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You gotta think about it like this. Instead of a 40 yr old pussy, his woman has the equivalent of 2 twenty year old pussies. I just hope her real age was 36+ when they met otherwise he might technically be breaking the law.

I think he was talking about his current woman's bifurcated vagina. Not the fever dream that the ex is going to surrogate for them.

I missed the part where they decided to do that. But even if it did happen, apparently he's a super cool ddue that everyone likes and so he can get along with his ex. I get that you can't relate to that. Right now I'm imagining he's will ferrel from daddy's home. That's certainly part of...

A couple of yall seem to think ohnoes's life is some kind of mess. Sounds like he's living the fucking dream to me. Sure there are hard times, but he always seems to squirt out the other end better off than he was.

If I'm reading this right, Brahma's manager is the only white dude in this whole affair. I hope he's ready to be diversity fired.

This was a borderline jimmy rustle. More listening in on the next table's conversation at lunch. This time they were bitching about a new guy at the office because he didn't immediately take a tour of the office to introduce himself and find out what everyone does. One of the guys even said...

That's awesome. I never woulda thought of something like that. But then again, I'm smart enough to check the TP situation before I commence to shitting.

OK sure but LOL. I mean the NFCE teams all played each other in week 1. 99.99% guarantee that there would be exactly 2 wins in that division.

According to the EU that was written around him, he was nothing but a tool that palpatine forged to help him kill his master plagieus (who was also not human). Palpatine never intended to pass the mantle to him. I know that EU is now legends, I only bring it up to show that maul's race...

Damn what all did I miss? Only thing I saw was someone telling you to basically kill yourself(to the best of my recollection, the post didn't leave much of an impression on me other than he was being an ass). Did you sperg out afterwards?

Damn. Is he a wizard? I'm just waiting for the SJW crowd to realize his name is aryan and he gets a lifetime ban from football for being a nahtzi. Aryan foster might get caught up in that too.

The double post was NOT the internet telling you to double down.

Another option. Hang out in front of planned parenthood clinics and offer the 20k to the girls to have the baby and let you adopt it. I think it's legal to pay someone to let you adopt their baby, isn't it? If it's not, just ask them if they're cops first. So with the current girl, do you...

Thrawn's original story was that he was sent to the outer rim because he was non human but the emperor liked him anyway. That could still happen and would explain where he has been in the movies up until now.

Yeah I don't get why people are thinking this was embarrassing for the weather guessers. Did the hurricane not hit land? Was it not a big motherfucker when it did? I don't know what cat it was when it hit, but they weren't exactly saying it'd be a cat6e. The worst prediction was the number...

Well first of all I said he wasn't doing it well. Second, he got just enough of a hand on him to keep dak safe. The chip that witten laid on him that made him stumble was more important, but you can see he slowed down and leapt because of that hand. He probably expected that tyron was about...

He's a future hall of fame broadcaster, isn't he?

What was her answer, I couldn't make it out. I imagined the answer was something about drugs and that she just fucked her 4th cousin. But something tells me the real answer is probably funnier.

Bullshit. Steak is healthy as long as you don't get shit like potatoes or soft drinks. Go to a high end restaurant where it's all ala cart and it's easy to just get a wedge salad and a big chunk of beef. At a place like an outback, you may confuse the order taker but it's also easily doable...

Thanks bro. I was right, but he wasn't doing a very good job of blocking them both. It was just enough. I wonder if someone fucked up or if they were counting on getting it out quickly enough. I remember seeing a profile on an eagles lineman (boom boom or bam bam?) who they counted on to...

Don't know where else to put this. Because of irma, they had to remove the shit that was blocking the view of the new star wars land entrance. Maybe this stuff has all been seen somewhere else, but I hadn't seen it.

Where do you guys get clips of the games? On that beasley catch, it looked like tyron smith was blocking 2 motherfuckers. I wanna see that again. I know the NFL tweets some. Can you make requests for things like that?

Its OK, "Who built the most supercarriers" can be the deciding factor if that's the arbitrary standard you wanna use. I bet more negroids worked on building those things than cockasians

This is an acceptable celebration dance only if the defense scores an actual safety. Tell me someone did that.

I am excited that critics don't like it.

I don't want either show canceled, but killjoys seems to be at a better stopping point. If we never heard from them again, we could just assume they killed themselves while killing the lady. But fuck man, this one was smack dab in the middle of a story. They need a movie at least if they...

Well shit, if you want to base it on outdated things that don't matter, why not count up the number of warships made of wood?

Pretty easy to win a contest when you get to arbitrarily decide the criteria for winning. Lets see the charts on dick size, total population, height, strength, or speed.

I saw that. I flipped it over and decided I didn't really want to see La Techs starters score on Mississippi's 4th team and switched back to the OU game. Right as i switched the snap was sailing over his head and by the time I could switch back (fucking Direct TV reacts slow) he was down...

LOL texans. Savage won the job and lasted a half. That's just poor coaching. On an unrelated note, i hope sports center devotes an entire show every week to end zone celebrations. Have there been any good ones yet?

FOOTBAW!!!!

Me too. I just wanted to know for science. I've had friends who got into swinging to 'save their marriage' and it didn't work. Turned out she just wanted strange dick. This sounds like a totally different situation. Though if it doesn't work out, maybe I can introduce lindz's ex to my...

lol if this is real. Was it s slow jerk or a fast one? If you really want to know, contact a real estate agent and tell them you want to buy the property. Don't tell them anything else about the homeless people. Just, "I want to buy it, figure out who owns it and what it's worth."

Oh I never saw that. With shit like "we're efforting that" I thought for sure it was all original chuk.

It was kind of dumb up until "The end of all cubans"

You probably wouldn't have nearly as many people trying to hunker down and ride out storms if they didn't prevent residents from going back in for so long. I'm fine with making people prove they live in there, but let people go back and see how bad it is for fucks sake.

Almost better than the results of the game are going back and reading all the gloating posts by pats fans from the start of the game. Good job Kansas City Gravies!

Doesn't work. Technical difficulties with the host. It's been down for a couple of weeks if memory serves.

Paging @Mario Speedwagon The code of conduct has been violated. Someone is discussing internal moderator matters in public again. You know what you must do.

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