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That doesn't sound like Will Ferrell. Usually it's him taking something not funny and making it funny. Usually shit no one else can make funny, like NASCAR and White Basketball. Or re-doing Ted Baxter for the 21st century...

Yeah, it has balance issues. That spoiler strategy won't work on Defense missions or the Final mission, or they didn't for me anyway. I'm curious to see what they will do next with this game.

I'd pay 15 bucks if they can make my character I worked so long on make some fucking sense. My character killed the Council and installed Humans as the leader of the Citadel. I was all on board with Cerberus (fuck aliens), was committed to Miranda 100%. I agreed with the Illusive Man in...

Think the obvious answer would be to prove you're not killing bears for profit as those are the two items that can sell for a decent amount of cash. And there's totally nothing wrong with being 5'6". In fact, that's a little over average for girls.

Been playing this....good luck. http://www.kongregate.com/games/cwwa...e-everything-2

Me? No. I'm far, far worse. Born and raised in Philly. We sign troubled Felons and when they collapse and don't perform...we re-sign them.

lol. I think players like him should get paid. Just so long as it's not my team paying him. Congrats Trent Dilfer 2.0

Keg's provided more entertainment for this board than a lot of your fuckers. Whether or not Tyen loves Keg's sloppy seconds isn't really important. It isn't even really important whether or not Keg is a modern Don Quixote, who rode a Donkey through the countryside. The important...

Rap Music labels get a hundred million from the government. Tell me more.

It could have been much worse. As far as prequel trilogies go, if this is their Phantom Menace, I'm totally okay with this film.

Classic. But he should have rolled his face across the buttons.

I knew Keg's dad in High School. Furthest left.

I thought God created those? Sometime on Day 2 between Jesus and Dragons. It was about 4500 years ago when the Earth was still young.

It's really cool of you to stand by your friend in these times to let people know he took care of you emotionally. But there's A LOT of ethical questions here that far outreach your personal relationship with the guy who handed out the Kool Aid. I think most of us are addressing that. Curt...

Final Fantasy The Spirits Within really surprised me. I even cried. It might be the worst movie ever made. A little late with the Academy Awards over but Brave was really good especially if you have a daughter.

Yeah. In the Bible between Thou shalt not Kill and Don't shit where you eat.

Cooks clean, prep, and inventory their own stations and even plate the food before some dumb ass kid carries it out and guess who gets the tip? Servers are the big salad person from Seinfeld.

Or you make quality food and don't waste a damn thing. We don't make profits on "dogs" and a steak restaurant is all dog. It's those 9 dollar sides, alcohol, and compost soup from leftover trim where the pennies trickle in. Anyone who buys beef/veal/pork/chix stock shouldn't be in the...

Sorry to hear that, Thorne. It's a rough enough industry as it is without financial backing.

Because I could see them beating ManU or Barca before they meet in a later round. Assuming they even get past Madrid (they should).

Ouch. Yeah if that's true, he's going to get his shit pushed in. Well actually, we will all get our shit pushed in since he'll need special treatment etc.. which we tax payers get to pay for.

Yeah, was hoping that "ticking clock" Keg mentioned earlier had reached it's deadline.

The right girl isn't going to give a fuck what you give her, even if it's a ring pop. But if you're not a douche, you want to do right by her, her family, her friends, etc... I cringe when I read posts about some of these girls who haven't quite grown up yet that are concerned about what their...

I've only caught two Barca games this year, but I noticed the same thing. I really want to see them play ManU in Champions, but they still need to finish off Madrid on March 5th. And unfortunately, Munich's team looks really fucking good.

What did they use before 2011? Also, I don't think Ironically means what you think it does. But if it rustles your jimmies that Keg had his jimmy in a rustler named Trexx, more power to him.

Well she's a single mom feeding 12 kids from 10 different fathers based on that check. I only give her small points for at least saying thank you. There's no reason to kick the person in the nuts AND not tip. But yeah, pretty fucked either way.

The pastor one bugs me only because she's such a fucking moron that she doesn't realize she's giving the server 18% of a check, not 18% of her salary. And the get a real job one is pretty fucked on a $100+ worth of tickets

It's not really a theory. They just didn't colonize or discover it. Hard to discover something when people live there.

Alcohol is a helluva drug.

They care. But if you were a painter, would you starve and paint for art or paint 6 naked dogs fucking each other for 200,000? Art is nice and all, but the MBA attitude rules business now. That's exactly it. Vote with your wallet. Bitch is, we don't always get what we vote for...

Tummy Time is just lazy time. They could be making 80c an hour stitching Nike clothes! It's not about the cost, Tuco. It's about the time. If you haven't had your first one yet, her personality will radically change after a few kids. Mostly for the better. After our 2nd, mine asked the...

Ahh, gotcha. That's some shady shit though, might as well rob your next door neighbor and call it a tax break. I thought he meant legal ways to dodge taxes not outright ignore them. We have compliance laws, and if I so much as miss a single break for one of my employees I'm probably going...

So did Tonya Harding's husband. But believe it or not, weddings are about the celebration and the guests for some folksAnd they stimulate the economy, blah, blah, blah. But really, I'm just jealous you made a profit.

Other than servers. How so? I'm genuinely curious. Depends on the state. But in Ca, the only really ridiculous thing is that it's actually cheaper for me to lease BRAND NEW equipment (under LLC) than to buy old ones for the writeoff.

Glad you brought up food costs, Dis. Most folks don't realize if gas goes up 15cents it has huge implications. When it goes up over a dollar? Suddenly my flour and butter (fuck butter) costs go through the roof. Food, Inc. Is a much watch for anyone interested in this stuff.

You live in Ca? I work in Fine Dining in Los Angeles and can assure you that servers make jack shit, and every single one starts at minimum wage. Also minimum wage isn't $7.25, it's 8 bucks. That said, fuck servers.

It's all a cycle. And ultimately it's only about what model offers the most profit. Eventually by 2020 enough people will get pissed and they'll go back to "grind the fuck out of things 40 hours a week to get ahead." Then that generation will grow up and get jobs and demand pay2win.

Yeah, large parties require work. Usually tables and seats need to be moved, extra attention devoted to that station, not to mention expediting the meal so that all 10-50 people get their shit at the same time... But I have to know who the fuck charges 20% on top of your order as a general...

Yeah. Pretty sure Trex used a strapon when she finally relented to Gavinrad's non-stop PM's. Bringing new definition to the term "butthurt". And there's proof out there.

I never thought I'd have so much fun reading about "Sportfuckin' with Donkey's", in fact that should be the name of this thread. Good on you, Donkeykilla. And I have 5 bucks that says if this is true there's at least one more of you quiet mother fuckers that railed her too.