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Stop being a pussy about everything and grab the bull by the balls for a change. The USA went from a nation of men that pissed on Hitlers grave and did back flips on the moon to a bunch of spineless assholes that don"t know how to ask a woman to dinner. Grow the fuck up and get a handle on this.

Yep, all that ^. My previous mortgage went almost 10 years before getting packaged off and sold to some thumbdick on Wall Street. My current mortgage gets passed around like a drunk hooker at a frat party.

Tyen is smart and entertaining and maybe pretty enterprising, too...but rest assured knowing that what he is doing isn"t on the radar of shit to take care of at FB. Also, no CSI C&D stuff. They"d just drop a banhammer on him and everything he"s doing if it was important. And if Tyen was...

She"s a "D" in an academic scale. If you or her think for a millisecond that she has D cups, then both of you are beyond fucked up. She"s an A /borderline B and each of you are fucked up for thinking for a millisecond that more = better, even more fucked up in thinking that her puny chubs are...

Bumping and wobbling along down the cobblestone road that leads to Shaw Street.

A flat curve.

That"s not Etoillete...who is actually Sarah Palin.

Woman"s suffrage ruined this country!

Hay hay, women born after the 50"s think a kitchen is a fashion item made to impress their friends, and that all the cooking takes place in the microwave.

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Tuco is 5"3, so probably 57% of the women he dated said so.

She wears yoga pants.

Looks like it to me. This is from her FB page:

Ass, mouth. Ass to mouth. Same thing in her case.

There"s enough of your fat ass for everyone on this board, Reddit and SA put together.

My invective isn"t one iota too harsh for him. Aamina is the soggiest, weepiest, creepiest, and easily the most spineless poster to fuck up FOH"s cadence with his shitbag and pointless whine-o-ramas. He has no spine of his own, nor does he have the ability to adopt one via proxy; instead he...

Pic of Eomer from his FB page.

What the fuck, you soggy, weeping vagina? Brekk has taken shits vastly more intelligent than you are. You are one of thelastpeople on this board to be calling into question his or anyone else"s intelligence because you are in the bottom of that barrel and looking all the way up. Why don"t you...

I"m surprised you could find a vein at this hour.

Also, lasagna.

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I went forward in time and copied Hooby"s very last post on this forums. Pasting here for ya"ll to enjoy: So why did I do it? I could offer a million answers, all false. The truth is that I"m a bad person, but that"s going to change, I"m going to change. This is the last of this sort of...

For those of you that visit Rav IRL, bring paper plates and plastic utensils.

You had a 50% chance of guessing correctly, there Nostradamus.

Otay, Tom.

You need to change your avatar to Tom Cruise, Tom.

IIRC, generics are allowed to be something like as little as 75% effective to 125% effective as nameds in terms of dose. I used to have random bouts of insomnia until I bought a new bed. Now I"m out as soon as I turn out the light. Also, get used to being called Dickhead if you take to...

It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again.

I"m only paranoid about toys with a woman I"ve never been with before. It"s next to impossible to judge ahead of time if she"ll be comfortable letting me play with my Star Wars action figures in bed...what"s a man to do? Beyond that...I have no problem with adult toys...so long as they are...

Always blame Lori. Also, who is Lori?

Fuck! A Lasagna!

You are already there, lots of us know that. Beyond that, why do you want a woman that has exceedingly poor judgement in anything important? Are you so hard up for poont that you have to wait in line for it? You might as well open up an orphanage at this point...maybe you can turn it into...

I won"t speak for the starfish burglars amongst the peened, but for me it isn"t about any obia; homoph, heteroph or otherwise. It"s cleanliness, for one. The only time I clean my pooper is when I fart or when I pinch off a raging steamer. The rest of the time, Jabba the Hut is dwelling in that...

/backhand What the fuck are you thinking, lad?

Dunno about that.

Just use duct tape or fly paper.

Correct. I also forgot the .com.

/#mindblown~

Christ. Now she"s using Tyen"s broken tilde keyboard.

Run like hell if he sends you a copy of Chasing Amy.