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  1. Jozu

    Rick and Morty

    I literally laughed out loud. I think Rick and Morty Holloween costumes are going to be awesome this year. I want to go as pickle rick but seems like too much work and would be uncomfortable. I like Bird Person but I feel like most people wouldn't get it. It's basically Rick or Morty.
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    NBA 2016-17 Season Thread - Knicks in 6

    How could they take on his contract? They would have to move Iman or Smith, maybe both.
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    NBA 2016-17 Season Thread - Knicks in 6

    So wade is going to sign a 1 year 2.3 million dollar deal with the Cavs. That's puts them at a hefty 56 million $ luxury tax. They are going to have to cut or trade Richard Jefferson. So it looks like they will have a nucleus of Thomas Wade LeBron Crowder and Love. Jr Smith, Shumpert and Rose...
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    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    NFL is crazy this year so far. Dallas got wrecked by Denver, and then Denver loses to the Bills. Tennessee looks legit. The Rams might be a playoff team. Carr and Oakland look like shit. 49ers still suck though.
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    NBA 2016-17 Season Thread - Knicks in 6

    He is one of the best finishers at the rim in the entire NBA, so he doesn't have to be a distributor, he can slash and kick his way to 7 assists a night with Gordon to knock down catch and shoots.
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    NBA 2016-17 Season Thread - Knicks in 6

    Does anyone think Kyrie Irving has another gear? Can he up his game still, or have we seen his apex? His early years without LeBron were decent but the team wasn't winning. This Celtics team might be a good fit for him, now he can control the ball and run the offense every possession. I think...
  7. Jozu

    NBA 2016-17 Season Thread - Knicks in 6

    Melo is guaranteed 23 points a game. George is a 20 point per game guy. Westbrook averaged a triple double. That team is going to be scary, depth or no depth.
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    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    Sucks I missed on Chris Thompson because of waiver priority in my fantasy league. He looks like he is going to be a pro bowl player this year. Most receiving yards by a RB since Bell in 2014. Also, Hunt has to be off to the best start for a rookie RB ever. He already has 5 50 + yard scoring...
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    NBA 2016-17 Season Thread - Knicks in 6

    Losing Kanter sucks but to get Melo? You have to pull the trigger on that. They can throw a warm body big at the 5 and play George as a small 4 with Melo at the 3. Melo can post up 4's so George will be able to clean up and move without the ball while the defense collapses on Anthony. That 3 man...
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    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    Swearinger just fucking annihilated Lynch.
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    NBA 2016-17 Season Thread - Knicks in 6

    It's a 6 team race basically. GS, OKC, Houston, Boston, Cleveland and San Antonio. No other team has a chance, period. I would say pre season on paper ratings would be: GS OKC Boston Cleveland Houston San Antonio Golden State could be even better than last year, and OKC is winning 60-62 games...
  12. Jozu

    Penn State??

    Pedo State
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    NBA 2016-17 Season Thread - Knicks in 6

    Why wouldnt it? Melo and Westbrook have the highest usage rates in the NBA but Melo allows Russel to penetrate and kick, he hits 40% of his catch and shoot 3's. Westbrrok had nobody to reliably go to on offense so he just kept himself. Now he can rely on Melo and take someof the load off. Then...
  14. Jozu

    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    Guys have faith the world can still end.
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    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    Anyway, all set. That PAT was literally a killer.Missed extra points make my stomach sink, because you know its going to rear its ugly head again at some point.
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    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    Nice. We lost because of a missed PAT. FIRST PICK HERE WE COME!
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    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    I knew penalties would haunt the Niners this year. I'll switch my avatar when I get home.
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    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    I don't even want the 49ers to win. We need a high draft pick.
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    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    I think that was good for Hoyer. He's at rock bottom now, he needs to wake the fuck up and show some grit and lead a scoring drive. His career depends on it. Aaaaand there we are.
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    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    The 49ers uniforms would be actually pretty badass if the numbers and letters were outlined in gold.
  21. Jozu

