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  1. PatrickStar

    Notre Dame Manti Te'o dead girlfriend a hoax

    I am late to the game but if this dude was impersonating her, does he have a high girlie voice? Because who was calling Manti and having deep conversations for hours at a time? That is some dedication to your (deception) craft.
  2. PatrickStar

    The Superpower Thread

    Mind Control.
  3. PatrickStar

    Kids Shoes That Squeak With Every Step

    This product would never work in China. The black death vans would have come for the manufacturers when the first pair would roll off the production line. Of course the irony would be all these shoes would be made in China. Somewhere Philosoraptor is pondering...
  4. PatrickStar

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    This is what my WoW experience has devolved to. I look forward to every resets on Tuesdays. Why? That's when I can solo old raids again or grab a few buddies and guildmates to run through some of the harder ones in 2-4 man groups for transmorg, legendary, or just plain oldtimes sake. THe most...
  5. PatrickStar

    Flu Outbreak

    Scrolled by the post that mentioned this but if you work a job that gives you sick days....motherfuckers stay home!!! Working a government job, I shouldn't be amazed at the mouthbreathers in the workplace but dammit the number of people that show up sick well...sickens me. Literally and...
  6. PatrickStar

    The Random Thought Thread

    My random thought is it's time to repost our favorite porn and torrent sites again. That thread was the gift that kept on giving.
  7. PatrickStar

    MLB 2013 season

    Bagwell I can try and understand...but Biggio? Come on man, 68.2? I'm out, it's been fun caring about the HoF.
  8. PatrickStar

    Homeowners

    Wife and I bought a newly built condo. We ended up going with MI; the trade off is the lender would pay off all closing costs and fees and 2 years of condo fees. The combined total is around 20k. We negotiated an amount of total MI paid to be less than that with a 3.0% for 2 years and 3.25% the...
  9. PatrickStar

    The Authoritative Final Fantasy & Bravely Default thread

    I still get a hard on for FFT. The updated one they released for the PSP with some new characters is awesome as well. Too bad the sequels were steaming piles of shit.
  10. PatrickStar

    2012 NFL Season

    Broadcasting? Hell no. He'll move to Miami to be with his son and do inspirational talks for the rest of his life.
  11. PatrickStar

    Car Accident? Ask an Adjuster

    Damn straight about never swerving unless it's life threatening. I had a oncoming car in a snowy day drift fully into my lane going about 20mph. I swerved to avoid and ended up hitting a dumpster. $3.5k in repair for the axel, wheel, and bumper/panel damage. The fucker kept on driving and I...
  12. PatrickStar

    The Netflix Thread

    See shit like this makes me feel old. I have seen every one of those either in the theaters or from a dvd right when it first became available.
  13. PatrickStar

    Les Miserables

    After watching the trailers even in that makeup I still want to crush Anne Hathaway 5 times to Sunday.
  14. PatrickStar

    2012 NFL Season

    I used to think Steve was overmatched as a TV analyst when he first started. You know exactly what I mean. Some guys just can't form coherent thoughts and deliver them on the air. He looked completely overwhelmed; especially so when you listened to his delivery. It was like he was stumbling over...
  15. PatrickStar

    2012 NFL Season

    But that would leave the full time backup as SexyRexy. Hold on to him another year since he's getting paid jack squat. Unless you get a high 2 of course. Fuck, there has to be a desperate GM out there that thinks a Kevin Kolb 2.0 trade is a good idea.
  16. PatrickStar

    Movies That Would Be Made, If You Could Make It Happen

    You know you cried too. And you know you cheered at this one too.
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    2012 NFL Season

    Fixed that for you.
  18. PatrickStar

    Storage Wars

    The brunette on SW:Texas - YES. Crush it 5 times to Sunday.
  19. PatrickStar

    Hardest Boss Fights (No MMO shit please)

    This topic made think of one and only one boss fight. Nothing came close. It was old Gameboy game back in 1989 or 1990. It was Final Fantasy. I think. I don't remember if had like a title Final Fantasy somethingoranother. Anyways the last boss was WTF man. I remember it was basically God? After...
  20. PatrickStar

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Sarah Shahi?
  21. PatrickStar

    [Manga] Bleach (spoilers to current)

