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  1. Hoss

    Recommend Binge Worthy TV Shows Here

    I just got done watching 3 seasons of The Ranch. Ashton Kutchner and about half the cast of That 70's show (OK so most are basically Cameos). Along with Sam elliot and Debra Winger (who is a surprisingly bad actress). No Donna or Jackie but they have a couple of other hotties. Elisha...
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    Dark Matter

    Don't get me wrong because I watch Legends too, but if you're watching that, you have plenty of room in your TV schedule.
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    Doctor Who

    It's only Murica that hates women.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'm always telling my wife she must have cheated on her taxes in a past life. Eventually I had to tell her this joke. God tells Tony that because he cheated on his income taxes, the only way he can enter Heaven is to marry a stupid, ugly woman. A few days later, as Tony’s walking in the...
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    McGregor vs Mayweather - Aug 26

    I don't follow betting much. Is there a realistic chance of it getting up to +1000 on mcgregor?
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    Cheated out of my youth

    Concentrate on banging the hot teachers.
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    Dark Matter

    List everything on your plate. Maybe we can help you figure out what to drop.
  8. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    That's one of the things those 20 somethings with old guy fetishes will be looking for.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Whenever I'm feeling down on myself, I just remember. I'm somebodies fetish. Seriously, there are 20 yr old chicks out there who dig older guys who look like you.
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    McGregor vs Mayweather - Aug 26

    Probably not. Last time I watched boxing willingly was when Roy Jones Jr was doing well. Floyd was probably still on his way up back then. That's disappointing if true. But I'm going to watch anyway.
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    He probably already has. At least, that's what she's going to tell him 2 weeks after he breaks it off with her. This.
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    Cheated out of my youth

    Debauching a child. LOL. 90 days seems about right, she's cute. According to that article 16 is the age of consent, so 90 days is actually pretty harsh.
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    McGregor vs Mayweather - Aug 26

    I don't watch fights (especially boxing) to watch a competition. I watch to see someone get their asses kicked. I'm pretty sure I'm going to see someone get their ass kicked.
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    NFL 2017 Offseason - Where does Romo go?

    Wait until the guy claims they were dating and it becomes a domestic violence accusation. Then he's suspended for the year.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    The first hand reviews I've heard from services like that were that they were terrible at cleaning. But the target demo is single guys, so as long as they're sexy no one complains. There are tons of complaints about them. Almost all of them say she was ugly and couldn't clean. When I looked...
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    McGregor vs Mayweather - Aug 26

    What did conor quit? MMA?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You make % more than her. I say "Love makes Math" all the time bro. L2Polynomial
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    Live PD

    Is it really live? Are there long periods where nothing is happening and then short periods where all hell is breaking loose on multiple fronts?
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    Stranger Things

    Don't expect it to slow down. Time moves faster the older you get because it's relative.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Reminds me of the old saying that women are incomprehensible. And if they ever get a notion that you've figured them out, they'll instantly change all the rules. So if you do figure your woman out (it seems you have), it's important to keep fucking random things up once in a while so she...
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    Wonder Woman (2017)

    I'm actually surprised so many people who think they didn't bone on the boat do think they boned in the village. I mean, I can see reading either scene either way. It just doesn't make sense that you think they'd be such moral lBFFs on the boat and lose it by the village. You don't get...
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    NFL 2017 Offseason - Where does Romo go?

    Do running backs get sophomore slumps? I thought that was mostly QBs. Granted, Dak's coming slump could affect zeke
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    Wonder Woman (2017)

    I don't even understand what you're trying to argue with me. Are you arguing that it wasn't left to the audiences imagination at all? Cause if not, you're agreeing with everything I said, but you're pissed because I had them pegged as fuckbuddies earlier in the movie. You might need to...
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    I don't think that's how it works. It's mostly not getting attention from daddy that drives them to stripping. Molestation would be more likely to lead to sucking j51's magical dick for $20 and hot chocolate.
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    Wonder Woman (2017)

    You didn't do that in the 40's. (or was this the teens? I can't remember which war was happening). That was back back before you millenials got chemically castrated by wearing eye makeup.
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    Wonder Woman (2017)

    I wasn't attempting to recount every time they banged. I think you'll find my example happened first chronologically.
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    Wonder Woman (2017)

    That was kinda left to the audience, but I mean, yeah, that's how I read it when she seduced him into cuddling with her on the boat. Even naive chicks know what that leads to.
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    GLOW

    I know this is dumb, but remember the scene in ep1 (I think) where they were jazzercizing and her boobs started leaking? That pretty much killed my desire to see her tits. Anytime they emphasized her tits after that, I thought her lactating all over the place. Maybe in season 2.
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    Star Wars Rebels

    Thanks. I suck at twitter I guess. I tried to go to the twitter post but it looked the same.
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    GLOW

    Watched the documentary last night. Lots of nostalgia. I remembered why I liked GLOW as a kid. It was like Hee Haw but with wrestling instead of bad music between the cornball skits. Also, I'm glad it answered the nagging question in my mind. The characters in the show all seemed very...
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    Dark Matter

    You know you have dopplegangers running around. Why don't you have some sort of authentication protocol setup? There was no reason for any member of the crew to be fooled by members of the other crew at any time in the show. At least not for more than a second. Other than that, the episode...
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    Star Wars Rebels

    can someone move the picture away from the words for me? thx
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    GLOW

    Watched it last weekend, it was good. I honestly can't tell if it was really good, or if I just liked it cause nostalgia. If they make a second season, I'm not sure I'll watch. Also, brie's tits may have been the draw, but the black girl's tits were much better. Now I'll find that...
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    The Flash

    i thought season 2 was worse than season 3. They really need to find better opponents for him than "yet another speedster", but savitar was done better than zoom.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I had a boss who once came into my office and said "I just sent you an email, can you send it back to me, I forgot to send it to myself" Same guy used to get pissed at me all the time for ignoring emails he sent (which I never actually saw). A couple of times I showed him how to search his...