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Unless Granny Goodness were somehow portrayed as absolutely terrifying, including her would be one of the dumbest fucking things they've ever done in their movies. I'm talking dumber than bat nipples. Chris hit the nail on the head when he said that we should be watching a trailer for Aquaman...

I never watched more than episode or two of Power Rangers, but I enjoyed this movie quite a bit. A good helping of cheese, obviously, but it had that Chronicle feel but with the angst replaced by fun and silliness. I sort of felt Rita looked terrible, but as I said, never watched the original...

IMAX tickets just went on sale, here at least. Was able to snag some prime ones.

Yeah, I used to say that every torrent I got was bleeped, but the last two weeks everything except that one fuck at the start of this week has been uncensored. I much prefer it this way, obviously. All Outta Fucks Julia is so fucking hot. Now that she's not constantly on the verge of crying...

Why am I skeptical this is the end for you?

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I can't remember which one my favorite one was, but it was definitely Japanese so probably like Gamora or something. They kept saying, "Ken? Ken? Ken!" through the whole movie. My friend and I still say Ken to each other to this day, even though neither of us can remember what the fucking...

Jesus Christ, another example of stunningly terrible artwork as well. Thor is fat as fuck, and my Beloved Beta Ray Bill...I can't even. Does he not have a waist?

You been here four hour, you eat vegetable!

Yeah, but the blades are way longer than her foot. Which again makes absolutely no sense, but in theory could require operating on her shins.

So they could put foot blades in. Now, don't ask me to explain the science behind foot blades, but I'm pretty sure that was the purpose behind that surgery scene.

Finished it last night, and while I was mildly entertained throughout, I find it difficult to really point to anything I loved about the show other than Colleen Wing. The actress that is, not necessarily the character. I have never had yellow fever, but I would go all in for her. I almost...

Not enthused by this news. I can't stand Felicia Day anymore, since her stint on Supernatural of all things. Patton is cool, if he doesn't get to talk about politics, so hopefully that's enough. I'm also wondering if we'll get the robots back, since that is all anyone gives a shit about. The...

I have a Habit Burger and a Smashburger right near me, had never had either one prior to about a month ago. Both were good, more expensive than In 'n' Out of course. I liked Smashburger a little better because they had multiple bun options (if Habit has it, I wasn't given a choice), and their...

Wow, that trailer was awful. First trailer made me consider seeing it in the theaters, just like every other Transformer trailer, even though they always let me down in the end. But this trailer? Fuck no, torrent it is.

"Puffy vagina."

Glad to hear things are looking better for Firiona a_skeleton_02. They day my girl jumped back up on my lap for the first time in months I actually cried. Nothing is better than getting your friend back. I'm happy for you, and hope the surgery to extract her teeth goes off without a hitch.

Just heading the inevitable comments off at the pass, so to speak.

As the resident Superman dicksucker, I've always liked Cavill as Superman. Physically he is pretty much the exact embodiment of the character that I've always envisioned (while I'm jerking off with my Kryptonian Hard Weekend, duh). I think he's been given shit writing to work with and shit...

Croetec is correct. Conan the Barbarian is the clear #1. As is anything else by Basil Pouledoris. A few others I can think of off the top of my head: Last of the Mohicans Superman Braveheart The 13th Warrior

Am I the only one seeing Kiefer Sutherland here?

The main problem I have with this show is that there is absolutely no way in hell enough viewers stick around to get this more than a second season, if that. I'd wager that the only reason it might get a second season at all would have more to do with internal politics than actual ratings, for...

Jumping into a discussion that I wasn't involved in, I understand what they said about the bullet being his suicide method, it just doesn't make any sense unless you suppose a few things that are nerdy as fuck and violate the context of the movie. And pretty much ruin the whole X-24 death scene...

That was shown to like the Children's Choice Awards or some shit. They cut it together so that kids would laugh at poop jokes.

I just spent over $1500 last year on my 11-year-old cat, who is doing great now, so I get it. People that could just put down an animal because they don't want to pay the money obviously don't get it. That's ok, but they won't understand. That being said, that's a huge reason among many I...

You're trying too hard. Study up a bit more on some of the masters before you go all in on neg farming. Or salt farming, whichever it is nowadays. And for the record, I am actually super fucking butthurt that Beta Ray Bill isn't likely to ever be more than a cameo in the MCU. I fucking loved...

Excellent work Keg. I never doubted you when others did!

Pretty much what he said. I had an issue with SLJ being way too cliche, but I also expected it pretty much from the beginning so it wasn't a surprise. Loved pretty much the entire rest of the movie though. Action was fucking incredible, and Kong himself was awesome. IMAX 3D was superbly done...

The only redeeming part of these last few episodes is HR. And Harry when he was around. HR is fucking killing it, he makes me laugh constantly. I even like the way he says Francesco. Other than that, I'm forced to realize that becoming a speedster means your brain power is inversely...

Fucking loved this movie. I would basically be repeating everything people said already, so just gonna address a couple of things in spoilers that were asked above.

Completely agree. This is what is happening in the Framework, and why Hydra is there, etc. Coulson never even joined, I am positive of that. If they deviate from that, it makes no sense, since everyone gets to fix their biggest regret. They'll shoehorn some stuff in about why Daisy is still...

I didn't like how much of the episode was devoted to the back and forth, but I do agree that the (enigmatic, unexplained) ending was fairly satisfying despite that. I'm just impressed that they continue to bring fucking hotties into the show. The casting directors at the CW have been nailing...

I know I'm nitpicking, but I can't get over the fact that Julia has no problem chilling in the same room where she was raped and everyone was murdered. It's almost like the studio didn't have enough money for more X-Men! Margo still had some of the best lines. "Shittiest. Security. Ever."

Thanks, I get depressed about this every time similar news comes out :( I'd give anything to be able to see shit like this come to fruition.

Thank God I wasn't reading this thread the past few days, I'd have clicked that spoiler too most likely. You can argue all day about it and claim that it is Keg's fault, but I truly thought it was going to be something vaguely spoilery but not really too bad, just like he did, because of your...

Ok, that trailer hooked me. Except,

I have at least visited every state west of the Mississippi, and all of the SE. Visited Hawaii but never Alaska. So basically everywhere except the whole original 13 colonies type areas. There are plenty of places that are decent and I'd be fine living in, but California would be the...

That's actually a great idea. I didn't even think of it because I sort of just saw the Displate as a complete unit, but no reason it couldn't be mounted on something else. Thanks!

Not having read the books, I wonder if Alice could possibly be gone for real. I hope not. And I don't want to know, just pondering. I was a little disappointed with the "capturing the magical creature" part. Was sort of weak all the way around I thought. And the creature was freaky as fuck...

This was my favorite potato chip of all time, and I was crushed when they went away. Part of the reason I loved them was because I fucking hate sour cream, and 99.9% of all cheddar potato chips are cheddar and sour cream. It's a fucking conspiracy!