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We've got an upright freezer, which I prefer because it's easier to find things than a chest freezer. However, our dead hooker keeps falling out, which is a pretty big down-side.

If you could pick any person to come post here to post, who would it be? It can be anyone past or present. Socrates? Charles Manson? Mark Twain? Sasha Grey? You get the idea. Personally, I'd probably pick Oscar Wilde because I'm a fan of his wit, but there are a slew of others that...

Thanks for all the input, bros. I'm definitely worried about the blood sugar overall, but right now I'm acutely concerned about what it's doing to my body chemistry that's putting me into A-fib. I'm not looking forward to a week of feeling this badly until they cardiovert me. (Shock my heart...

I just read the Steelers made Pouncey the highest paid center in the NFL. Out of four regular seasons, he's only played all 16 games once. Dude must suck a mean dick.

Still freaked out, and need to vent. My blood sugar is still fucking crazy, the endo Doc appt. didn't happen because the GD insurance referral didn't show up. That staph infection in my eye is the likely cause of the sugar spike, and with the sugar spike, my heart has been in atrial...

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Well, I don't typically serve finger food exclusively, but it might be a fun idea. If I do, I'll make sure not to serve those awesome looking bacon rings.

If only there were a cutting utensil on the table when you ate those things...

When I saw the title, I was thinking Sara Moulton, and I kinda like her from her PBS shows. That ain't Sara Moulton.

Have you seen that movie? You are self-identifying yourself with the loser dickhead. So delicious.

Those aren't Tammy's!

Yet.

HAWT

Going over to the Sis-in-law's place tonight and Imma take coleslaw. Going to make one-half standard creamy, and one half Dirkified with some spicy mustard, golden raisins, and chopped pecans.

About 3 years ago, I bought some spicy mustard from the Madison Mustard Museum, called Hit & Run. Got it home, and slathered it on some good garlic beef dogs. Man that shit was HOT, but tasty as fuck. Later that night, I feel like I'm having a heart attack, and having previous heart...

Stand By Your Man

I'm dumb. I thought 'vaporizers' just used liquid? This thing you actually put your pretty flowers in there and it burns 'em?

Well, I hope you are right about the insulin, but the diabetes educator told me today that's probably what's coming for me. I see the endocrinologist at the ungodly hour of 8am tomorrow. My blood sugar today was over 9000! (409). What the fuck? I've been basically doing the same schtick...

Hopped into the shower and the hot steam updraft rustled through my back hair. Ear hair, nose hair, back hair. Fuck.

This is good advice, not once a month you damn heathen Elurin! I'm usually about an every other time honer, though. Hekotat - some supermarkets around here offer sharpening service (even free sometimes), and some of the big outdoor retailers do as well. (Bass Pro, etc.)

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All that is true. But what about soap, or which way the toilet paper hangs, or drinking milk from the jug... all dumb examples, but just the little shit that can add up. Edit: Also, a multiple day car trip with just the two of you is pretty important to get out of the way also.

I don't think I've ever wished for anything to be real more than this gif. That is AWESOME. Although I do hope the kid wasn't hurt bad.

Would you if you got married? Is this the right thread?

Very cool. I don't think Alton Brown would be happy with it though, it's not a multi-tasker.

Yeah... 7 years? Has he fucked her yet? I can't even imagine not living with a chick before marrying her, in this day and age. Scary.

Titan, I don't see how you can pass up this offer.

You sir, are what we call an asshole.

When I was in HS, I had a job at Luther's BBQ in KC (a Houston based chain, now Pappas) and we cut each order as it was made. I got a LOT of master/apprentice training on how to take care of knives. There was a great deal of respect for the head cutters, cause those guys were machines. And...

A little too much, apparently. I had to go change my Depends.

Nicely crafted, mother fucker. I laughed.

My first infraction was a result of Tyen approving my account for posting. In his PM, he wrote 'Go big.'. I posted a pretty raunchy, hairy black pussy looking like the goddamn Terminator in Screenshots without a spoiler. Heh. Good times.

Do you like using the mandolin? For me, I really have to weigh my want of something needing to be 'mandonlined' against the prospect of assembling it, using it, and cleaning it. It could be I just need a larger, sturdier mandolin.

You julienned 6 big carrots? Ain't nobody got time for that. Shred baby, shred.

Speaking only for myself, if you'd kept the discourse at this level during the new guy pile-on, things would have gone better. Hell, I got an infraction my very first post, but then I sat back and read more on the forum before I posted again. Whatever, it just really comes down to apathy now...

Just be very careful with the consumables, note the amount of THC. Start as low a dosage as possible to get the desired effect (no nausea). I've been toldthe amount of THC can vary wildly from edible to edible, and even within the same batch if it's not mixed properly.

I get tired driving 12 miles, I can't even imagine.

Making homemade beef enchiladas with red sauce tonight. I'm actually going the lazy way tonight and just layering them instead of rolling them, tastes the same. I really like coleslaw/cabbage, Dirk. Cooked, too, actually but not as much. I like that you put the craisins and wasabi...

Wow, that was just kinda sad.