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Texans cheerleader coach resigns in face of lawsuits Anyone been following this story? Texans cheerleaders have some legit complaints about not being paid, I guess. But many of them are complaining about body shaming and are saying they were sexually harassed into their uniforms. Can't wait...

I'm with ya on gabby. At some point in the middle or towards the end of the run she suddenly got hot. I think it was after she had her baby (IRL). She must have worked her ass off to get back in shape and then they started letting her wear fewer clothes and kick some ass. But i disagree...

I just started reading the new thrawn book. Fucking amazing. I'm only a half dozen chapters in, so it might turn to shit later. But so far its everything I hoped for and nothing I feared it would be. It was a good move getting zahn to write the new canon origin story for thrawn.

There's always a certain number of people who want to push the envelope. Being gay isn't edgy enough these days. Also, crazy people latch on to things they hear about. I'm sure there's a name for that.

I was on the fence about you before, but I have officially decided I like you because you know the correct saying. Are tits 'private parts' in your state? And does the law really say "private parts" Holy shit, it might as well say "no no place"

The NFL 2018 thread - Prepare to be Disappointed.

When do we usually start the new thread?

Are you saying he is repressing the knowledge that his wife and brother are fucking and the dreams are his way of dealing with it?

Well, that's in court and she's super stressed. "Crazy eyes" don't count in situations where being stressed is expected. Or like, when she's looking up. Every courtroom I've been in has the judge sitting up high. I was wondering why she got off with no jail time. She looks pretty good...

The problem with the evil arguments against God is that they don't take into account that evil is subjective. That's why we have first world problems with solutions like banning straws. Real evil is probably something we cannot even imagine and God is protecting us from that. The world we...

Really? I'm always creepy? What was the last creepy thing I said?

I almost had a wet dream a couple weeks ago. A girl at a party tricked me into showing her my dick and tried to suck it. I shoved her to the ground and yelled IM MARRIED! then I woke up and was afraid to move because I was so close to popping. Like, WTF, I can't even get some strange in a...

So .... about those pictures. This thread is in screenshots, after all. There's a reason it's here. We need to see her before we can properly advise or commiserate.

The Bees scene from wickerman and the pancakes scene from cabin fever.

lol i hope a grizzly eats him. When is grizz season? We need to keep a watch on this guy.

Have you seen a doctor yet about your potentially fatal salt levels? I just got my results back from my annual physical. Salt levels were well below normal. It must be you.

Then use numbers instead of words.

I need to hear from deadspin before I predict the cowboys will go undefeated this year.

What is your vagina percentage?

whenever brady finally gets washed up, I sincerely hope he tries to hang on for 2 or 4 more years. Unfortunately, I'm almost positive he's too smart to do that.

No. That's not what it means. And it was a beautiful turn of phrase, you heathen.

You must have been on a conference call with my old boss. I cannot believe there are 2 people like that in the country. He gave us gems like; You can lead a horse to water but you can't shoot him This process is critical, it can't afford more than 99% downtime. I'm tired of pulling rabbits...

Reminds me of an old joke about a convenience store in vegas that was open 8-5. Guy went at noon and it was closed. Kept trying it for 3 days in a row between 8 and 5 before he finally caught it open. Asked the owner what was up with the hours, and the guy told him "hey this is vegas. Those...

When I finally went back to watch it on netflix, the movie was separate (or were there 2?) and then the seasons started. It kind of confused me because I never realized they had done a movie.

I'm pretty sure it's because she's attractive and now a bunch of fans are afraid they will lust after a tranny, therefore making them gay.

Corollary to that rule, pick up your 100+ pound dog and toss it in the air just to see the fear and surprise on it's face. And lets be honest, No matter how big the dog will get, you only have to throw it around as a puppy and it will always think you're capable of it.

This time they would be on the American side though, wouldn't they? Come to think of it, I guess it's pretty much a coin flip at this point.

What's it called when you cum in a girl's eye. I totally wanna do that to lanx's latest avatar.

It's domestic violence. Your shower thoughts are developmentally challenged. BTW, I have tons of shower thoughts but I always forget them while I'm drying off. Someday I need to get a waterproof pad in there.

It's because touch screen phones don't like jerry curl activator.

Before my grandmother died, she used to think indians were attacking the nursing home. Stupid doctors just gave her pills. Now we know the right answer was that we shoulda circled the wagons and started shooting.

I thought half of manhattan was subletted. It's not? Fucking TV better not have been lying about this too.

I'll PM you if I need a script for some leeches. lol euro doctors.

No I haven't cause I got the diabeetus in my eyes and I can't read. Speaking of which, shouldn't we all be typing in larger letters?

Absolutely. No problem. Just, you know .. 1 more blow out party with strippers and coke to celebrate this decision and then that's it. 100% clean.

Is that all you have to contribute to this thread? "You better get the most basic common blood tests done cuz u got Diabetes"

I mean, you might be right. But when you know 0 FTM transitions, it's not a surprise that you don't know the most well known one either. Till I googled buck a few days ago I didn't know any either. Is it gay if I fuck buck because I think she was attractive in her original configuration?

Yup. I can't remember if I first heard about the sheet from an expose on mormons or from that skit. UCB kicked ass.