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  1. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I'm not sure that ruins the meat. but whatever.
  2. Hoss

    Retard Dumping Ground

    And yet, democrats are getting it way more.
  3. Hoss

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    At this point the more important question is whether OTAs will start on time.
  4. Hoss

    The Office

    Allright well then the US version was much better. I had to google it and most of the US to UK remakes were game or talent shows of some kind. But yall fucked up married with children, That 70's show, and golden girls, so don't act all high and mighty.
  5. Hoss

    The Office

    People were still doing it at that time. It's 2020 now and I think 2019 was the first time since it started that I didn't hear it in the office. And as was said, the whole point of it was that the character was holding on to a lame joke way too long. Has there ever been an american TV show...
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    Theater Chain Death Watch? Chapter 11s inc

    So you didn't see him again? That sucks. If you'll take some advice it's probably because you didn't let him pay for dinner. Some guys find that emasculating. The best bet is to make the offer to let it be known you're CAN pay, then let him pay anyway.
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    Theater Chain Death Watch? Chapter 11s inc

    I dont know what part of this post needs to be fucked with the most. The very pleasant first date you had with the dude or the dumpster diving. Did you see the dude again? I've seen free refills at theaters and they actually refill. They put the popcorn into a different small cup and pour...
  8. Hoss

    Waco

    Lol. Who hasn't gotten drunk and threatened to kill the governor of Idaho?
  9. Hoss

    The Office

    I believe in second chances. People have to prove their faggotry to me in each and every thread.
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    Waco

    I didn't know that. The biggest irony that I knew about in the case was that weaver knew it was a federal agent that he sawed off the shotgun for and believed it was legal to cut it for him since he was law enforcement. The agent brought him the gun and said cut it here. If he hadn't known it...
  11. Hoss

    Theater Chain Death Watch? Chapter 11s inc

    Don't tell them that. They'll think the candy is 'vintage' and charge even more!
  12. Hoss

    Theater Chain Death Watch? Chapter 11s inc

    Guys theaters are going to be OK. They got this shit figured out. My local theater just sent me an email letting me know I can pick up their shitty overprices concessions curbside and take them home to watch movies. Lets all breathe a sigh of relief now.
  13. Hoss

    Coronavirus Updates, Important Information, and Ancedotal Experience

    As a matter of fact, I do. Who is it? Never heard the term before today so I'm going to choose my own deifnitions. I bet those are the people who think the rona is a bio weapon invented and purposely released by the chinese. Or possibly invented and released by whatever global consortium...
  14. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Bloatware? I've had that happen to me and removing the bloatware helped. But it might also be that processors aren't really making the huge leaps they used to make while applications are.
  15. Hoss

    Waco

    Ruby ridge started under bush Sr. Cannot remember the exact timeline re when the shooting started but the trumped up weapon charges they used as an excuse to try to coerce him into spying on white supremacist groups was definitely under bush as was the million dollar a day spy satellite flyovers...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    My only responsibility to my wife on mothers day is to remind the daughter and offer help if she needs it. I do often get her flowers while I'm getting some for my mom but I purposely skip once in a while to keep it from being a responsibility.
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    The Office

    I've never even heard of the in betweeners. I have no idea what he's on about but he seems really upset.
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    Star Wars general purpose movie stuff

    Are these custom lightsabers basically the same thing you can get at conventions? http://www.saberparts.com/ https://saberforge.com/ https://ultrasabers.com/ https://www.kyberlight.com/ Do any of them have laser pointers built in? That's the only way I'll probably ever buy another lightsaber.
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    The Office

    I feel like I need to extend an olive branch to Ossoi. The american remake of Red Dwarf was goddawful. As much as I'd love me some more Red Dwarf, I'm glad that didn't get past the pilot.
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    Coronavirus Updates, Important Information, and Ancedotal Experience

    Well they say you need 60% for herd immunity, so I guess the people who don't think we're there yet will need to see 60% in order to venture outside. Slowing the spread was a pipe dream and turned out to not be needed. It was developed by people who thought mild cases of kung flu were when...
  21. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    On women, Henna or body paint are better.
  22. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I've been away from home for 3 weeks and I have 3 more weeks to go. The other day I realized I wasn't going to be home for Mother's day, so I ordered some flowers to be delivered to my mom. While there I searched for my wife's favorite flowers which those places never seem to have. They have...
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    Star Wars general purpose movie stuff

    Sucks to hear that. But Lucas gets no royalties. When he sold it to them, it was lock stock and barrel. His only special consideration was reportedly that they not let his outline for the final 3 movies get leaked before they make the movies. Then they just ignored his suggestions.
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    Tiger King: Murder, Mayhem and Madness

    God help me now I'm listening to a podcast series about Tiger King. If we had a podcast section, I'd put it there. I can't tell if this was done before or after the netflix series was released. The guy who wrote it was doing research for years though. About halfway through it and so far it's...
  25. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Been meaning to get back to this. This is what I get half the time when I turn on captions in youtube. Unreadable.
  26. Hoss

    FOH Shower Thoughts

    I wanna see a meth head auction show. I just wanna watch them bidding in 5 cent increments on a light switch and getting into arguments when it gets to 50 cents because the owner was runnin it up. Then see them bid $4k on a matchbox general lee. Maybe have a remington bronze statue come...
  27. Hoss

    Coronavirus Updates, Important Information, and Ancedotal Experience

    Dammit. I could give them a full vial of semen pretty easily. But on the other hand, I'd RATHER have help collecting that one.
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    Theater Chain Death Watch? Chapter 11s inc

    I don't want any business to fail on general principal, but I'd be a lot more saddened by this if every theater in my area hadn't gone to those suck ass leather chairs. If I wanted leather fucking seats, I'd buy them for my house. Shitty leather too, I can't even tell for sure it's not vinyl...
  29. Hoss

    Coronavirus Updates, Important Information, and Ancedotal Experience

    No way to order it and do it at home? Thanks.
  30. Hoss

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

  31. Hoss

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    Well, it didn't count because of the holding, right? Of course it was forgotten.
  32. Hoss

    Star Wars general purpose movie stuff

    Fifty - somethings are the ones with money though.
  33. Hoss

    The Office

    Did you see the show where Dan Harmon was raping a baby? He was also responsible for Rick and Morty. Did you ever see Lucas's first movie? TXHsomethingorother? That was supposedly pretty horrible too but somehow he managed to shit out Star Wars. Nobody hits a home run every time they step...
  34. Hoss

    The Office

    I did not know that. That was blind luck, I was expecting a real review. But well played. I still haven't seen the girl ghostbusters BTW so his involvement here doesn't mean much to me.
  35. Hoss

    The Office

    Guys. He can't recognize sarcasm even after it's pointed out to him. He is obviously the chosen one to evaluate all comedy everywhere. Lets ask him what he thinks of the new ghostbusters.
  36. Hoss

    The Office

    And you're a complete fucking moron if you think the US office is an actual realistic representation.
  37. Hoss

    The Office

    Dude. Do you think the US version of The Office is set in a UK office? Unless there's a Scranton, Pennsylvania in the UK ... no.
  38. Hoss

    The Office

    The US office was a very realistic representation of working in an office. The UK office was much more stuffy and scripted than a real office is.
  39. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I think burren is right. Looks like it's a still from a video where she was shaking her ass manually.