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  1. Gravy

    2013 NFL Season

    Wow, Ray Lewis leaving has really had an impact.
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    2013 NFL Season

    This has been a great game. I've been depressed; Manning looks excellent. Defense looks good...
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    2013 NFL Season

    wat
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    2013 NFL Season

    This is how futbol dumb I am, I didn't even know the Skins still played on natural grass. For fuck's sake, even high school teams around here have artificial turf. (I think it's ridiculous, but that's beside the point.) How many teams still play on grass? I will admit, I wasn't thrilled...
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    2013 NFL Season

    Yay!
  6. Gravy

    2013 NFL Season

    I hate when Mommy and Daddy fight. You all can decide which is which.
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    2013 NFL Season

    Heh, I know, right? GIS for 'hot chiefs fan' (sigh, slim pickings): Attachment 42436 P.S. What the fuck is the deal with people who spend half a day painting themselves and getting into a costume to go to a football game?
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Running out of weed. Rustled.
  9. Gravy

    2013 NFL Season

    Even though they are both irrelevant teams right now, and have been for several years (can you feel this coming?) the best historical rivalry is Chiefs vs. Raiders. Raider Hater for life, yo. BTW, Famm, I hope the Ravens destroy and humiliate the Broncos. I'd also like Manning to break a hip.
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    2013 NFL Season

    Excellent site. And yeah, I can see the rabbit hole aspect, that thing is full of interesting history. Thanks!
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    2013 NFL Season

    Football bros, I need a new website for pro football stats/news/etc. The thing is, I'm looking for a barebones site, not a lot of background vid/gif/picture crap. Does such a thing exist? Or do I just need to learn how to work the thingamajigger on Chrome? For the curious, I was using...
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    The Fast Food Thread

    You've made me very happy. I haven't seen it on a menu in years, and I think the last one I had wasn't on the menu. May be their little 'secret' menu item, or some crap? Anyway, I'd go to the Bell right now if I hadn't just made fried pork chops, homemade mashed tators and fresh corn. Oh...
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Anyone tried out the Bell's smothered burrito? Pretty damned good, and it harkens back to the day of the enchoritto (sp?) a smaller version with 'beef' only. But the sodium is too damned high, son!
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    Answer the question above you, no matter what it is

    Yes, I do. Maybe rub it a little? It doesn't need much maintenance after I've picked it. (Yeah, I knew whatcha meant) Have you ever seen a chick so unbelievably hot, that it physically hurt to look at her, but you couldn't stop?
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    Best mind blowing movie.

    Babe. A talking, sheep-herding pig? I did NOT see that coming.
  16. Gravy

    2013 NFL Season

    Only notable from the Chiefs that got cut/waived was Tony Moeaki. No big loss there, and it's doubtful anyone will pick him up on waivers, but I hope so. I think the dude is too fragile.
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    2013 NFL Season

    Vince got cut. He and Tebow should hang out.
  18. Gravy

    2013 NFL Season

    Agreed. Roethliscutler is lookin' rough, baby.
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Kegz dead, baby. Kegz dead.
  20. Gravy

    2013 NFL Season

    Gravy, here. Pleased to meet you. I'm mostly not serious on the board.
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    2013 NFL Season

    Iknewyou were a fucking carnie.
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    Colrectal Stage 3 cancer.

    Rectum? Damn near killed 'em.
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    Answer the question above you, no matter what it is

    I think an eagle of some kind would be sweet. Of course, my luck, I'd get sucked into a jet engine, and reincarnated again as a swamp donkey. You reincarnate into the celebrity of your choice. Entertainment, sports, etc. Which is your choice?
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    2013 NFL Season

    Tyler Bray looked pretty good. I can't imagine the Chiefs keeping less than 3 QBs on the roster, so hopefully he's safe. I'm totally coming around on Cincinnati. I think they'll be tough to beat in their division. I've got a full-on chubby for football right now.
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    2013 NFL Season

    Nice, wish I'd seen it. Chiefs not even on Telemundo on the east side of the state. The only game we've got right now is the Rams, who don't look horrible on defense. They've missed alot of opportunities to score, though.
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    2013 NFL Season

    This is bullshit. Put that thing back up so we can all mock you, damn it. I'm probably more curious after reading the comments than I would have been originally.
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    Chronic Pain

    Damn, dude, I've got the feels for you. I've had chronic pain in my joints for the past 15 years, and sometimes it gets overwhelming. I had my first knee operation when I was 16, and have had several since. Some days, I wish they'd just take both legs from the knee down, fuck it. Anyway...
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    2013 NFL Season

    Don't misunderstand me, I think if he's guilty of all this mess, he's got to be responsible for his actions and do the time. But to have your Dad die, and have your Mom's boyfriend/drug dealer move in during formative years will fuck you up. And as a human, relating to another human, I feel...
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    2013 NFL Season

    I've been avoiding reading much on Aaron Hernandez, partly because I wanted all the 'facts' before judging him, and partly because of his freaky ass hairline. That shit creeps me out. Anyway, I just read a summation of the Rolling Stone article. Jesus, that kid is fucked. I actually feel...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    That was my very first thought. I think there might be something wrong with us. Or not. Unrelated: Attachment 41781
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    The wife and I have had a joint account since before we were married. No other 'personal' accounts. It probably wouldn't work for everyone, because, well everyone is different, but it works for us. She's tighter than gnat pussy, and I really don't spend that much. Any big purchases we make...
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    2013 NFL Season

    I need me some of them Nike bigboy drawers. Dead sexay.
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    Bring on the Funk

    +1 for Sooouulll Traaainn and Don Cornelius
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    "I'm a fucking idiot, what do I do now?", he said to his wife.

    I'm curious and not too bright: With a forged bill of sale could you apply for a replacement title? Or does that open a new can of worms?
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    2013 NFL Season

    On a related note, I was watching the Saints game for a bit the other day, and the wife walked by right as they cut to a shot of Rob Ryan. With a concerned look on her face, she asked, "What the FUCK was that?" Kansas+City+Chiefs+v+New+Orleans+Saints+5yPbxv83gWsl.jpg
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    Answer the question above you, no matter what it is

    Smoking is my worst habit. Would you suck Donald Trump's cock to save your mom's life?
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    No better shows have ever existed than Seinfeld or X-files.

    I do enjoy me some Seinfeld. Here's a list of golden oldies: Happy Days - Very popular with several successful spinoffs All in the Family - also several spinoffs of varying success - very culturally evocative Mary Tyler Moore - again with the spinoffs M*A*S*H - the writing and acting...
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    2013 NFL Season

    Close. He played for Denver, and that's just automatic hate.