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  1. Shonuff

    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    He said it only took three months of yoga to get there.
  2. Shonuff

    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    I'll take this a step further, I know a guy who showed me non photoshopped pics of him self-fellating.
  3. Shonuff

    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

    I have a screener I can watch. I watch five minutes of the movie, and then turn it off. Congrats DC, I've now watched Catwoman more times than this POS. And my guy won.
  4. Shonuff

    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

    Did you miss the part when Doomsday was choking on the gas?
  5. Shonuff

    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    I'm all for producing as much jizz as possible, but not drinking it too.
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    DC's Legends of Tomorrow

    I liked this episode a little better, although they keep making excuses almost every episode to not form Firestorm. I wish someone would just say, "Hey, don't form Firestorm, or this will be a short episode." At least that would be honest. I did like the fight scene against Chronos.
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    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

    Nice run on sentence. The guy that you said was outclassed had just pushed in Superman's stool repeatedly. And without Batman kiting Doomsday with Kryptonite, that fight was unwinnable.
  8. Shonuff

    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    I taught her. You are welcome.
  9. Shonuff

    Virtual Reality

    Microsoft tech could be key to supplanting phones | ExtremeTech
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    Arrow

    It seems like the only WB show that is fun to watch is The Flash. I used to love Arrow, but after 85 episodes, maybe its run its course.
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    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

    In a way, I want the movie to do well, so we can see a DC universe. But if they are rewarded too well, they'll make more crap movies. What Should We Expect from 'Batman v Superman's Second Weekend? - Box Office Mojo
  12. Shonuff

    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    All healed. Do you guys normally ask about other dudes penises this much? If you PM me your email, I can send you pics (for a nominal fee, of course). It's not gay if you pay for it.
  13. Shonuff

    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    Every man needs his Happy-Alone-Fun-Time (TM). Also, if you don't want to be a two minute chump, you got to train for stamina. I beat it furiously as long as I can, while imagining I am Spartacus in the arena, fighting for my life. If I come in less than one hour of fap fap fap, then I just...
  14. Shonuff

    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    You should have told him to give you less power. Also, don't clench.
  15. Shonuff

    He Never Died - with Henry Rollins

    Nice trailer, I'm in.
  16. Shonuff

    Hip-Hop/Rap thread

  17. Shonuff

    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    That was just for fun. You play MMO's, I sex.
  18. Shonuff

    Hip-Hop/Rap thread

    Whoever it was that turned me onto MF Doom earlier in this thread, thanks. I've been listening to him a lot since then.
  19. Shonuff

    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

    http://www.slashfilm.com/kevin-smith...-v-superman-2/
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    Marvel Universe stuff

    It's like he's the Araysar of the superhero movie threads.
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    The Flash

    Anyone know why this show is on break for a few weeks again?
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    Supergirl

    CBS still hasn't renewed Supergirl for season 2. The ratings dropped a lot over the course of the season, but Flash brought 1.25 million viewers on the crossover. Conjecture has it that this show might get moved to CW. And that would be a good thing.
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    Comic Books

    I always read the Justice League books, that's always been my favorite team book.
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    Univ. of California to be First College to Give Scholarships For Video Game Players

    WTH. University of California, Irvine announces a League of Legends scholarship | Polygon
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    Marvel's Daredevil

    In the real world, Judges aren't bought so freely. Marvel painted it in such a way, that the only way those criminals see justice is by Frank's hand. Well, that's the way they first portrayed him in the 80's, after he went babyface.
  26. Shonuff

    The Flash

    All Flash shows are half sucky. I've learned to ignore that half, and just pay attention to the awesome parts.
  27. Shonuff

    Virtual Reality

    Not us, we waited an hour, debating the price, and then our ship date was April.
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    Sports Entertainment

    Speak for yourself.
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    Marvel's Daredevil

    "When you hit them, they get back up. When I hit them, they stay down." That's what Punisher said. They can no longer kill, rape, murder innocent people. What's wrong with that?
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    Comic Books

    Can we just rewind this to before DC52, and take it from there? Ugh.
  31. Shonuff

    The Flash

    Looks like we know next year's Big Bad.
  32. Shonuff

    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    If you recall from the FOH thread, this is when they were slipping Viagra into Rock Hard Weekend. A guy with normal sexual function is superhuman on Viagra. The FDA has since bitch slapped the company over it, so no more Viagra. I thought about taking that stuff for fun, but apparently a...
  33. Shonuff

    Supergirl

    I'd be into that.
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    Supergirl

    The team up wasn't bad last night.
  35. Shonuff

    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    Something like that, and then I used to force myself to cum over and over again, with no breaks. As I said on FOH, my record was 13 times in one night. Don't let anyone fool you, priapism can make for a lot of fun.
  36. Shonuff

    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

    If that were the case, you'd think they'd explain that in their almost three hour movie that didn't explain much.
  37. Shonuff

    Marvel's Daredevil

    How can you not sympathize with The Punisher, in the world they've set up? Judges are bought, criminals are arrested but get back on the street quickly after violent crimes. The first limited series he had, he shot a crooked Judge that had been bought by the mob.
  38. Shonuff

    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

    He brands them, knowing it's a death sentence in prison. You left that part out.
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    Marvel's Daredevil

    Dang, we keep agreeing. Perhaps we just have a problem with DC Comics. I forgive you. Still no renewal on Daredevil for another season, or news on a Punisher series. The problem is they say they are only going to do a Marvel show once or twice a year, and Jessica Jones, Iron Fist and...