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All the more impressive.

Was this supposed to be English? Go fuck yourself.

It's a slippery slope (pun intended). One minute, it's a finger, the next, it's a 50 guy bukkake.

Yup, confirmed troll. You asked me which Batman I'd prefer, and then when I answer your question, you slam me for it. Don't expect any more responses from me.

I can't wait to see you nerds crying when Batman defeats the whole JLA by himself, when they finally adapt the "Tower of Babel" storyline.

I'm fine with a Keaton-esque Batman, and a Reevish-Superman, but updated. For one, I liked the mobility of Batman in BvS. Keaton was not so mobile, the costume was so thick and heavy. And BvS was beautiful, fight-wise. But there's no way that it matched the storytelling in Batman, Superman I...

I am definitely NOT sticking things up my butt. They do have dildo attachments, and yes, there are fleshlights that attach to the wands, and transmit the vibrations directly onto the balls, shaft and head.

Really?

Deadpool Is Now Highest Grossing R-Rated Movie Ever At Worldwide Box Office | Comicbook.com

I'm on team DC. No one wants to see a full DC cinematic universe on here than I do. But let's do it right. This is DC's fault. They were talking about doing a JLA movie since X1, but they kept putting it off. Now, after Avengers has made like 3.5B, they tried to get caught up in a three...

Go see the movie first, and then come back here talking shit.

The way to make Superman interesting is to nerf him. After Crisis on Infinite Earths, he could barely lift 100 tons, couldn't fly through time, was only mostly invulnerable, and could only fly in space as long as he could hold his breath. He became more interesting when he started losing...

The fight was indeed laughable, but the opposite of what you were thinking.

As an aside about positive social media (Deadpool Is Now Highest Grossing R-Rated Movie Ever At Worldwide Box Office | Comicbook.com). Deadpool cost like 50m, and has made 750m? Batman v Superman will struggle to make 1B off of a cost of 400m. Who has the better ROI?

Anyone that says that the last two DC movies have been on par with the Disney/Marvel movies story wise, is trolling. And you are correct. I am a DC fan boy that has a $4,000 statue of Batman sitting in his mancave. I can still be objective. Marvel > DC in movie superhero storytelling. Duh...

No. In Batman v Superman, the only winner is Marvel.

As one reviewer said, go see this if you want to see Batman and Superman fight. Don't go see this if you are expecting a good story, or character advancement (there wasn't any). They even made Batman one-dimensional, and there were gaping plot holes.

84% on RT 65 on Meta Usually anything close to 70%+ on meta is golden. The more important thing for Deadpool was it's social media score. There was a study out that showed that Deadpool had an overwhelmingly positive sentiment on social media, that gave the movie legs. Hell, the movie is...

That thing I said about "having legs" is driven by reviews/social media/word of mouth? They got people in the door, but we didn't like what we saw.

No, I blew a hole into it, with excessive use of hitachi wands. I was trying to build up my stamina, so I was using two hitachi wands for a couple of hours a night, every night (except Sunday). I was training myself to be superhuman in bed. One night, there was a popping sound, and the next...

I now use a lube that evaporates with water and a rag, so clean up is easy.

confirmed racist

There is pre-awareness, but there is also "having legs." Deadpool doesn't have anywhere near the pre-awareness that Batman and Superman combined have. But it got rave reviews. When was the last time a superhero movie scored so high on RT/Meta? Pretty much after the first weekend...

I was being saracastic.

Unfortunately, they are prepping right now to start shooting next week. I can't wait for a grimdark Flash. Why don't they just make him The Black Racer (google that if you don't know) and get it over with.

I couldn't agree more.

I believe on this board and FOH, I've well documented my sperm-making hobby.

Unrealistic. Once I knew what masturbating was, I wanted the real thing. My parents told me no, and I just nodded my head. I tried to bang anything moving. You have to teach them how to protect themselves. You can't be around all the time. If they are with their GF, and things get out of...

I think it's natural to ask your Dad why it's raw. I didn't even know what masturbation was. I played with it one day, it got hard, and then white stuff exploded. And then I didn't stop. No one told me what it was to begin with. I just knew I liked it. A lot. When I was taking RHW, I...

We just watched Superman I, and I feel better now. It's like taking a much needed shower, after the BvS shitshow.

I thought this was one of the worst IJ movies, but it has a high score on RT. Maybe I'll try it again.

Stop trolling.

Fixed that for you. The world wide web didn't exist back then.

So more of the same crap in other movies? Ugh. A 29% on RT.

Bullshit. I beat off for years before I discovered lubricant. I was chafed from the ages of 11 to 18. My Dad didn't help me out either. I'd show him my dick that was covered in scabs from friction burns, and then he'd just laugh awkwardly and run away. I'd say, "Daddy, why does it look like...

ROFLMAO.

What does it say when every DC animated movie had a superior story than BvS?

We got dark and darker, although I'm not sure who was the darkest. Superman II and Man of Steel mirror each other. In Superman II, Supes allows himself to look like a coward, fleeing rather than endanger New York City. Man of Steel, he's indiscriminantly blowing up buildings in NYC (the...

Obligatory.

What's up with the intro music? Go back to the old theme.