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  1. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I'd need an illustration to be sure, but it sounds like you just have a weird fetish. Those poses look fine. Especially if you can see her chest, because that pose will make her tits poke out.
  2. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Oh shit you were dealing with THE PFY? You're lucky you survived. As I recall, he eventually learned all of the BOFH's tricks and offed him. The lad's a stone cold killer. Hope you didn't cop too much of an attitude with him, he might have setup a surprise for you...
  3. Hoss

    FOH Shower Thoughts

    What is the actual difference between knocking and tapping? Is it just the use of your knuckles vs fingertips? I don't think so because you can tap with your knuckles. But can you knock with your fingertips? So is it defined by loudness? If so, where's the line?
  4. Hoss

    The Office

    I guess in a way, brits are hipster americans. They were speaking english and dominating the world before it was cool.
  5. Hoss

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    They all look really good except the Cowboys and the Eagles. I wonder if the designer is a giants fan and just hates them.
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    The Office

    No, it wasn't. It was just first. Fucking hipster.
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    The Mandalorian

    I was a pretty big fan back then, I read every post in the highlander usenet group (which was the only fan forum I could find). I had never even heard of the The Raven so I got to watch it for the first time a few months back. It's pretty fantastic. I waited a couple months to watch the last...
  8. Hoss

    Coronavirus Updates, Important Information, and Ancedotal Experience

    Why do you think she disappeared when she got some authority? Karens don't want to be managers. They only want to speak to managers.
  9. Hoss

    The Fishing Thread

    That's fine. 90% of the reason I even read this thread is because I keep thinking it says fisting and I dearly want a grown up discussion on fisting. It's been so long since I went fishing I don't even know if my reels still work.
  10. Hoss

    The Mandalorian

    Yeah, they probably all were. My local UPN probably just happened to carry them all
  11. Hoss

    The Fishing Thread

    Except they do. That's part of the problem. They catch sharks, cut the fins off for shark fin soup and throw the rest away. If they kept the entire shark and ate it, a lot fewer people would have a problem with it, and they definitely wouldn't be able to kill as many sharks with each trip...
  12. Hoss

    What tickles your pickle

    When your tech support has to call tech support, you know you fucked it up good. Putting it in the tickle thread because I didn't fuck it up, I'm just taking over because the other guy had to sleep.
  13. Hoss

    X-Men: Dark Phoenix (2019)

    Women get bogged down in the minutia of every single wrinkle and lose sight of the big picture. I'm talking about their looks here, but it might apply in other areas.
  14. Hoss

    The Fishing Thread

    Could you do me a huge favor and stop using this word that you don't seem to know the meaning of? Decimate means to kill 1 in 10. Unless we are decimating the populations daily, a healthy population can absorb that kind of loss. But I agree especially on the sharks. I said we both agree...
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    The Mandalorian

    Yeah 90's. It came on the same channel as The Highlander, Vanishing Son, Renegade, and a couple others (all of which I watched except for the Renegade). I'm not sure what the network was called, but it's the one that became the CW. It was possible to watch the simpsons along with these shows...
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    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    Or his agent thinks the saints are going to be the next team to need one. I disagree but I can see an argument that they aren't far off.
  17. Hoss

    The Fishing Thread

    He asked about fishing for them specifically. Not what if he accidentally catches one. I assumed he meant to keep and eat it and/or have it mounted, that's why I used the word 'take'. Why ask the question if you're just going to accidentally catch one then release it? What's to feel bad...
  18. Hoss

    The Fishing Thread

    So first off, that doesn't sound right. I don't see how it can be legal to take an endangered species. You need to double check that before you do. Second, fuck saving sharks. That's as stupid as people wanting to save the red wolves. Fuck them, let them survive in captivity and keep people...
  19. Hoss

    Coronavirus Updates, Important Information, and Ancedotal Experience

    Did the cop have a face mask? Most of the people I've seen wearing face masks are unintelligble. If someone tried to talk to me out of the blue, I probably thought they were singing to themselves and ignored them.
  20. Hoss

    The Mandalorian

    I think that was better. As was vanishing son, which was the same thing except the main guy was a master of combat tai chi. Speaking of that, I found out recently there were vanishing son movies that I need to watch.
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    Tiger King: Murder, Mayhem and Madness

    Did you mean too many nuts instead of too many dicks. I don't like german chocolate because of the coconut. The few times I've eaten it, I didn't detect any dick at all. So if it's there, it's subtle compared to the coconut.
  22. Hoss

    Coronavirus Updates, Important Information, and Ancedotal Experience

    I forgot what you do. You run a giggilo service of some sort?
  23. Hoss

    Waco

    Is everyone who likes guns and pussy looking for a standoff with the FBI or is there some other difference between me and koresh? There ya have it folks. This wasn't a cult because Koresh regularly left the compound alone. Cause that's how cults work.
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    The Office

    I love those sneaky spinoff test pilot episodes. And I thought that was a great episode.
  25. Hoss

    Tiger King: Murder, Mayhem and Madness

    So who was singing in the music videos? I thought that was really him till I watched the last episode.
  26. Hoss

    The Mandalorian

    Why? You act like kung fu was bad and/or space is a bad modifer for it.
  27. Hoss

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    Not NO ONE else. I've known for years that he's a bum.
  28. Hoss

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    You bring up sea otters around me and I whip out this gem. THEY ALSO RAPE BABY SEALS TO DEATH. I learned this during a political debate on foh. This fact won the debate for me so I will never forget it.
  29. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    If it's your favorite bathroom, then it obviously has a gun rack. Time to use that smokepole to make some racket of your own.
  30. Hoss

    The How Not to Use Language Like a Hillbilly Thread

    I was speed reading all of mffs shit hoping he didn't already say it.
  31. Hoss

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    Whoever the cowboys are about to pick will be the steal of the draft. SPORTSBALL MOTHERFUCKERS!
  32. Hoss

    Star Wars general purpose movie stuff

    It's not feminist as long as the girls are attractive. Make a movie where rose is the best looking girl and she isn't even the lead .... then I'll believe it's a feminist agenda. Till then, it's just more winestines paying a higher price for trim.
  33. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I should know this. What's a crispy?
  34. Hoss

    The How Not to Use Language Like a Hillbilly Thread

    I could care less about this grammar nazi shit.
  35. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I'll take how to spot a bernie bro counter protester for $500 alex. Particularly the top one. If the guy believed kung flu was a lie, he wouldn't have a mask on. The second pic is a verified bernie bro counter protester. The third one should be obvious even to the oblivious. Admittedly, I'm...
  36. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Never smoked but I worked in a C-store for a while and I asked that question of the one dude who insisted on marlboro red soft pack when 90% of the smokers at the store insisted on marlboro reds hard pack. He said the cigs in the hard boxes were smaller in diameter. As a sophisticated cigar...
  37. Hoss

    History of this message board

    Fuck I can't remember the exact reason he was banned and we cannot see his post history or warnings. But I think it was for basically doxxing trex and dragging keg's kids through the muck. Trex isn't banned because she didn't do whatever tyen was doing.
  38. Hoss

    History of this message board

    How'd he break the game? I remember reading a story about him claiming he beat the game or something but he sounded like a crazy person.
  39. Hoss

    Coronavirus Updates, Important Information, and Ancedotal Experience

    You have to promise to take care of his family. It's a package deal.
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    Saved by the Bell

    I mean, I won't go out of my way, but if I catch it on I'll watch it. Nevermind. I'm out.