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Yer naughty... by nature.

If lindz weren't as good looking, it'd be a lot easier to gloss over phrases like that. Maybe, imagine she looks like Shelly when she's nekkid.

She needs a butterfly bandaid put on that.

Nope, just a fatty fucker.

My wife and I went out of our way to make sure my Dad had a chance to eat at Gus's in Memphis. They were super busy like they always are, and we had to wait for them to finish a 100-piece carry out plus all the regular diners before us. When we got done, my Dad said, "I think I like Popeye's...

I'll bet that statue gets pissed on more than once.

Oh, Bernie. Does Bernie have a point? Or is he using the prevailing thought of long term concussion damage to his benefit?

I agree. That place is fucking fantastic.

I really don't care for the coating some places put on fries now. I'm pretty sure Burger King does/did at one time. I just want a some dem fried tators, Mhm hmm. sling-blade-quotes-image-search-results-25254.jpg

Hell it might be. I have no frame of reference for anything current or hip.

Colostomy bag: Best Fanny Pack Ever?

The wood chips should be on the fire, not the meat, and buckfast is whatever they wrote in their text.

Great picture, but that's a Fresca.

I'd love to see Smith throw a sideline route that 'accidentally' hits Harbaugh right in the face. But, knowing Alex like I do, he'll probably hit town early to mow Jim's yard and buy him a sixer.

Chefs play the Lambs in a regular season game this year, I think I might go. Edit: Chiefs have a pretty tough schedule this year. Seattle, Patriots, 49ers (Alex Smith Returns! - meh), and our regular division is always a toss up. We also get Dolphins, Steelers, and the Rams. I think 8-8...

I really didn't think through the 'no free hand to hold beverage' part.... Well, I've mowed with it, and it mowed quite a bit more quickly than my previous garden tractor style mower. The steering will take some getting used to though. The yard is still pretty splotchy and not fully come in...

I weep for humanity. Then I eat buckfast sausages.

Hamloaf. And I'm not even kidding. Edit: 2 lbs. ground ham. This you probably will do yourself since it's leftover ham. Grinder if available, a food processor doesn't work as well. 1 lb. ground beef 1 cup bread product - whatever you like, crackers/panko/dried bread crumbs 2 eggs...

Heh. You suck, Grimm.

Brutal is head of the Montana Branch of the very powerful Asparagus Lobby.

McDonalds Chicken McNuggets are so unbelievably horrible I can't believe they still exist. And then I read at least 3 people here saying they love them. Someone nuke this damn thread! I kid, I kid.

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I totally smoke a doobie with you, Onoes. If that sort of thing were legal.

I'll just throw in that both screen names (Aleksi/Tidbit) make mention of the VA system.

To me, the original recipe sounds pretty decent. Your addition of the asparagus and bean sprouts... two of my least favorite ingredients. I take a lot of heat around here for not liking asparagus; it seems the whole family loves that retarded cousin to grass. Anyway, I'm liking your...

Brutal, did you make your own puff pastry, or did you buy it? Seems like a major pain in the ass to make from scratch.

Whatever you think of this dude, I personally don't know all the sordid history - just bits and pieces - this had got to be the saddest thing I've ever read. They TOOK my rectum.

In the dream.. which penis is yours? I'm picturing you as the left one, and... lets say... Millie's on the right. Or are they both yours?

I'm all for great service and I don't mind paying or tipping for it, but that level of attention from a server makes me uncomfortable. To me, at a top restaurant, the service should almost go unnoticed, but be there when you need it.

I think I just came a little. Edit: A little baby gravy, if you will.

Tidbit may prefer to stand.

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Terrell Pryor traded to the Seahawks for a seventh round pick. On the surface, it looks like the Raiders got the better deal.

I did.

That's no shit. It was ok, and it was very meaty, but slightly over-done. It didn't look done, but it was over. I'm obviously not a very good fish cooker. But the rest was really good, made some dirty brown rice with onions and teeny tiny bit of garlic/ginger puree, and buttered carrots as...

That made me laugh out loud joyfully. Because, for you, it's true. ++1

Damn, dude. I had a poop weigh half that this morning. I'm contributing!

This thread has died, did I kill it? I'm making cod loins tonight. I didn't even know cod had loins, but I guess chickens don't have fingers, either. I'm planning on just baking them with a buttered crumb on top with panko. I'd like to herb it, too, but not overpower the fish. Any fish...

What's so cool about it? The presumably male mannequin with his hips swung to the right? Do you even lift? (Not 'you' specifically). Seriously, what size is that shirt? Men don't wear twinkwear. Attachment 65104

Interesting, thanks! +1