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We are going to need a detailed timeline for the 96 hours directly surrounding the benghazi attacks.

Swinging is a step up from whoring. Making progress, my man.

Taylor is a white girl. She is also not butt fuckin ugly. This is like asking which you like better, blowjobs or malaria. I guess it's good to touch base every once in a while though.

lol'd irl

He is risen.

Pointless drama is the BEST drama. In what world does it make any kind of sense the we had a moral obligation to stay? Kegs massa bit was the pith of it. No wonder Craig made the deal if that's what he thinks a message board is.

Oh god, if we'd stayed, we would have all been banned within a week. American Inventor American Inventor American Inventor American Inventor would have been too delish

Morrow, we don't care what you have between your legs. We can do hand stuff.

this one is just to piss off khalid. +1

I'm a complete slut for likes

it's just delightfully assanine.

THEY BANNED KEG NO ONE BANS KEG EXCEPT FOR US.

Hey guise

Eh, he own's em. If you wanted to go digging, i'm pretty sure that we ALL knew something like this was going to happen from the very beginning. I remember telling draegan that he owes us a pizza when he finally does cash out. Honestly, draegan did us a favor. He could have done it better --...

It's only getting cucked if he forces you to watch. Internet porn has taught me this.

Do you really want me to make a help me count thread? Because i'll fucking do it. I'll even make it a poll.

what do I win?

That's kinda why smart girls start with a shower and massage. But I guess we're not talking about a call girl. We're talking about 50 for hh

Yeah, it's only a matter of personal philosophy. I remember my posts for anywhere between 1 minute and 1 day. Anything older than a day I tend not to give a shit about. Whatever my opinion of X topic was Y months ago was probably stupid, so I just attach less significance to it. I don't...

I feel like if we had a theme song, this is what it would be. Draegan: I'll bid fifty thousand, Drew. Mmoporger.com: FIFTEEN THOUSAND, DREW!!! FIFTEEN!!!! Wombat: Umm? <looks at audience> five? Rererolled community: ONE DOLLAR. ONE DOLLAR AND NOT A PENNY MORE, DREW. The actual retail...

There are some real dumbshit ones, but there are also plenty that you can see will figure it out given some time. The dumbshit ones are more annoying than I was though.

The entire thing was. It looked like he had a cockring on, but I don't think he had a cockring on. The image is forever burned into my mind. Someone tell cam to post over here. And to never, ever, admit that's he's cam. Fresh start.

For the most part I don't love it, but it has moments that make the entire episode worth it. It just feels like this style of humor is starting to become rote. But those moments save it. It's good, just not Rick and morty good. It feels a little bit too insider about 50% of the time.

Don't be a misogynistic shitlord. Post the cock.

From what I remember she really didn't raise that much money. Less than draegan at least. BAM

Strike out heaven and write rerolled, then strike out re and write rere. All in ms paint.

Son of Panface

Ok, you gotta give him back his name. What the fuck did you do with Astr0? This doesn't even make any sense. What's the grift here? WHAT'S THE GRIFT?

God damn. Life, and methamphetamines, has not been kind to Ravven.

Noodle sleuthed them into the askamod thread. They weren't anything too saucy. Lindz has some great knockers, better than most porn stars, but the raciest one was of her in a bra. Which, I mean, you know.. bikinni tops are more revealing.

last word.

What they need is a new family matters style sitcom, but with Arabs. Al-Urkel can go around blowing shit up and going, "Oops, did I do thaaaaat?" You know it's been fucking considered.

You want pasties? Tyen, give your woman some pasties!

He asked unironically as if it were a real thing. I think I might just start to narrate posts. It seems like a lot less work.

Can I be half of each?

Ten books is an over reach. Authors want to plan out these grand operas but it never pans out. The only way that sort of thing works is if it's Conan stories or "... in hell" anthologies. There is not so much that needs to be said about Ceres being infected with sentient goo that it takes...

lyrical might not realize that the site moved yet. He's gotten to where he posts much less frequently. Like most of us. But lyrical will post in a spurt like maybe once a week.

Uncomfortable truths.

Well, yeah. Because fuck that bullshit. Just another soul less semi corporate husk going through the motions? God damn, if I wanted that I'd log onto work. Not to be dramatic about it, because it's not dramatic. I was done with ReRolled either way. Because once the guy with his finger on...