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  1. Haus

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    A 30% drop between first and second of a SciFi trilogy is pretty significant. In it's complete run Avengers Age Of Ultron was only a 27% drop from the first Avengers movie and it was Age of F*ing Ultron for God's sake...
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    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    A notable stat is the comparison of this movie versus The Force Awakens over their first 35 days... The Last Jedi 35-Day Total: $597,718,476 The Force Awakens 35-Day Total: $865,032,346
  3. Haus

    John Wick: Chapter Two (2017)

    I think a Continental series could really work. Not make it about John Wick as much as all the other characters, with possibly the occasional cameo from Keanu. I am also double in on this if it has Ian McShane but that's just because he's my spirit animal.
  4. Haus

    What vehicle do you drive?

    Finally gave in and retired my Mustang for a "grown up" car with 4 doors. Although it actually puts more horsepower to the wheels than my Mustang did....
  5. Haus

    First World Problems

    You upgrade one of your two monitors to a 4k monitor. Now your graphics card can't keep up the frame rate. Second is that within 48 hours suddenly your other monitor, that's still at 1920x1080, looks fuzzy......
  6. Haus

    Lucifer

    I'm betting this was the last of those "4 extra episodes" and they wanted to fit it in somewhere they knew they'd have people starving for new anything since it's middle of the show hole.
  7. Haus

    The Detour

    Binging this with the wife and half way through season 2. Possibly the most enjoyable "pure unfiltered wrong" comedy I know of right now. The club scene near the first of season 2 made me giggle far more than I should have.
  8. Haus

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    I can only hope it will start with a new Trilogy kicking off with Billy Bob Thornton in "Bad Jedi"
  9. Haus

    The Grand Tour (from the guys in Top Gear)

    I loved this episode, although I am sensing one theme starting to arise.... Clarkson does something really fun and car oriented, Hammond and May go on wacky hijinx side story. I can see how they were forced into this with Hammond medical situation, but I keep waiting for him to pull May close...
  10. Haus

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    This came up in a discussion with a buddy of mine about what was really irking me about this movie. It's that it kinda wants to be Star Trek. Hear me out here... Star Trek, at it's core, has always been about presenting modern moral and philosophical dilemmas with a Sci-Fi veneer on them to...
  11. Haus

    Bright (2017)

    Watched this with the wife last night as we're in the mid season showhole. Yeah, there's no ShadowRun here in terms of story. It's straight up Urban Fantasy Orc and Elf style. You get Will Smith , once again, playing Will Smith. Which if you enjoy that, you'll enjoy this. It does have a...
  12. Haus

    Anyone got a pic of Shelly?

    It's not called motorboating if you do it with your penis... #justsayin
  13. Haus

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    Well of course.. I mean look at the arcs of every major male character in the story.... Name one male character in the movie who wasn't written like either an idiot, or a blatantly malevolent ass?
  14. Haus

    Time for your ShowHole recommendations!

    We've already done Good Place and Lucifer, but with my wife's propensity for watching MurderTV, er, sorry.. InvestigationID.. I think American Vandal definitely need to be worked into the rotation.
  15. Haus

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    So I was talking with a friend last night... about how the movie seemed awkward with effectively 4 acts. Came up with a solution, which also rectifies the greatest injustice of the movie, AND lops off a solid 25 minutes of run time.
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    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    Don't let the overly doom and gloomy around here keep you from seeing it. It's not a bad film. I admit it just let me down a little in some areas, but at the same time they're dealing with a story and characters that are all but personal mythology for me. (ANH was the first movie I consciously...
  17. Haus

    Time for your ShowHole recommendations!

