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  1. Shonuff

    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

    She can't talk with a dick in her mouth.
  2. Shonuff

    The Walking Dead

    Personally, I'm rolling with an aluminum baseball bat, forget spear. It would be too easy for the end to get stuck in a zombie's head, or for the end to fall off, as it's been jury rigged. Get me a good old baseball bat made from that space metal any day.
  3. Shonuff

    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

    He was fully prepared. The same thing is going to happen to Superman here in a bit.
  4. Shonuff

    Hardcore Henry (2015)

    And here I was thinking you were high all the time when posting.
  5. Shonuff

    The Flash

    ??? He's been getting owned by Zoom all season. Last night, when Zoom entered into Flash's cage and had his way with him, it was embarrassing.
  6. Shonuff

    The Flash

    In the latest story arc of him versus Zoom, that's how he beats him. By psyching himself up to another level, or "straining" to drain more speed force from the speed dimension for one big uber hit. As a matter of fact, isn't that how he beats most speedsters?
  7. Shonuff

    Arkk's Weight Lifting / Fitness Thread

    Meh, I needed to have a nasal cauterization yesterday, for my unstoppable nosebleeds. No working out until next Tuesday, Doctor's orders.
  8. Shonuff

    The Flash

    I enjoyed last night's episode, but this was just one of a few plot holes. Like if Zoom was on the ropes from Killer Frost, why didn't he help, instead of run like a coward? The episode before, he showed he was worried about Joe (and the rest of his Earth-2 family), but in this last episode...
  9. Shonuff

    The Flash

    Once again, you show your constant need for my attention, like a child.
  10. Shonuff

    Sports Entertainment

    The only reason why he wasn't fired is that he does the most charity work in the company, other than Cena. He brings them good PR. If he wasn't doing all of that, he'd have been canned. 90 days is a bit extreme, you can violate the drug/PED policy twice and get less time off. WWE Superstar...
  11. Shonuff

    The Flash

  12. Shonuff

    The Flash

    Zoom is nigh unbeatable right now. We'll see if they take the comic book approach, where Barry finds out that Zoom is faster because he's slowing down time around him. And then Barry learns how to speed up time around himself, and overpowers Zoom.
  13. Shonuff

    The Flash

    We don't know, there's no one in the lore like that. However, I have a sneaking suspicion that it was Wally West (look at his hands) and build. I bet the Earth 2 version of him is Kid Flash, and he was there as a trophy/meal for Zoom.
  14. Shonuff

    NFL 2016 Offseason Thread - Fins' Quest to Defend Their Crown

    I was surprised that he ranks fifth in the NFL, in terms of passer rating for 2015. Nevertheless, $20 million is a lot for the amount of games he's played.
  15. Shonuff

    The Walking Dead

    Unfortunately, I'm going to watch almost anything with zombies in it. Except for Z Nation, that might arguably be the worst TV show I've ever seen.
  16. Shonuff

    Supergirl

    Man, they ripped last week's episode completely from the JLA cartoon. Also, I'm not liking the fights. The superpowered fights don't make any physical sense. One minute, she's hitting them with hundreds of tons of force, and they are knocked out, but no impact is shown in the area. She was...
  17. Shonuff

    Captain America: Civil War (2016)

    Wow.
  18. Shonuff

    The Walking Dead

    I have yet to see anyone with a spear or shield in RL, just sitting in their house. Everyone has knives though.
  19. Shonuff

    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

    Maybe you guys can start a new thread about how awesome Superman is. That is, if you ever stop slurping on each other's cocks. What a douche.
  20. Shonuff

    DC's Legends of Tomorrow

    Making a character infinitely less interesting is. Stan Lee said it best. If you want to have a successful superhero show or movie, you have to make what worked in the comics work in that show or movie. The essence of the character must remain. Right now, this is the Captain Cold and...
  21. Shonuff

    DC's Legends of Tomorrow

    But they screwed up the two people in one body thing. The original Firestorm was interesting, because Ronnie Raymond was a jock who wasn't intelligent, and he needed the Professor's advice on how to use his powers. To do anything other than concussive blasts, he needed someone to lecture him...
  22. Shonuff

    The Walking Dead

    Just watched it, and it was intense.
  23. Shonuff

    DC's Legends of Tomorrow

    This is not comic book nerd nitpicky. Firestorm is so nerfed, that it would be like capping the Flash's speed at 100 MPH. They should have picked another character in the DCU instead of Firestorm. They could have picked any midtier character.
  24. Shonuff

    DC's Legends of Tomorrow

    Those characters you brought up didn't lose their powers, they gained some. Firestorm apparently has lost molecular manipulation, super strength, invulnerability and rapid regeneration. Also, as far as we know it, there's no anti life equation manipulation either. On top of all of that, he's...
  25. Shonuff

    Most Hated Man in America

    I don't. And yes, he's got nothing better to do than to troll. If it was me, I'd be too busy in my harem to be online.
  26. Shonuff

    DC's Legends of Tomorrow

    It sucks 10% less than it did. So, overall, it's still sucky.
  27. Shonuff

    Marvel's Daredevil

    I thought they were going to use this to launch a Punisher series?
  28. Shonuff

    Virtual Reality

    This is going to make fapping easier. The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue is now in virtual reality | The Verge
  29. Shonuff

    Virtual Reality

    So, is everyone doing VR now? View-Master Shows Off Updated Version Of Its Iconic Virtual Reality Viewer | TechCrunch
  30. Shonuff

    Marvel's Daredevil

    Wow. I just came inside of my head. Like my brain is surrounded by sperm inside of my head now.
  31. Shonuff

    DC's Legends of Tomorrow

    Sunspot got power upgrades in DoFP, what's your point? Oh wait, you are trolling, so you don't have one.
  32. Shonuff

    Sports Entertainment

    I've never touched my boss ever, except to shake his hand hello. I'm self employed, if an employee started yanking on my arm (especially while other employees were present), I'd have a problem with it. Imagine if this was in a business setting while cameras were rolling.
  33. Shonuff

    Sports Entertainment

    I thought the same thing, until I saw the video. What was Titus thinking?
  34. Shonuff

    Most Hated Man in America

    What a trainwreck this guy is. Martin Shkreli claims he lost $15 million attempting to buy Kanye West's new album The Life of Pablo | News | Culture | The Independent
  35. Shonuff

    Arkk's Weight Lifting / Fitness Thread

    My poundages are reduced to 70% right now. I have a vein in my nose that needs cauterized. I'm getting uncontrollable nosebleeds, and had to make a trip to the ER. I bled half a day. I'm not used to working out the cold, like I have been this Winter.
  36. Shonuff

    Marvel's Jessica Jones

    I'm not sure how you like JJ but not DD. They are both really good.
  37. Shonuff

    Captain America: Civil War (2016)

    confirmed racist
  38. Shonuff

    DC's Legends of Tomorrow

    They killed him off too soon, his character needed more development, but he had other acting gigs.
  39. Shonuff

    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

    The whole comparison thing is stupid. How are you guys comparing a real person to a fake comic book character?