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  1. Jait

    Psy sang about killing americans before Oppa Gangnam Style.

    What are the rappers singing about? Kill that ho who took my cheerios... Kill that pig who took my weed.... Kill my teacher cuz I didn't listen..... Fuck the popo Really? We care what Psy said?
  2. Jait

    Prove Your Worth, Diversify My Portfolio

    No, it is Soriak. You can even take it as a loss if the stock drops. But you don't pay taxes on reinvested dividends unless you cash out the stock. You still have to report it, but you don't pay for it twice.
  3. Jait

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    I love in Deadwood when Jane explains that she fell in love with a guy in France. He took her dancing, bought her flowers, treated her perfect. Until one day he whispered in her ear, "I want to suck your dick."
  4. Jait

    BEST CHRISTMAS MOVIE.

    Cant believe I forgot Trading Places.
  5. Jait

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    I pumped my fist when Robb died. Fuck that guy. I'll probably do a jig when they kill him off on the show next year or whenever.
  6. Jait

    History must be preserved

    We need a locked forum called "The Old Testament" with those threads. Tuco (or someone) seem to have started preserving them on Mn
  7. Jait

    Star Trek - Into Darkness

    Even blowing up the original Enterprise at the end of Search for Spock was just a device for them to introduce a new ship. It had been 20 years with the same model for the prop. For the record, I hate JJ Abrams, and he can suck my left nut. But the first movie went beyond all my...
  8. Jait

    Doctor Who

    They set us up with that ep. The ending basically took a fresh faced kid we all were wary of and somehow trumped Tennant's first ep "No second chance..." speech by making it a thousand times better. It also had the feeling of being done with a great deal of respect to all the previous Doctors...
  9. Jait

    BEST CHRISTMAS MOVIE.

    The Ref. Seriously. If you haven't seen it, go now. First person to say A Christmas Story should be shot. That was good in the 80s before they started running it 24/7 edit: Good damn it, Merkins.
  10. Jait

    All right, folks..

    Can we change your name to Buffalo Bill?
  11. Jait

    Nostalgic Video Game Music

    My favorite nostalgic video game song is 678-987-876-7653. Oooh, I found the sandlewood box.
  12. Jait

    Neverwinter: PC

    D&D just doesn't seem to work in MMO's. After Dark Sun, Neverwinter is probably my second favorite thing in all of D&D. But Salvatore totally fucked it up. Hoping this is pre-Salvatore, and I wish it was just a multiplayer game with a good story.
  13. Jait

    EQ Never

    As much shit as I give Smed and Brad, they're smarter than we give them credit for. I'm very much in the "wait and see" catagory. But to dipshits who think the EQ IP means nothing, why are you here posting? My Friends and Family guild, we had one person who played Everquest1. Me. Just...
  14. Jait

    Star Trek - Into Darkness

    Yeah, except no. The first Enterprise lasted the TV series until the end of the 3rd movie. It was the only one destroyed unless you count the TNG one. And I don't.
  15. Jait

    Christmas gift ideas?

    This. We have a huge gathering of family/extended. The adults don't get each other gifts. We all enjoy watching our kids/grandkids/greatgrandkids open them. Go home, then do intimate family gifts. I bought a vintage Tiffany item this year. I better get a blowjob.
  16. Jait

    Doctor Who

    I'm with Asmadai. When Tennant was cast, I threw my hands up in the air and swore I'd never watch again. So after he became my favorite, I decided to get Smith a chance despite being baffled by his casting. Now Smith may be my favorite but he doesn't get the writing that Tennant or even Baker...
  17. Jait

    The Evelys Apology

    If people judged these boards by Tuco we'd be flagged as Christian or some shit. God damn it, Tuco. Way to be Human.
  18. Jait

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Saw you didn't have a Friend yet, Fedor. I decided to rectify that.
  19. Jait