    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    aaaaand here we are Also you threw me a softball with that avatar. Kap dusted Mathews and that Green Bay defense, gashed them for the most rushing yards ever by a QB and went on to the Super Bowl. That pic just reminds me of that.
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    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    Nice. Im at work but I'll look for something. Hopefully I don't lose, I've grown fond of my boy Torgo from "Manos: The Hands of Fate". Quite possibly the worse movie ever made. I watched the entire thing -_-
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    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    I'm down for an avatar bet. 49ers win 17 - 10
  24. Jozu

    Rick and Morty

    I love that Roiland actually gets hammered while doing certain takes. A random person who didn't know anything about this show would probably be uninterested if they watched 20 seconds of sober rick. If drunk Rick was fucking rambling through some abuse ridden tirade, they would click the "would...
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    Rick and Morty

    I remember I said a "seminole moment" on here instead of "seminal" Felt bad, man.
  26. Jozu

    Boxing

    Yea this reminds me of the C.J Ross fiasco a few years back. She was also an atrocious judge, she ruined the Bradley Pacquiao fight, scoring for Bradley, which was pivotal in him getting the nod in a controversial fight that Pacuiao clearly won. She also scored the Mayweather - Pacquiao fight a...
  27. Jozu

    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    Lol. The Cowboys o line played like shit. He literally had zero running room, all 8 of his yards were gained after contact. The Cowboys also threw the ball 50 fucking times.
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    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    49ers played much better than I thought they would. Really sucks Foster got hurt. It will be interesting to see how they perform against some of the weaker teams.
  29. Jozu

    Boxing

    I already admonished myself for that statement. I hadn't watched one of his fights in a while and was mostly watching the highlights of his knockouts. He will abandon his jab and just double step you into the ropes. Or he will throw it over and over. Do you even read the thread? Lol.
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    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    Seahawks look bad. The fact that they aren't blowing the Niners out at home is concerning. The 49ers are a Browns Jets level team.
  31. Jozu

    Boxing

    I'm not sure if GGG could beat Floyd. I know they are in different weight classes, but they could fight at a 158 catch weight. Floyd would just avoid the ropes and establish a steady offensive assault and pile up rounds. Gennady is too slow to get to Floyd honestly. I feel bad for GGG. He was...
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    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    Ive been following the laser program and DARPA for a while. Im no insider or anything I just try to stay up on the latest information available via the DoD. Anyway, the original target date for laser platforms on Stealth Destroyers (DDG1000 - Zumwalt Class) was 2018. But development has lagged...
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    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    Wasnt Cravens going to retire? He doesnt give a fuck. 49ers are going to get fucking SPANKED today. Im thinking 34 10 Seahawks. Maybe 37-3. That Seattle defense has more talent on the back end than the entire 49ers roster. Its a shame really, how innefective this offense continues to be. Its...
  34. Jozu

    Boxing

    What's sad was there was a sentiment before the fight that Golovkin is a Vegas first timer, and isn't a household name, whereas Canelo is a star and DeLaHoya's golden boy, so he HAS to finish in order to leave victorious.
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    Boxing

    Bad night for boxing. Nothing left to really say. GGG clearly won the fight. 115 113. 118 110 has to be investigated.
  36. Jozu

    Boxing

    I just dont see how Canelo can win. He couldnt finish bitch ass Chavez Jr., there is NO WAY this guy knocks GGG out. Im not even sure he can hurt Gennady. Just watch fight on other people Instagram live streams.
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    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    We'll have laser beams on stealth destroyers by 2022. They were originally supposed to be for close air defense, but the technology has matured and is looking like it can be deployed as a medium range weapon platform. No exact range specs, but it travels at the speed of light and is basically...
  38. Jozu

    Boxing

    Best outcome for both fighters is if Canelo drops a close decision and activates the rematch. Maybe not for Canelos health but for his pocket. Same for Golovkin. He mine as well get 2 paydays out of this.
  39. Jozu

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Still not convinced I should watch BB. Is it half the show the wire was? I really do kind of want to binge it but I just started Bojack Horseman and even though its depressing and slowly turning me into an alcoholic, I'm into it. Got is apparently legit shooting multiple endings. It is kind of...
  40. Jozu

    Boxing

    I dont know if GGG needs a KO win. I think if he wins by decision Canelo will get a ton of credit and has an automatic rematch clause. It will make the 2nd fight even bigger. If GGG does trash him in like the 8th round or something, and wins convincingly, Im not sure Canelo will accept a...