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"Hello [Insert Name Here], I'm sorry I left before you woke, but I really hate watching women tear up when I tell them this in person: I had a lot of fun last night. The cab ride especially will be one I will never forget, but I'm afraid you will never see or hear from me again. My name isn't...

On PS3. PSN ID is Brad2770. I have a 50 Siren and 25 Commando.

I couldn't live without Tuco moving Stupid Threads to the RR. (You had to explain twice how the thread worked and then you picked a fucking frying pan.)

This has to be watched by YOU. Plain and Simple.

At what?

http://www.slashgear.com/curiosity-p...limb-29262524/

Used to play these a lot.

Shit, was a typo. I wish it was the 7th. This is one of my favorite shows.

Eh?

Suits Genre: Drama First Aired: 2011-06-23 Overview: While running from a drug deal gone bad, Mike Ross, a brilliant young college-dropout, slips into a job interview with one of New York City's best legal closers, Harvey Specter. Tired of cookie-cutter law school grads, Harvey takes a...

Title: Suits Genre: Drama First aired: 2011-06-23 Creator: Aaron Korsh Cast: Sarah Rafferty, Gabriel Macht, Rick Hoffman, Katherine Heigl, Dulé Hill Overview: While running from a drug deal gone bad, Mike Ross, a brilliant young college-dropout, slips into a job interview with one...

It would be better as a porn. "A Christmas St-whore-y"

Mad Men / Archer mash-ups. I thought a few were pretty funny. http://sterlingarcherdraperpryce.tumblr.com/

I was cheated on twice by the same woman. I tried to forgive her and give her a second chance after the first guy. She ended up cheating again with a different guy, so I fucked her high school friend's little sister 2 days later (which was posted on FoH; FoH markered across chest and all). I...

Found out my cum bleaches skin.

Did this over at MoreNetz, but didnt get it posted in time before it came down.

I like vsauce. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tefl...TCZ5t-N3Rm3-HA Fuck, too busy to figure out how to embed this right now. Ill fix it later.

"Son of a bitch! Dickie Moser?!"

Just started watching Mad Men about a week ago. I just started season 2. Not exactly the type of show I would normally watch, but I am really enjoying it.

I need posting rights on morenetz.org please. thanks.

Her new boyfriend knows how to do it to her since you cant seem to figure it out again.

I"ll have to look at my pics again. I had no idea I was Mexican.

Fresh Prince scored me a date. A girl questioned if I was from Texas and I freestyled this. She couldn"t stop laughing. In West Houstonia born and raised, In the stockyards is where I spent most of my days Ropin and riding all sizes of bulls And tillin" up the field with Mary the Mule...

That"s a dude.

So, that would be Kenn - Eh?

Why are you here? Commissioner Gordon didn"t shine your signal into the sky.

I bet you still have those nasty as fuck sheets too.

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He was probably cleaning up the brownish cat vomit from his sheets.

That brekks my heart....

A new tag line if anyone wants to use it: Looking for a BREWdy call or friends with BEERnefits.

Odds are guaranteed if you walk up and casually rape her.

@Eomer I have been in this situation a couple of times. Start rubbing their back, then their ass. Then youre massaging them. After that, youre guaranteed a fuck. Your whole night was great. You didnt spend shit. Giving her a 15 minute massage for a night of sex.... You both would have won.

Bullshit. Women live for cameras in their phone.

In a row?

I came back to thank you guys for the things I felt needed to change. For the things I did change. I chose to handle things like I did and I do not regret the choices I made. You (and anyone else) can disagree and I respect that, but I have to make my decisions how I want to make them. My...

Yes I am. I deliver it in a white bag with a giant dollar sign on the side.

It has been over 5 years since my ex cheated on me and almost 5 years since she moved out. I can honestly say I am finally over her. For those that are struggling to get over an ex, the most important thing said in here to get over someone is to truly stay busy. Do something that completely...