurt about that, too. This is dumb.

Your mom got you a gift certificate for Intercourse? Niiice.

Where are you, Julian? Can I have your stuff? Seriously though, WOW, just wow.

Can someone please see to it that Brad gets a glance at this. I hate to throw around the word genius, but this was pretty damned good. Also, loved this:

Nope. And supposedly it's gone off four times in total now.

Here, too. Lent is the time when McDonalds here will serve the Double Filet O'Fish. I prefer it to the single because the fish to tartar sauce ratio is just right.

As much as I'd rather not see them change their names, Monarchs is one I'd be cool with. I'll phone the Hunts and give them my approval.

Well, it didn't even happen. I was in the operating room, had my IV in my arm, they had sprayed my throat with some numbing agent and my Doc all of a sudden goes 'STOP!'. My pacemaker/defibrilator had corrected my rhythm two nights ago, according to the readouts. A little confused and...

What about Birthday Cake flavoured (for our international friends) Birthday Cake?

I went to look up Gary Larson, and saw this on his page: http://www.creators.com/a-note-from-gary-larson.html I guess take it for what it's worth, I really don't care, just thought it was interesting.

^This. And I'm off to the hospital in the morning to get my cardioversion and something called a TEE, transesophageal echocardiogram, to make sure my blood hasn't clotted in my heart over the past week. It's basically a camera on a stick that they run down your throat. Yippee.

Damn, that crust does look really good. Thanks for the recipe! I'm getting ready to go smoke, then char, some country-style ribs for tonight, and just whomped up some BBQ sauce to go with.

You really did take Soy's life! Anyway, I kind of splurged today with my sodium/carbs thing and went to Taco Bell. I really wanted to try the new quesarito, but I got 2 chalupa's instead. I hadn't had them in a long time, and they were awesome (for TB). The lettuce was fresh and not nasty...

I just read an article about Bradshaw being a no-show at Chuck Noll's funeral. Seems strange that he wouldn't go, but also, is this 'newsworthy'? I pretty sure it's not even thread-worthy. And I'm positive it's not James Worthy.

Might I suggest:

DO IT. You know you really do want to. Please post pics of the feast, before, during and after. But not too much after.

Christ man, that's some creepy ass shit. I'd be afraid to leave the house, she might burn the fucker down.

Re-introducing the condom didn't work out well, did it?

Always. Does it use this aioli, or is it something different altogether?

Earlier when I was looking around, I came across a guy who said to saute big hunks of mushrooms and onions, then stir in a paste of the leftovers, then cover with Monterey Jack and bake. I thought that sounded pretty good. I was also thinking about marinating some pork in the leftovers and...