    The Evelys Apology

    Apparently trying to reattach his penis with thread and needle?
  20. Jait

    The Video Thread

    Dance, bitches
  21. Jait

    The Evelys Apology

    And you probably got at least one PM from someone
  22. Jait

    Star Trek - Into Darkness

    It's not Khan. You people are nuts if you were a fan of TOS and think it's even possible it's Khan. It's clearly Mitchell. 5 bucks says Khan's voice will be in the credits or something. PS Alice Eve is playing Elizabeth Dehner
  23. Jait

    Doctor Who

    I approve of that properly done thread-starter.
  24. Jait

    EQ Never

    Not really. Just that they kind of started over, but it's still on pace. Which is good since with EQ2, they let Brad design it and get like 65% done, then told Gallenite to finish it from what I understand. Always better to start overbeforeyou release it....
  25. Jait

    Who is still MIA?

    Come'on Keg. Fuck. You and James are/were my two guilty pleasures of reading
  26. Jait

    The Evelys Apology

    Most of us are normal folks playing ranting retards. Going in the other direction, with convoluted rape stories and other stuff? There's gotta be a limit. Basically, what Sean said. Person wants to come back? Great. But they're going to get reamed in every thread they post in for the...
  27. Jait

    Welcome to retrolled

    Thanks Tuco, Draegan, etc... for all the hard work. Unless you're all really machines, or Millie clones, or those things in Cloverfield.
  28. Jait

    Seriously just fix fucking site already

    Someone needs to activate me and let me use my .gif again. Cuntwhistles. edit: Thanks
  29. Jait

    Seriously just fix fucking site already

    Obama got elected. Fucking Obama.
  30. Jait

    Seriously just fix fucking site already

    Old guard giving way to the new and the new fucked it up. So the new-newer guard started a new site with a horrid name cloning this one, but with new-new-newer mods and a really old one or two. Short story: Basically we need to visit two sites now. But twice the potential for drama...
  31. Jait

    Seriously just fix fucking site already

    How this guy has over 300 negs is beyond me. I laughed hard, sir. Thank god if she did. Tyen+Trexx=Antichrist. Though I imagine it wasn"t Tyen but some random guy at 2am in the bathroom at McDonalds. (edit: The sex. Not the abortion. That was done with a hanger at 1pm behind the dumpster...
  32. Jait

    Seriously just fix fucking site already

    Me too. Until today I thought this was all some elaborate nerd joke by a guy trying to get his first lay. I can"t really blame Yoko for the site problems.
  33. Jait

    I need your votes gutter onslaught NSFW

    You know what this means? Ultimate Failure must be 4 black guys wearing T-shirts that say "Where da white women at?" and performing old school rap ala 2 Live Crew. Show up and make it happen gents.
  34. Jait

    I need your votes gutter onslaught NSFW

    There"s as many pages in this thread as votes for Ultimate Failure now. If they were going to use fake bands they should"ve used Wyld Stallions Was hoping to see a facebook account called: Millie Zaguy
  35. Jait

    I need your votes gutter onslaught NSFW

    Voted. I got a feeling this is going to go nuclear and end with Southern Baptists protesting at Tyen"s funeral.
  36. Jait

    Green Monster Games - Curt Schilling

    Well played sir. Now Curt. Let"s be honest here. You could manage this thread even better. Boston is sending poor Smoltz(y) on assignment, which probably means you could (hopefully) get a call. Sure, you can"t play in the playoffs, but you could get a few starts in... That said, should you...
  37. Jait

    Deathwalker Plans 26 Boxing WoW

    "The State of California vs DPS" (aka Dangerous Pedo Sam) coming this Winter to the Oxygen channel. Jesus Christ, I picked a helluva day to read up on the 5-year continuing Adventures of Sam Deathwalker...and I swear I didn"t think it could get any worse!
  38. Jait

    Note Millie

    In the last two months or so I think I"ve posted here half a dozen times. In that time my avatar has been changed twice. My title changed from Irritable to Retard to A Relic, to A_relic00, back to A Relic, to Registered User. Absolutely none of it was me. Seriously, I could give a shit...
  39. Jait

    Easy Way Steal Pizza

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