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What kind of grease? A little WD-40 to take some squeak out of her freak?

What"s wrong with that?

So, Jerob is telling me this isn"t anything, but I know better. The whole fucking thing is a runway. Really? C"mon Jerob, the entire fucking paved lot is a long-assed runway. All of it.

Retro 1994 Zebra Print Shirt: $450. I love some of these shops that sell to hip young women; they keep marking things up until they sell.

Actually, I have a few issues of Vogue, but I can"t read them because the pages are all stuck together.

lewl

Isn"t it illegal for men to read fashion magazines?

He"s not nearly in the same league as Galiuem or that Felchmonster that went to China for like 3 days and got kicked out.

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Not that I"m giving Keg hard time for the sake of giving him a hard time...no way. It"s just that used garments to me are just...used garments. I"d be more interested in paying $800 for a dozen of Linday Lohan"s used tampons, because then I could dual-purpose them as a collector"s item and...

Lol. Pesos? ...dude, c"mon. It"s a used jacket.

Beyond all the disrepair stuff, why would someone want a tired, sweat-soaked garment that some other guy wore?

See, if you took that same coat to a zipper specialist, that repair would have only cost you $5.28.

No clue, but if you want something really original, I"ve got a leather jacket made from the foreskins of aboriginal albinos. It"s even in your size.

What"s worse, hairy nipples or prehensile ones?

Tell that to my wife. She braids hers.

Nothing the size of pie plates, no gigantic blue veins, also...no teeth. Everything else is fine.

...well at least accidental pregnancy is impossible with him.

Wow, you are so utterly full of shit that it boggles the imagination.

FB photo Jerle posted of him and his new bi-cis-gf/m. Jerle is on the right.

Remember, folks, it"s always ok until you get caught.

Ravvenn has the same dimensions as my wife; 37-24-34. Unfortunately for my wife, those measurements apply only to her legs.

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The Men Who Love Rayvven thread.

Don"t you have your own thread to troll, freakshow?

Zom-bee sex is hawt. The women are always moaning! "Keg! Put that sock down, and git out of the closet, yer granny is here!" O-tay...really reaching on this one.

Are these what Notherner"s call zom-beez?

I might sure as shit on a shingle be done tomorrow, but that shingle ain"t come today, and for sure...well fuck, I just put some fat mexican"s teeth into orbit with my bat. Just what the fuck is going on here, anyway?

...I just ain"t fucking done right now.

I just dusted myself off. I was in the middle of driving between Vegas and Nowhere, and my 72 shortie just got all cross-eyed on itself. Drink or ego...take a pick, that fucker just got all knocked in the knees and in a second I went from drinking bourbon to eating sand. And there I was, all...

I don"t get all the hysteria involved with choosing a mate. Choose the one that you find the most attractive and sexually appealing and forget about the rest.

Please tell me you don"t have a sister.

How can someone be anything but retarded if they are a virgin at 29?

Can you suck start a 747?

Yeh. It was $4k to finish college and get her degree, not like she was going out to buy garter belts and shoes with it...though I"d probably not complained a lot if she did . And it wasn"t just some flight of fancy on my part. We were good friends for 3 years and dated for 1 of that. Marriage to...

We were cruising towards marriage, and $4k for her last year"s worth of college tuition seemed like smart money at the time. Heck, it still seems like smart money now, and it wasn"t like I was her personal ATM anyway.

Yeh, drop it. One of my ex gf"s owed me $4k when we broke up. I didn"t press the issue because she didn"t have any way of paying it back, and if her broke-assed parents were any harbinger of things to come, would never be able to pay it back. I viewed it as being a small cost of not getting...

Silence knows all.

Beware people that used to play SK in EQ. On Prexus.