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  1. Haus

    Avengers: Endgame (2019)

    OOOooooOOoo We're doing nitpicks now! OK!
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    Avengers: Endgame (2019)

    She planned on defeating Thanos by demanding to speak with his manager.
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    Avengers: Endgame (2019)

    I'll be nice and maintain Spoiler Ettiquite. ;) Also... I am very close to "I'd bet money it will suck". They lost a ton of the faces of the franchise, and the minds that were directing it.
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    Lucifer

    I am firmly excited about this season....
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    Avengers: Endgame (2019)

    OK, my official review. Meh. It was good, but not Infinity War good. Nice to see some payoffs to some plot lines, but it seemed like they spent more time making sure each character got "their moment" than driving a good story. My big concern is that I think a HUGE part of what made this...
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    Scenes from movies that make you cry?

    Well, There are more than a few for me. The movie Big Fish had a few, My Girl had a few... lost my father a lot younger than I would have liked to, so that's a soft spot for me. But most recently.. and this is one I knew was coming and it still got me...
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    HAPPY EASTER

    Ah yes, and just remember (As Jasker eluded to) tomorrow is the 2nd of the 4 High Holy Fat Kid holidays this year.
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    Avengers: Endgame (2019)

    The way I see it, most of the current MCU actors have been around for multiple films now, and had the big "gang all together" bonding of doing Infinity War. She's like that diversity hire a boss brought in because he knew it would hit all the check boxes that HR wanted ticked, and is now...
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    Avengers: Endgame (2019)

    No, here I'll summarize all you need to know from it for you :
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    Swamp Thing

    I'm starting to think that some people at DC are seeing the money numbers and realizing the whole cocaine fueled idea of "Let's build our OWN streaming service, with blackjack (Titans), and hookers! (Doom Patrol) so we can beat Disney to having a service" might not have been as good an idea as...
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    Westworld

    I agree with the synopsis of "Just stop after season 1 and you'll always be happy with it".
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    Vanessa's Tranny AMA Blog Thread

    I'll go a step further... If we consider @Foler an actual user and not a highly drawn our LARP/Alt of someone trolling (which is still my running theory) then we have to consider him as someone exemplifying every single arch-conservative trope out there as per his posting history and content...
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    The Boys

    That new section makes me happier.....
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    Answer the question above you, no matter what it is

    Because of shameless stigmatization of appreciating a PAWG with big tits..... Conservatives : Would you allow a full ban on abortions if it also meant a full ban on semi-automatic rifles? Liberals : The same, in reverse order. (trade embracing the 2nd ammendment for abortion free for all)?
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    The Grand Tour (from the guys in Top Gear)

    But then how will we get to splash in the puddles in the potholes of debate... on conversation street.
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    Avengers: Endgame (2019)

    Incredibles was targeting a child audience. (Regardless of how many of us waited to find out what Jack's powers would be). I'm talking made for adult audiences.
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    The Tick

    Just finished the season tonight. Yeah, Also hoping it gets a third. Excellent use of John Hodgeman. Great call out to potential big bad for next season. ... and we heard the battle cry. I don't know how much more I could have asked for. (Short of Dr Mung Mung and gentle Tounge-Tounge of...
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    Avengers: Endgame (2019)

    I think the biggest hurdle for FF is what they represent. Mutants are an allegory for Race relations, possibly LBGT depending on how you look at it... Spider Man is an allegory for coming into adulthood (with it's responsibilities) Hulk represents struggling against one's self... What does...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    I would disappoint her... so quickly.. and all over her forehead. Oblig pic :
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    Avengers: Endgame (2019)

    Also the problem is that the two best Hulk stories (imho) they can't do... A) They already ruined the Planet Hulk story line in Ragnarok by just using it as a backdrop.... B) Without the FF and Xmen in force they can't really do World War Hulk either and be reasonably true to the source.
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    What vehicle do you drive?

