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@Mures I'm about 90% sure it's scammers checking to see if you're number is valid. Expect the scam calls and texts to ramp up. Dunno how you got on their lists, but you are now. It started the same for me. Look up some of the numbers on the internet and you'll probably find someone who took...

Is it too late for me to let you know I won't accept if I win?

Popsicledeath vs. Wormie Tolan vs. qwertyqweqwertwqert tanoomba vs. lumi Wollygimp vs. Szila Olscratch vs. Brando Chaos vs. Itzena

That's so old fashioned. I bet you believe in only 2 genders too.

Wait, one more from lunch today too. The guys at the table next to me were talking sports and didn't know a fucking thing about them. They were trying to talk basketball at one point, a sport I know jackshit about, and I almost blurted out "The 76'ers. Jesus fuck he played for the 76'ers...

Aight, today's jimmy rustle. I ate jalapenos with lunch. Fresh, grilled, with salt and lime. Fucking awesome. After lunch I go into the bathroom to blow my nose and decide to take a piss while I'm there. Situations like this are a big part of the reason I NORMALLY wash my hands before...

Well the shit I used to buy was shots for my dogs, not antbiotics for livestock. I hope that wasn't affected. One of these days I'll be living in the country again and will probably go back to doing those myself.

You are repeating yourself, so I guess I should repeat myself. There was also supposedly a death at the patriots riot. That would be 2 deaths in the same year due to rioting. Stop telling me the same story about the woman at the sox riot. Here, let me show my sources. The 10 Drunkest...

Another steelers fan coming out of the woodwork.

How can you be so stupid that you still think I was talking about the seahawks in that post? Maybe you should go back and read it again. This time, buckle down and read both sentences.

She might see him as a project. Like helping the poor starving kids in africa. Little does she know ....

I dated a 40 year old with 2 kids who had the most epic orgasms ever. When I was done, I went in the bathroom, washed my dick and when I came out she was still on her back with her legs and arms in the air shaking like a cat who'd gotten into the anti-freeze. I asked her how many orgasms she...

You're not going to turn this into the likesmas in january thread, you fucking Astro clone.

Huh? Is that an allusion to something?

How far does this reach? Does this mean I can't buy meds for my dogs at feed stores anymore? Is it a state or federal law?

Not sure which thread this belongs in, but I'm pretty excited about the skills challenge at the pro bowl. Did they have it last year?

If that happens, I might pick the asterisks as my third team. The thing I read yesterday said they rioted for the pats that same year and also had 1 death.

See, i aint even tryna make it about race. It's about how long it's been since they won one (OK, I think that's never for the falcons, but I mean in any sport), and how much energy the fans have.

Yeah, don't mistake that as me supporting the creepy sex math. I'm 42 and I'd be down to fuck a 17 year old if I wasn't married and they didn't struggle enough to throw my back out. (17 is the age of consent where I am right now). On my 34th birthday, I raised a toast to girls half my age...

Damn dude, you really took that shit personally. Just take a few deep breaths and accept that your town is the most likely of the 4 left to riot. Look past your delusions and you'll see it's true. BTW apparently Boston rioted twice in 2004. I don't even remember hearing about those.

Whoa whoa whoa. Don't yell at me when you're too retarded to read the second sentence of a 2 line post.

Or she could get naked. That would save the movie even better than what you said.

It's just a matter of getting a coupla jealous cunts on the jury. Likely they convinced everyone else that 5 years was the minimum just to make sure the boy was of age when she got out. In 10 years they'll be 23 and 35. Does that pass the creepy sex math people like to throw around? Half...

Followup to this, even if they can't give it to you, the manager might still take a look and save it for the cops if there is anything. They don't keep those recordings for long unless they have a reason.

He was in jail, wasn't he?

If the game is tight, that's bullshit. Quitters are the ones who quit when the game is close, not classy people. Gantak told us that's not the situation you were specifically talking about originally, but this last statement was more general.

Need more information. So they were trying to end a game that was still in reach and seahawks decided they weren't ready to give up? If that's what happened, it's admirable. I fucking hate when teams go into kneel down mode in a close game and the defenses just give up. I was thinking of...

Who is more likely then? Pittsburgh maybe? No way Green bay would, and while massatwoshits might be full of assholes, if they were going to riot, they'd have been doing it a lot in the past decade. We're just going to have to agree that you're wrong bro. I'll point out that I'm not...

And chuck got him on tape admitting the fuckry. What I can't remember is why the old people in the clip didn't want him to do their wills anymore.

Is that what you call your wife, Crone? Wait, is she a poster here?

As long as romo never gets a ring, cowboy fans can hold onto the idea that its the only thing keeping him out of the hall.

Not to mention the 2 biggest pieces are rookies and still locked up under contract. When it stops hurting, I'm going to look for information on what free agents we need to sign in the off season.

They've got that "Future HOF Duel" matchup no matter who wins next week. I'm hoping for atlanta to take it all because their fanbase is most likely to riot and loot to celebrate the victory.

Tonight my wife and I were arguing over some tax shit. I told her that the whole, 'get a raise and bring home less money' thing was a myth. She disagreed and thought she had proof with her paystubbs, which were in my back pocket. Or as she said, "Pull those paystubbs out of your ass ...

Tony Rumpo would be an upgrade over Brock Hussein Osweiller.

The thing most surprising me is how the pats were losing their composure in the first half. I'm sure bellicheat will right the ship at halftime though.

Is that how it works now? I thought personal fouls trumped everything else except another personal foul.

it's getting old hearing about your prudish escapades. Toe sucking aint half bad. First time I had it done to me the girl was giving me a handy and sucking my toes. I suggested she swap, but she didn't.

In fairness, they also didn't call the facemask when he was being tackled. So I missed the beginning of the game, howd they get into FG position twice with 6 total plays?

If the texans offense could move the ball, this would already be a blowout. Holy shit the Texans are shocking me right now that they're even keeping it close. I expect the pats to come to their senses and the game will end 50-13.