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I'm disappointed he never responded here. On the other hand, it does add to the mystique. This thread seems almost like a memorial.

Damn, that reminded me of the one true stank pussy I fucked. She had a small pussy too. I thought she was just dirty talking at first, but she said intercourse was usually too painful for her to orgasm from it. I think I fucked her 3 times to make sure it wasn't a fluke. The final time she...

elaborate please

Was that a new lightsaber Kylo was grabbing? I thought it looked cool, then remembered the shitty one he had in TFA with the lazor hilt. Not sure if I just didn't see the side emitters or if he has a new one.

Its already airing? WTF my DVR didn't record it.

I'm not arguing that with bortus they were going for a worf like character. But he seems more like strax from Dr who

lol slap on the wrist confirmed for the british hottie. So the local morning radio show the other day was going off on some dude who was messing around with one of his girl students. I mean, really fucking going off. Like, 'Life in prison, which shouldn't be too long because you know what...

That song was actually about herman cain? lol. Is there any word on how long wiig and elliot will be on the show? I'm not sure the show can handle 3 people trying to be the comic relief.

He's got enough of a twist to keep him from being a copy. Isaac has an attitude.

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Someone explain to me who those people were in the bar when the original gallahad tried to teach them manners and failed miserably. I would have thought they were just random bar patrons, but they called the main guy "moonshine" which makes me think he was a statesman too.

How did this happen? She was hiding in his room in mom's house and mom didn't know she lived there? You didn't use an apostrophe on mothers. How many mothers were opposed to the secret move in? Is the name it goes by a derivative of michael? Where is it from?

Massively unpopular amongst people who don't vote. If those people did vote, the war would be over already because they'd vote in candidates who wanted to end it.

I really liked how they kept up with the buttsex for saving the world thing, and elton john's part was great. I didn't think it was really him. Dude has a much better sense of humor than I realized. Fuck off to the 2 people who said his fight scene was over the top. That face he made alone...

Just saw it this weekend. I watched the final cut of the original jut before we went (whatever was available on syfy). It was a great movie, my only complaints were the wasted time flying around and the volume issues. I had to cover my ears about a half dozen times because the music got...

I think the teleporter stayed, but I noticed he didn't actually look at it again. I can only think of 2 ways that ending makes sense. 1. If the worm hole being gone means she's never born. After all, that's what the BTTF vanish was, right? He was stopping himself from existing. Maybe...

OK I guess I get to be the one to break the news this time. Your wife is 100% into something shady. I'm not saying she's cheating or anything. But she's definitely a CIA spook or mafia crime boss or some shit. Maybe she was in witness protection when you met her. There are a limited number...

He was a funny motherfucker. I first saw him on Last Comic Standing, but didn't see him much after that. If he turned to shit then I missed those years. I saw his live show once and his wife opened for him. She was funny too and fucking vicious. If anyone is going to roast him, I hope...

I legit thought you were between 300 and 400 lbs because of what's been said on the forum. I just want to point out that you not being flexible just further proves my point about what an idiotic standard "touch your toes" is for determining health or fitness.

I wholeheartedly disagree. If a chick twerked at me, I'd assume she was coming on to me. Knowing the kids sexual orientation is an important piece of the puzzle to determine if he's coming on to your son. If I were you I'd be most disappointed in the school that the kid wasn't sent to the...

Which post did she change the font on?

I thought the elevator joke was telling. When they went with an awkward joke instead of someone cutting a fart, I knew this was going to be a show for highbrow humor.

Hard to imagine. Is it the design of the desk or clutter underneath? Can you post a picture of that torture device? Maybe lean back and put your feet up? Ask for a sit/stand desk? Standing would be better than sitting with feet flat.

You don't need me. Even my 3rd stringer Alex can handle light work like this. HOF worthy work Alex. Good job.

I'm not sure if you're being sarcastic too. Of course locker room poison would cause those things.

They only blew those leads because kasperdick is such a terrible leader and locker room poison.

Hah you got me. I thought I said a month. Interesting video. He said pretty much everything I was going to say, only he said it better with technical terms. I think the most important part was the first 2 minutes when he was talking about why your hamstrings are so tight. Stretching for 15...

I did 23 and me and I agreed to participate in their research. I got to a point where they want me to do a cold pressor test. Now, I didn't know anything about it but it involves ice water and is supposed to help researchers gain insight on pain responses. So I get to hurt myself for science...

You must be very pleased.

That stings.

ESPN filter? Does anyone see the video?

Oh snap, I just got it. You're butthurt that cartman saw vag before you.

Went to lunch today and the guy at the next table was either getting fired or turned down for a job. Made me sad panda. I wanted to give him a hug because he sounded so dejected. The only reason I heard given was because of where he'd worked before. Sounded like a bullshit excuse to me.

Funny you summoned me here. When we were talking about it in politics, I was 1 post away from saying this shit needed to be taken to the fitness thread. Obviously there are more details that weren't relevant to the political discussion of using "touching your toes" as some kind of benchmark...

Not really allowed. "This Bullshit" was taking steps to hide it from the NCAA. I mean really what do you think the NCAA has on these kids who have new cars? They'd have to go through each and every one of them and prove it was an illegal gift. Way too much work and too many rabbit holes to...

I thought for sure people would still be pissing and moaning that south park would never be the same. I came here today prepared to pity those people.

Really? funny i didn't heard that on the news.

I'm slipping. I only have 2 1. Makes you think, or makes you hope? 2. That's probably a more important piece of information to you than it is to the rest of us.

I think you're reading too much into my post. I couldn't tell what beer it was, but it looks like it's probably a big name brand. Even if it's not it's still closer to her. So I'm saying she's practically 2 fisting beers to be able to stand being seen with him.

I thought it was a magnifying glass to help him read his newspaper.