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  1. Hoss

    AssHat of the year for 2016

    No to draegan being allowed because he's like an EX, you gotta make a clean break and move on. We need to give this contest actual repercussions. I suggest the winner has their ratings changed to a negative number.
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    NFL Postseason 2017 - Where Romo Gets His Ring

    What does doug williams have to do with this? Or was he technically not cut because he played in the days of NFL slavery? WTF does that have to do with anything? He was being taunted with not knowing what it was like to watch his team win. How the team got to be good makes no difference.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Shrimping is toe sucking
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Why are you being defensive? I was talking to the guy who thought it was a revelation that you liked being peed on. The fact that we'd been talking about it all day is why I made the joke about it dinging your phone.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    This is at least the 3rd time he's told us that since we moved to this domain. It's probably been in this thread everytime. I wouldn't be surprised if he gets a ding on his phone everytime a post contains watersports.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Well, there's one upside, and that's the feel. But that is subjective. I dislike the waterbased lubes for anything other than spanking my monkey. We mostly used the original KY.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    gunna spoil this for Mrs Gravy because she probably hasn't started drinking yet. In a world where vaseline in a butthole is suddenly dangerous ... it might be. Wait, what if a jellyfish stings her in the butthole? Checkmate unkinky people.
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    NFL Postseason 2017 - Where Romo Gets His Ring

    OK gotcha. So they're counting on the moon to warm things up enough to melt the ice.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    That sounds like a gimmic trying to hit a specific market. "Fuck a virgin every time with Virgin Organic Coconut Oil" What's wrong with vaseline specifically? The only negative I've ever heard about it was that it will break down condoms. Are you just some whack-a-doodle who hates all petro...
  10. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Describe it for me. I've used Vaseline, KY jelly, and Astroglide (water based). Compare it to those 3 please.
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    Passengers (2016)

    Yes there had been another colony planet. They were actually going to "XXXX 2". Can't remember WTF the colonies were being called, but this one was #2. Unless one of us is willing to rewatch the show, we're going to have to agree to disagree. I say they specifically said there were already...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'm trying to decide what I like best about this picture. It's either the "Sex Grease" or that the funnel is a tranny funnel. Fucking tiggles buys his sex toys from an auto part store.
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    NFL Postseason 2017 - Where Romo Gets His Ring

    I heard meth is a gateway drug anyway. Wouldn't switching to a night game just make it more likely to be icy?
  14. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    For the record, when you're ready to cut SJW chick loose, all you need to do is start talking about your ex like this. I'm not advising that anytime soon, just saying that you apparently have this ace in the hole when it's time.
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    Screamfeeder Infraction Appeal

    This is bullshit. If we can't see these things, you don't get to use it as evidence in the court of public opinion.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    @a_skeleton_02 don't forget to get our pictures before she dumps you. And did you ever post the pics of the ex? I remember you declined to do so because of potential pending legal action. Sounds like that's behind you now, so do it.
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    NFL 2017 Offseason - Where does Romo go?

    That does not accomplish the goal of 3 teams in LA. Rejected.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Where does the gas or the light come from? This reminds me of an episode of Star Trek TNG where picard had been captured. The enemy commander had him chained to a wall and kept asking him how many lights were on the opposite wall. There were 3, but the commander told him there were 2, and...
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    Doctor Who

    Pretty much nailed it. I'd rather see them go back to the monster of the week or at most 2 episode arcs to get their feet back under them. I believe they over-extended trying to recreate Bad Wolf level arcs.
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    Better Call Saul

    Don't give a fuck what my entertainers have to say about politics. Just because I pay them to dance for my amusement, doesn't mean their opinions are suddenly any better than mine. I get a kick out of people who get their jimjams rustled over videos like that and at the same time say they're...
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    Leah Remini: Scientology and the Aftermath

    Yeah, you must be deaf. Leah and mike said it at least a couple times in one episode that they want us to write our congressmen to take action. One of those actions might be revoking tax exempt status, but I don't think think they've actually called for that on the series yet. Sounds like it...
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    NFL 2017 Offseason - Where does Romo go?

    They gunna relocate back to LA too? That would be epic.
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    NFL Postseason 2017 - Where Romo Gets His Ring

    No thanks, no combo today. Can I get a cup for water?
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    NFL Postseason 2017 - Where Romo Gets His Ring

    lol. There is no way that sentence can make sense to you. If it does, see a psychiatrist. I don't know what disorder you have, but I bet it's hard to pronounce.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    What's gaslighting? Is that a jew/nazi reference? a_skeleton_02, tell her you didn't even know Trump said that, then accuse her of being a secret Trump supporter for listening to that press conference. Tell her you can't and won't compete with him for her affection, she needs to decide...
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    Justice League (2017)

    I thought it was Grizzly Adams or ManBearPig at first glance.
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    Screamfeeder Infraction Appeal

    We can kill 2 birds with 1 stone. A vote for any faggots (either open or closeted) can be counted as a yes vote, and a vote for any of the other 4 can be counted as a no.
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    Screamfeeder Infraction Appeal

    Politics apparently. I haven't read it yet either. If this was real though, scream would have reported the post he was infracted for like he's supposed to so the mods can vote. It's goaded, not goated. If I'm being honest, your spelling is making me laugh, but I thought you should know.
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    Passengers (2016)

    I'm 99% sure you're wrong about them being first. They mention that other people are already there a couple times, and did you notice that the inventory was full of replacement parts for farm equipment? Not farm equipment, but replacement parts. Auto doc may have been for emergencies, but...
  30. Hoss

    Star Wars : Rogue One

    Maybe in the 70's they did. Today the SWnerd parents can afford the toys themselves.
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    Passengers (2016)

    That's because the planet was already colonized and the facilities needed to put people to sleep were already there. Besides, don't forget that he did eventually find a way to put someone in stasis with the auto-doc, but by then she was too deep in lurve and didn't wanna go back to sleep.
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    Star Wars : Rogue One

    Children? Lol children don't have jobs. Kids probably steal more than they buy.
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    Star Wars Rebels

    I didn't get that from the movie, but I don't care the argue it. I didn't like his character at all, but I don't think I've ever liked any of his characters. For the record, I'm talking about going over the top on his mannerisms as an actor, not how extreme the saw character was.
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    Star Wars Rebels

    I thought the entire saw character (in Rebels) was making mock of forest whitaker. It was over the top like key and peel had written his part. Forest actually did the voice, didn't he? These 2 episodes weren't that great, just a lot of dramatic irony. Maybe they'll grow on me as we learn...
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    Star Wars : Rogue One

    Really? Fucking noob. Her cycle is already as clear as day if you actually bothered to watch the movies and read the novelizations.
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    Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018)

    It was kingpin that vaulted him out of his typecast role.
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    Pornhub’s 2016 Year in Review - Do you jerk off correctly?

    There have been many. Pick your favorite post apocalyptic movie where there's no power. Cause that's the only way porn gets removed from the intrawebz.
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    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    #1 I disagree wholeheatedly. But #2 I'm 99% sure my phone won't work either. I had no signal last year.
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    The My Mother is poor and dying thread

    Hospice care is just all around a terrible situation. I think we can all agree with that. I can't even fathom the type of person who can do it for a long time. That being said, we added a local charity hospice to our list of charities we support after our experience with granny. That...
  40. Hoss

    Houston, moving there.

    I've actually stayed at that scottish inn when I was going to Space City ComiCon at reliant center. It's not bad, and it has hot tub rooms. The only problem I had with it was that it wasn't walking distance to the convention. It wasn't as good as the hotel across the breezeway from the GRB...