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Don't get fake tits. That just ruins a perfectly good cut of meat. Nothing wrong with iddy biddies. Pe-teats.

Box munching stories would make this story sexier. I mean it's an ok story. It's not that. But what Lethal Weapon really needs is some full frontal penetration.

Did Mario call drageun a American Inventor?

red bull will straight fuck you up. Don't trust that stuff. You probably can't because of the nature of your work. But the real trick to not getting tired is to not sit down. You keep the blood up and the rest will take care of itself. Until you sit down. Then you're fucked. Also...

Well if they can't find any polyps or cancer or hemorrhoids then who knows... but the blood is coming from somewhere. If it's red and not black then it's coming from your butt. Intermittent fissure is as good as guess as any. But there should be evidence of that. Finding it is not going to...

No, it will truly be bad. But Clash of the Titans (the one from the 70's. I never watched the remake they did) was AWESOME. And still is.

FTFY

I know absolutely nothing about it. My guess is that you take some courses with a focus so that you can get a rounded understanding of core principles. Without an intensive academic focus, and the experience of the work itself, you're probably not going to really understand what the team is...

A wake for the living is a little bit odd. But hey, it's not a terrible idea.

Yeah. But. She's only a monster if you ascribe human motives and modes to her. I think that is the mistake which is the central premise of the movie. She was a machine intelligence who just wanted to go watch people cross the street. She didn't display any cruelty in her escape. She...

You don't pay a ladyboy for the sex, you pay them to AIDS.

IV drug user wouldn't be out of the realm of credibility either. But C'mon charlie. You're hollywood rich. You can afford a FRESH NEEDLE.

My guess is that he probably just fucks some skanky whores. He is Charlie "Whorefucker" Sheen, after all. Puts his crazy ass meltdown in a little bit of perspective though. I wonder if the diagnosis triggered that. We all thought that the coke had just gotten to him... maybe it was the AIDS.

It's kinda weird. The whole point was that Eva wasn't a monster. You can compare anything in this genre to Frankenstein. That's a pretty lazy and cynical read of it. I can't say it's wrong, cause it ain't. But there is more there than a modern twist to frankenstein if you want to look for...

Next time maybe something like, "Yeah. No thanks. I've already got one asshole in my panties." I had a lesbian tell me that once. She was powerful ugly and I wasn't trying to fuck her. We were just standing around and I was bored and talking about whatever dumb shit I was talking about, I...

We learn to cover. We might not be as smart as we think, but we're not fucking stupid. I'm not talking about work friends. I'm talking about good friends that you are willing to show yourself to. And that's the comment. Some variation on, "You are oddly distant." How can that be...

Damn Mist. Way harsh. You gotta step outta that bubble every now and then. It won't be like you fear neither will it be like you hope. That's just living. I live most of my life in my head as well. Moreso than most. If people call you "oddly distant" occasionally, and you can't...

That's a decision that only you can make, Gravy. It is only my place because you've asked. If you can bear it then bear it. But if it is unbearable and you can't find any good from it... you are the arbiter of your own existence. That was given to us.

#winning

I'm not a doctor or anything but i'm pretty sure that girl hearts grow back. Boy hearts don't on account of the snakes and puppy dog tails. Snails actually make our livers BETTER.

Nah, they're done with Fallout. And it apparently rustled Bethesda something fierce that new vegas was better than fallout 3, so even if Obsidian wanted to bethesda don't want none of it. It's nothing but call of mutie from here on out. And yeah, Avalone is gone. So even if Obsidian...

I can't decide if I want a SSD drive to install windows on or not. I just can't decide.

They can't seem to get a good handle on what Capaldi is about. They're resorting, tonally, to cheap fan service instead of having a strong episodic series. I think they might have been trying to go back to the one offs, and I would have liked that. But for that to work the episodes have to be...

I never minded the ewoks. JUB JUB. And I thought that when they were gonna cook up han and chewie... that was fuckin hillarious. They might be cute little furballs, but they're MAN EATERS. They were obviously there to sell toys and appeal to the kids... but there were those little bits...

That reminds me. Do me a favor. Haunt Hodj. Nothing major. Just little poltergeist stuff like hide his car keys and move his dresser to the other side of the room while he's out of the house. It would drive him insane. Literally insane. A++ use of ghost powers.

I mean I dunno, but it's the first thing I would think of when you've got that tightness in your chest. It doesn't mean you're having a heart attack or anything. You do any lifting? You might have just pulled a muscle, even.

They might get slutted up every so often back then when it was time to paaaarty... i'm genuinely curious what these new girls would consider slutted up. It sure doesn't seem like there's much room to go in that direction.

Gotta wear your uniform sometime. Bitches go CRAZY over a marine. And yes, back in MY day girls actually wore pants. These days they wear some sort of spray on fabric contraption.

Like that tightness? You've got the angina?

... forum bro's start to die of natural, unfreak, causes. I also barely remember the aughts.

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Yeah. What do you say when there's nothing to be said. What do you do when there's nothing to be done. We'll miss ya Gravy. Random fuckheads on the internet liked ya. You had a good wife, you have good children. Hopefully there won't be much terror in it. You have some...

RRP warpath. First Fury. Then Izo. Who next? Who next? We're getting gunned down like frenchmen over here.

I think Scott does a perfectly fine job. Rift wasn't everything it should have been, but it held me for about a year and I don't feel robbed. I haven't played any of trion's other games. ArcheAge just looked like a lolabortion to begin with, and it would have been a lot of fun to splurg out...

let it be known I went searching for one of those full body latex suits where you turn a person into furniture and I could not find a single image which was not extremely pornographic. just tryin to be helpful.

Jesus. It's like he tried to make them into childrens movies and just failed. Like some california housewife who is good with children and all of her friends tell her she should write a childrens book... and she does... and it's so creepy and fucked up that you can't understand what she was...

the one thing that will annoy me is if there's a scene in the movie where he goes out of his WAY to shoot second. And I will bet you that scene was shot. Dunno if it made it past the editing process... but you KNOW there was a scene where Han says, "Hey. He shot at ME". And yeah, I...

Fan service on top of an actual good movie would be the best of all worlds. And I'm sure there will be fan service. Hah, it's like Rich said... it's been 30 years and he hasn't managed to buy a new suit.