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It's chicken butchering day today. I'm mentioning it here in the cooking thread because I think every cook should know where there food is coming from. You can learn a lot about an animal when you're killing and prepping it, and it gives you a little more respect for the ingredients. I...

Yep, that's what I was trying to get at. There are a few gals out there that can climax without the clitoral stimulation, but they are few. Put your face all in that mess and go to town. And while your down there, do a little exploration.

Wow.

Bukakke.

You Canadians make the weirdest shit. And I want to try all of it.

I'm curious, was your intent here to looklesspathetic?

Those look good, McCheese. I think he puts all those calories into growing neck.

This has been a fun Saturday morning read. Thanks to all! Except 'Bisi. Fuck that guy.

Yes?

I never ate at Portillo's. I usually stopped at Gene and Judes. The dogs were good, but the 'tamales'... wtf? They were yellow masa wrapped around red masa.

Heh, ok there, Sparkie.

I agree. A good quarterback doesn't stand a chance if the O-line is terrible. The caliber of linemen is more important that quarterback talent. Hammer away, assholes.

I'm not sure what type of japanese soy sauce you've had that didn't taste salty.

Yeah, she really needs to be relaxed during sex, or about the act of sex, to get her nut off. For my wife, it's riding cowboy and rubbing her bean against my pubis as she's going to town.

Chicks. They're kooky.

Cleveland Browns sign 2 quarterbacks. Vince Young and Tyler Thigpen. I don't even know.

I used to be able to do that. I'm not sure if my mind or my body changed, probably both, but relieved it's not that long now. I'm tired just thinking about it. BTW, lindz. I may or may not have referred to your children as 'sex trophies'. I was trying to be complimentary about your...

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I'm still lobbying for SoyCents Also for: ChaosCash, and Fuck you Grimmlokks

Heh, I'd totally give you a tucobuck for that, but I'm hoarding them.

I'm totally telling on you. And I'm gonna try those taters, cause that sounds good, and I have turmeric.

Pretty obvious you are delusional, Catler. Damn it, no kissy face smilie. More smilies!

Canadian gay!

Puke. I am curious if you'd call it Poontine.

Sounds like the Wurst job ever.

I wish Nugent would just shut up and play. I have no idea what this thread is about.

I'll eat a hot dog pretty much anyway it comes out. I will say though, if it's a frank while I'm at a baseball game it's yellow mustard only. If I'm lucky enough to be on the club level at Chiefs stadium, it's a 1/2 lb dog (Nathan's, I think) smothered in BBQ brisket and french fried onions...

Looks great, how was it? Edit: I'm also a little confused. Is a Sporkie a sausage pizza with ricotta?

I'm not really a 'boob man', I'm more interested in the business end; the hindquarters. But that's another subject. I was more impressed by lindz' flat tummy after birthing out some sex trophies.

Is Dairy Queen a national chain? I had lunch there yesterday, the $5 lunch deal. Sandwich, fries, drink and a small sundae. My particular DQ allows substitution of fried mushrooms for fries for fifty cents. Chili cheese dog, fried shrooms, iced tea, and a hot fudge sundae for $5.98...

Brooks ketchup is only ketchup. My granddad told me so, so you know it's true.

I honestly can't remember, it's been 20 years since I've worn it.

By the way, Iannis, I went to your address and some bitch told me to quit calling her.

Sheee-it. I'm Curly Neal, son. Done and done.

Heh, she'd love that, actually. And the name, too. I'll have to give Alex T. a call.

This just cracks me up. Ha!

Some of the best looking women in the world are hybrids. I'm not sure what's going on in here. rs_293x473-140211085834-634-Kim-Kardashian-JR-21114.jpg

Wow, damnit Noodle. That's disgusting. Anyway, it's about anniversary time for me and the Mrs. She's a trivia/book geek, and I'm looking for a fun trivia game or something else that might be cool or fun.

I'm not going to google that. What is it?

She has really gone over the line, this time.