    I come here today to confess my shame.... I have owned a 2017 Caddy CTS V-sport for over a year now (purchased CPO). And I was today years old when I figured out it also has Launch Control when you have track mode enabled.
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    Shazam! (2019)

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    Shazam! (2019)

    The thing is.. I think campy was their entire goal. This might be the pendulum swinging to the far end where the other end of the spectrum was BvS....
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    Cowboy Bebop

    The exec's pulling the "we're going to change shit because we've seen this story before". OK, FINE. If you want to tell a different story then TELL A DIFFERENT STORY. Don't take a franchise people love , then gut it and wrap it like a pooly fitting human flesh suit around some crap story...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    For me it's one of the simple functions, the "save link to inbox"... bouncing between several computers this was simple and easy.... This also works for "where do you want to eat?"... "I don't care". Pick one place near you, and that's the answer EVER.. SINGLE.. TIME.. until someone starts...
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    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    Here are two mauling.... naptime. Full disclosure, they're half pit, half boxer. So only quasi muderdogs.
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    Avengers: Endgame (2019)

    dafuq a car that size having a towing package on it? As for the gallon soda. It's fine, just get an extra cup..... Or bring in an empty 2l bottle and trucker bomb that place.
  28. Haus

    Doom Patrol

    I don't know about that.... @Mrs. Haus felt somewhat the same way. But I look at it like this.
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    The Tick

    I'm pretty sure their substituting overkill for a lot of what you would get with Fledermaus in terms of being the dark counterbalance. I say that and I would be completely happy with just another Bat Manuel
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    The internet as it was in 1996

    It's maintained a remakable aestetic consistency over the years. A programming/design technique I call "Lazy". I still remember running a BBS on my old Apple ][e. I was a pimp in 89 because I had a 10 meg hard drive so I could host files... Still remember a dear old friend (now departed) who...
  31. Haus

    Shazam! (2019)

    That's someting @Mrs. Haus also noticed. The adult actor really captured the kidlike feeling of dealing with the situation, while the kid actor just seemed like a jaded, cynical, angsty teen.
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    The Tick

    New season up, solid first few episodes.
  33. Haus

    Marvel Universe stuff

    Of course she is, didn't you see her dad tell her she couldn't drive go karts? How does that not make you most powerful?
  34. Haus

    Shazam! (2019)

    Went to see this tonight. I enjoyed it. It's mid-tier. I'd put it behind WW and Aquaman in the DC standings. I consider it better than Captain Marvel. One thing I really thought was out of place and forced...
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    Avengers: Endgame (2019)

    In my perfect world version he threatens the remaining two people she has connection to (her "BFF" and BFF's daughter). She goes berserk defending them, get's killed, transferring the energy to the daughter in the explosion and we get the Captain Marvel I would prefer. (Especially since if she...
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    X-Men: Dark Phoenix (2019)

    Also... If you subscribe to the DC Streaming service you can watch all of it, plus the old Superman series, all the old DC animated stuff, the DC animated Universe movies.. And added bonus, you get the Doom Patrol that proves we live in the best timeline.
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    Supernatural

    Now, if we have a epilogue made for TV movie where after a couple of years of no more monster to hunt they get bored but decide the only people they can really "be with" are each other and you get "Wincest", that might be the highest rated show the CW ever airs..... judging from what I see of...
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    Supernatural

    They essentially did a one shot "backdoor pilot" of the all girl "Wayward Sisters" show and there was phenomenally little interest in it, so the pilot didn't get picked up.... Subtract Dean from your buddy show and I think Amazon is about to release the closest you'll get to a Cas/Crowley...
  39. Haus

    Joker (2019)

    Because it will never top the original. Not to mention from just the teaser I can tell they're going to great lengths to do the "But he was just a victim of society that made him into a monster" angle and I'm tired as hell of that.
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    Joker (2019)

    OK, I will admit he pulls off weird leaning into crazy well. But seriously, I watched that teaser/trailer and all I thought was... "Falling Down, now with JOKES!"