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  1. Hoss

    Real Estate Agents - Anyone have this career?

    Wife and I are planning to get real estate licenses as a side gig for now. But in a few years when she's fully vested in her current company, she might want to quit and do real estate full time. I talked to one of my former real estate agents about it, and it turns out she's just joined a new...
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    Home buying thread

    I don't get it either. When I was young my parents started a business. They had a hell of a time finding a location even though there were many empty newly built shopping centers close by. My parents told me they checked in on them, and the people who owned them simply didn't want to rent the...
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    Home buying thread

    I'm not going to argue with you about the Australian market, but do you really think people are renting out houses for less than the mortgage payment? There are instances when renting could be cheaper than owning. If the house is already paid off, or you're only renting a room. I'm betting...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Maybe she read the saga of J51. He took his hoores to meetings with him.
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    Dark Matter

    Holy shit is that portia's real voice? If so, she does an amazing impersonation of someone who doesn't have an annoying voice.
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    McGregor vs Mayweather - Aug 26

    Yeah, but what if conor does a training montage? Checkmate
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    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    Is it too early to crown the cowboys champions after that miraculous come back? I listened to the first couple touchdowns on the radio and i had a hard time telling who had the fucking ball. Didn't recognize any names. Wow, great play by unrecognized name. I hope he's one of ours!
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    The Orville

    Cool man, thanks for the update. I haven't seen a date anywhere else. I assume they will be pimping it hard during pre-season games.
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    Dark Matter

    So, what do you think happened with the house android bought? I assume since it was stolen money, she just paid for it outright instead of setting up a mortgage. Also, I liked the episode well enough, but I didn't like 2 things 1. I did not understand why the professor just let them take...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I bought some shit on amazon prime day. I liked one of the items enough that I wanted another. So when I go look at the listing, it's still the same price as the supposed lighting deal I got on prime day. So I check the other things I bought on prime day. The second one is actually cheaper...
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    I bought a backup battery thing for my cell phone on amazon prime day. It's so awesome that my wife wanted one too, and I figured I'd get a smaller one so I could carry it in my pocket more easily (the first one weighs a pound). So as I'm looking through the options, I find one that amazon...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Sometimes I'm planning surprises for my wife via text or email. So I generally don't allow her to look at my messages or otherwise mess with my phone. I also don't like her messing with my phone cause she'll close the porn and stop downloads and shit.
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    Phobia of flying...what to take?

    To relax you, drink or join the mile high club. Maybe even the solo flyers group if jacking off relaxes you. But for your fear of putting yourself in someone else's hands. You need you some jesus, bro. You just have to accept if it's not your time to die, everything will be OK. If it is...
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    The Orville

    Info in the first post says 9/1/18
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    Dark Matter

    If they have a scene where the kid tries to talk to a mouse to activate the computer ... I will love the episode and threaten to physically fight anyone who badmouths it. But i don't think computers are all voice activated in Dark Matter, so probably won't get that.
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    Dark Matter

    Are they going back to a time when sharks weren't extinct so they can jump one?
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    The Orville

    2018? My dick can't stay hard for this for over a year.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    How does that work? Do you both put the same amount in the envelopes? Do you work it out beforehand, or does it take some years of giving to find the equilibrium? Since it's money, I assumed only 1 person gave. Most likely the elders to the youngers.
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    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    I'm waiting to see if the play by play guy intercepts him or he throws out his microphone holdin shoulder.
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    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    We're laying low until he announces a game. Then we'll start in calling him "announcer of the year" or "future hall of fame announcer."
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    Movies You Can't Remember

    Since he didn't gobble, it couldn't have been sgt york. But are you sure it was the rear sight and not the front? That maneuver is most often done to the front sight. I don't suppose you recall if it was in color of black and white? It might not have even been a full movie. Back in the...
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    Cheated out of my youth

    While that story is super hot, what does it have to do with the topic of the thread?
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Agreed. Because of ryanz I have no temptation to visit reddit.
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    NFL 2017 Offseason - Where does Romo go?

    Doesn't that mean it's time to start the 2017 season thread?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Sorry this is late, but your wife is lying to you. What proof do you have that the counselor called her directly? If you didn't hear the call or the counselor hasn't admitted it, she's lying trying to get up on you. She was probably worried that she didn't "win" that session, so she fixed it...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    My company switched prescription coverage to express-scripts this year. So far they've been fine, but they lit me the fuck up this morning. I get a call with a recorded message saying to please hold to talk to a representative. They had my name right, and I had just ordered a refill which was...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I like to stick my flaccid penis in the barrel of a shotgun and get hard fantasizing about shooting an intruder. Then I run around the house blindfolded bumping the butt into walls until I finish. If that's a 'gun fetish', then i guess you have a strange definition for fetish!
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    Star Wars Novels (Keep your EU shit out of here!)

    Also, the english only rule rustled me for 2 reasons. #1, it's Basic, not english. #2 it means it means no chewie or R2.
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    THE JUICE IS LOOSE

    Old white people do too. Maybe the American Inventors originally got them by jacking old white people Is that because his bald head looks like a thumb? Oh and the first bronco pic was legit better looking. I looked up some more concept pics this weekend and couldn't find anything as shitty looking as...
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    Star Wars Novels (Keep your EU shit out of here!)

    That last picture makes no sense. How do the lines for Han, Luke, and Leia start before EP 4? I could see saying luke and leia cried at the end of EP3 (if the babies cried, I don't recall offhand), but we didn't see Han at all. I'm pretty sure Yoda wasn't in EP4 either.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I agree. Isn't there a higher chance of birth defects with 40+ year old eggs? Or have there been new studies that say something different?
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Send it to me. I will treasure Uncle Gravy's shotgun she's shooting people with it. And maybe some clay. So no reason she should ever consider shooting steel shot. But still, good advice to her. She might not have known to avoid the steel.
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Tell her cum is a natural remedy for undiagnosed stomach problem. Best if it goes in from both ends to be sure of maximum effect.
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    THE JUICE IS LOOSE

    thanks. coming from you that must mean I'm on the right track.
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    THE JUICE IS LOOSE

    I will be buying one of those. But probably not one of these.
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    OJ sampson gettin out

    The terms of the parole won't require him to stay in nevada?
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    SJWinsult.com

    I clicked the button 5 or 6 times and that site really hurt my feelings.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    It's possible you're missing a sense of humour. But it's more likely that I messed up by shortening it because I couldn't find a good version on the interwebz to copy/paste. It's an old joke that for some reason I think everyone knows. It's much better when there are 3 friends and the first 2...
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    McGregor vs Mayweather - Aug 26

    Is mayweather known for pushing those rules? That's what I meant by the question.
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    McGregor vs Mayweather - Aug 26

    What are the realistic ways in which mayweather would get himself DQ'd? Can conor get in his head and make him keep punching after a break or something?