    He kills unworthy trash. Girio and the three gimp Vandereichs are a good example. Tousen, Ichigo, Yammy, especially Nnoitra are examples of where he's in it for the thrill of the fight against strong opponents. Not so much for trash. He kill em and moves on. In that chapter, after he wipes him...
  22. PatrickStar

    [Manga] Bleach (spoilers to current)

    Maybe she doesn't like killing but was damn good at it. See that's the thing about Zaraki, he loves to fight. But there is a big difference between fighting and killing. He often doesn't kill his opponent. He'll walk away if he thinks his opponent is beaten and can't go on fighting. That's why...
  23. PatrickStar

    [Manga] Bleach (spoilers to current)

    Seems like the popular speculation at this point. One of the RG (Elvis dude with the healing spa) pretty much spat out her name Retsu with heavy sarcasm when he admonished her for staying on the sidelines during the Vandereich invasion. Retsu means is something like killer, violence, etc. So I...
  24. PatrickStar

    [Manga] Bleach (spoilers to current)

    Bleach is worse than all your ex-girlfriends combined. I can't stop going back. I'm more curious about Shunsui calling her Unohana Yachiru more than anything.
  25. PatrickStar

    ESPN 30 for 30 - Bo Jackson

    Normal yep. Until he starts drinking Mr. Burn's nerve tonic that resulted in gigantism. That is why his head got so big right?
  26. PatrickStar

    ESPN 30 for 30 - Bo Jackson

    Yes. It was fantastic but I love Bo. I have his starting lineup (Royals) from 89 on my office desk now for the past 11 years. I STILL have people pick him up and start conversations about Bo. It's so cliche but my love of Bo started with Tecmo Bowl. I remember crying when I heard on TV back in...
  27. PatrickStar

    Board Games

    My group of friends played the fuck out of Axis and Allies and Shogun. Much like 4 day AV battles in Vanilla, usually the game ended when the guy playing Russia got sick of taking back Ukraine for the 55th time and flips the board. Note: I may be in the minority but I enjoyed Shogun over A&A.
  28. PatrickStar

    Thank you Draegan, Goodbye FOH

    I agree. A re-emphasis on the gaming side would be fantastic. But can we still have the titties and questionable chicks with dicks posts?
  29. PatrickStar

    Thank you Draegan, Goodbye FOH

    Don't worry my bringer of titties and pussy, we shall rebuilt it - better, bigger, faster. Well, ok, I mean we as in you and a handful of other folks but still I am rooting for you!
  30. PatrickStar

    2012 NFL Season

    This why I love Belichek. They might meet again in the playoffs, but he says fuck it, sweep the leg and put them in a body bad.
  31. PatrickStar

    CFB 2012-2013

    Four and a half years of my life, man. There is a reason why every weekend we drove to Houston or to Austin or to Dallas or to San Antonio...you get the drift. Midnight yell practice was alright since you would go home with a girl at least half the time unless you were a hideous chode, but god...
  32. PatrickStar

    CFB 2012-2013

    As a Texas A&M grad I've generally stayed away from boasting since I know our history. Look facts are facts and history doesn't lie. We have not and are not the big dog in Texas. Yes the tale of the tape says TU trounces A&M in overall sports. But to be honest, who gives a shit about the past...
  33. PatrickStar

    Oblivion - Tom Cruise goes WALL-E

    I remember the days when Tom Cruise would open movies like this during the summer blockbuster period of late May - late July. Now Jack Reacher and this are releasing in December and April.
  34. PatrickStar

    Fantasy Football Advice Thread

    So who started the Cardinals D today? This guy. Fuck.
  35. PatrickStar

    Mega Man vs Street Fighter

    Well I just came I didn't need Lyrical's magic stuff.
  36. PatrickStar

    Trex vs etoilet cam vs aria analysis tits dicks punchability

    This thread is headed to either the Hall of Fame or the Hall of Shame. I can"t decide which one.
  37. PatrickStar

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    At your stage 18 year olds are for banging. Go forth and conquer the world my friend.
  38. PatrickStar

    I need your votes gutter onslaught NSFW

    Ultimate Failure gets another vote.
  39. PatrickStar

    Long full disclosure

    This shit can"t be real. C"mon, folks. You"re all together in a conspiracy to massively troll lurkers like me. I shared this thread and the OP"s linked thread to my co-workers. We ran the gamut of emotions. We were at first hilariously hollering, then mortified, then confused, back to laughing...