    OK, We now have the dead month of mid season hitting, which is Showhole Jr. Who has some solid recommendations for things people might not have watched yet? In the vein of generic Sitcoms we didn't realize could be this funny my wife and I have been binging SuperStore. Particularly funny...
  18. Haus

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    OK two observations here. I will spoiler both for the sandy-vag crowd.... and an observation I don't know if I'm wrong or not about...
  19. Haus

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    My company had an event for our customers to watch this. Just got back. I'd give it around a 5/10. Lots of the same complaints others here have but the overall ones... WAY TOO MUCH forced comedy. A joke here or there where it fits is great.. that whole bit with Poe at the beginning made...
  20. Haus

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    OK, let me clarify a few points for you... First, I didn't even know they put things that large up there until they pulled them out (Wasn't that also the name of Trex's sex tape?). It just felt hypercongested for a couple weeks while shit healed up. Kinda like a perpetual sinus pressure...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Those were plugs they put into your nose when they have to do reconstruction/repair and need something to hold your septum and nasal cavity in shape while shit heals. I had to have a ton of scar tissue removed a few years back and went through this exact thing... And my reaction to how it felt...
  22. Haus

    Lucifer

    I like the mid season ending/twist.
  23. Haus

    DC's Legends of Tomorrow

    A goofy and inconsistent (someone in continuity needs to be hired.. then immediately fired to make a point) as the crossover was... I can't argue with this assessment. I'm also let down they're apparently parting ways with Firestorm, hope it's a temporary thing. Such as the formula which was...
  24. Haus

    Sneak Peek Project

    Wait.. you guys don't recognize the person in the pics? heh
  25. Haus

    American Gods

    Yeah, that concerns me greatly. Unless they realized it was, at best, a two season show and didn't think they could do the final season justice and don't want to be attached to a dumpster fire?
  26. Haus

    Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

    Just finished watching the premier and I am getting the sneaking suspicion they might be getting ready to end this show. Not to mention the story so far just isn't pulling me in at all.
  27. Haus

    Rick and Morty

    Yeah, I think the cat was just there to screw with us... which is pretty much in line with a lot of the undertones they hide in the show. heh
  28. Haus

    Justice League (2017)

    I think the problem right now is with the performance of JL chances are slipping of a Flashpoint movie getting done. I do agree I could have gone more for him as Impulse than Barry....
  29. Haus

    The Gifted

    Go back a little further, she was Adam's first girlfriend on the Goldbergs. And apparently "The Gifted" is referring to the rack she she has sprouted since then....
  30. Haus

    Thor: Ragnarok (2017)

    I have to chime in here and agree that Luke Cage would have been exponentially better IMHO if they had skipped "Oh, but now ANOTHER big bad comes onto the scene" and just had a shorter season. As for Punisher, about half way through and every episode is a winner in my opinion so far. Back to...
  31. Haus

    Justice League (2017)

    Lest we not forget...
  32. Haus

    Justice League (2017)

    OK, saw this tonight with my wife and some friends of ours.... here we go. Things to agree with the general sentiments about: Steppenwolf was just a boring CGI mess as the main villain... Superman was just.. not right in this film... dialogue, pacing, everything... Better than BvS, worse than...
  33. Haus

    The Flash

    Yes, if they have gotten two things right this season it's been... A) Get the old , more enjoyable, team back together for the most part... B) Ralph F*ing Dibny. Someone in casting deserves their yearly bonus on that hire alone. And it's always good to have him around if you're going to do a...
  34. Haus

    Thor: Ragnarok (2017)

    I have a running theory/bet....
  35. Haus

    Thor: Ragnarok (2017)

    When seeing the opening fight scene in the movie I was with my gaming group and one of my friend leans over just enough to say "I knew he was a pally!"
  36. Haus

    Thor: Ragnarok (2017)

  37. Haus

    Thor: Ragnarok (2017)

    Saw this last night with the Mrs. and my gaming group. Synopsis of my review of the movie? It has earned Marvel Studios forgiveness for AoU. Personally I think I enjoyed it more than any of the other MCU movies so far (just edging out IM1 for me, which my wife considers sacrilege since she...
  38. Haus

    Lucifer

    Possibly some other angel using the name Michael as a cover. It's a working theory... I will be supremely let down if he's A) The Sinnerman, B) God.
  39. Haus

    DC's Legends of Tomorrow

    So far this show has devolved for the lovely Mrs Haus and I to the point of "we'll watch the episode before the season cross over, and the cross over" territory.
  40. Haus

    Lucifer

    This is the theory my wife and I are running with right now.