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Yeah, it's actually not that expensive to get wart removal. It might come back. I've got two warts on my two index fingers right at the knuckle. It is the WEIRDEST damn thing. I have to kill them about twice a year. Persistent little bastards though. They're not uncomfortable or even...

It gets worse. Just wait until you can't avoid thinking about sex with women that you HAVEN'T even met yet.

I think they'll fall into broad categories still. It's not like I know, but I would assume they would given immutable laws of physics and similar genesis. The sample size is still small and with our current detection methods you'll find the hot jupiters first. Stars fall into broad classes...

Haiku is always the appropriate response. Refridgerator.

Oh that was fucking dark. But funny. She's learning.

LDRs are like that. only ever had one, and it was with a woman who I'd known well for a while and she moved away. I got to feeling that way too, and I had even LESS reason. You gotta talk to her about that or it will fester and fuck you up. I dunno if she's lying to you or not. It's more...

Most men that I've ever met are social imbiciles though.

I can't be with a woman who washes her hands. Funk is EARNED.

You think it's just women? Men too. But I'm willing to settle for your sister.

It takes a very particular kind of man to be able to deal with touchy feely and realize it is affection, not flirtation. Most men will get angry that it's not flirtation. Eventually.

You're already in the top 10% of "physically attractive". Don't get big headed, but don't sell yourself short. Mister "Lets see if Mrs. Gravy can bend THIS way" isn't doing it out of charity. p.s. @a_skeleton_02 is ripped.

I think i'm about six months away from sealing the deal with Misty. I'm pretty sure. Life has just about beaten her down enough. She'll crack, and I'll be there waiting. But Tiggs is stiff competition. As soon as this most recent infatuation wears off he'll be right back to it. See, now if...

Pfff. You gotta live a little man. Take some chances!

It is also entirely possible though that he had a serious health issue which was undiagnosed. And it was just one of those times when a 35 year old strokes out. It's rare, but rare by definition means that it happens sometimes. And without anybody there to get him immediate aid... well...

The internet sleuthing uncovered an obit in the local paper. The phrasing used indicates either suicide or accidental drug overdose. Probably accidental drug overdose. If Wooly was into some of the hard shit, it actually makes his posting a lot more sensical. Sometimes he would start lucid...

I don't speak much Italiano, but I thinko Tiggo has two of thoseo too.

I mean isn't that what withholding food is for?

Basically anything with raw tomatoes in it. So italian salads, really. Yuck.

He said, without the sarcasm tags, as if black boys have fathers.

Wait, are you sure? I thought BLM was the upper decker that some drunk chick left at the frat party two miles away. I'm bad with analogies though.

Just means you're not done yet. Get her in the corner and just Kong her. DISPLAY DOMINANCE.

The best way to turn your kids into good little marxists is to try to redpill them. If you're actually serious, all you can do is set an example. You try to talk philosophy with an 8 year old... you might as well teach a horse mathematics. It can be done (people have been published for...

my big stupid brain is rustling my jimmies.

Iannis needs dat jolly redcap

I think it's mostly debunked as a myth. If i remember it's the idea that jellyfish toxins are alkaline and urine is usually slightly acidic. It's the same reasoning as putting vinegar on flying bug stings. But that works partially because it's an astringent, too. I can't really have...

Second life erotica is also acceptable.

Fake news. They obviously never watched Jurassic Park. SAD.

Ok, maybe it's been a while Mrs. Gravy.. but if that's the case, that dudes penis is weirdly shaped.

I choose to believe Tiggs accidentally choked her out and put her in the vacants. THERE IS NO STATUTE OF LIMITATIONS ON MURDER, TIGG.

He wouldn't be wrong

Completely serious, the best blowjob you can ever get is the one that she enjoys giving. Eye contact is also important. Men need to see their cock in your face. We're children that way. I've had a blowjob that lasted all of two minutes. Not because I'm a preemie, but because that's all she...

This may be more of a lab than a lecture, if you know what I mean. :emoji_kissing_smiling_eyes:

lol. I call begging foreplay. I approve this message.

"Started a wedding fund" That shit's too deep for me. It made me both immediately sad that I'll never had a daughter and immediately glad that i'll never have a daughter.

The system is important!

Reading that article just makes me think that they should make an emdrive out of superconductors. And yeah, if cannae gets satellite bids the whole probe thing will just get slowly refunded.