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  1. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    it's been a running joke forever that the song was a bit rapey. It's just in the past couple of years that idiots have been taking that joke seriously. That actually sums up a pretty decent sized segment of the population these days. They take jokes too seriously.
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    RIP Carrie Fisher

    We all grieve in our own way. I plan to grieve by jerking off to her tonight. Did she ever have any nudes leak? If not, I can work with the picture above.
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    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    I saw the cowboys suddenly start stuffing the run in the second half. That put them into long yardage must pass situations. Then they got behind and even first downs became passing downs. That happens all the time in the NFL. The key is to get them behind the 8-ball ASAP.
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    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    I think that was actually due to halftime adjustments that the cowboys made. If you watched the postgame analysis, they talked about how in the second half the cowboys went to a 3 man line and started giving looks that stafford never figured out.
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    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    I have not seen Tony's comemrcial, but that sounds awesome. Someone, please, meme it so.
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    Star Wars Rebels

    I started a new tradition this year of watching the Star Wars Christmas Special. It was fucking glorious. I was drunk and fell asleep about halfway through. I guess I will find out what happened next year.
  7. Hoss

    First World Problems

    Yeah, I'm getting old and love captions too. Especially when we watch British shows wehre they mangle the president's english.
  8. Hoss

    The Official Netmas Thread: 2016 Election Edition

    BTW trollface, if you want pozloads, post pics of your sister.
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    The Official Netmas Thread: 2016 Election Edition

    According to adam ruins everything, the oldest christmas traditions are all about debauchery and violence. In this thread we keep those traditions alive.
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    I suck with people and need advice

    I just wanted to make sure you weren't mistaking zaara for a man. She's the only one I noticed railing against it, and she is one of our few known female posters.
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    Star Wars : Rogue One

    Pretty sure incest babies between leia and luke violate all kinds of rules.
  12. Hoss

    Star Wars Rebels

    I didn't realize they were still 2 years back. I thought they were on hiatus to synch up with something in R1.
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    Star Wars Rebels

    Anyone got screen caps of the easter eggs yet?
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    Star Wars : Rogue One

    My thinking is that if daisy riddley thought it was glaringly obvious, it means first impressions are probably right, even if there are flaws with them. The stuff my feeling was based on could also be explained by Han and Leia just knowing her parents.
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    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    No. Not even if it was the cowboy's only shot at making the playoffs. Rooting for a team to lose is different from rooting for their opponent to win, but I wasn't doing either of those last night. Fuck the eagles.
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    Star Wars Novels (Keep your EU shit out of here!)

    I didn't think the first one was a slog, but I'm a slow reader, so maybe that plays a part in it. There's a decided lack of jedi in the series. That could be the reason for the negative reviews. They do re-use the same main characters. From what I've seen so far, you could probably read #2...
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    Star Wars : Rogue One

    Well yeah, but rey will have both a father and a mother. So she could have been thinking the father was the clear one. I'm sticking with my original guess BTW, which is that she's kylo's brother. Possibly a half brother.
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    Star Wars Novels (Keep your EU shit out of here!)

    Reading aftermath life debt right now. I just got to the chapter where they introduced the gender fluid pirate captain. At first, I thought the ZHE shit was a typo. I don't know if I can finish the book if that character has a big part. I barely made it through the chapter. Did anyone...
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    I suck with people and need advice

    Who are these men you're talking about?
  20. Hoss

    Las Vegas

    These statements are not mutually exclusive.
  21. Hoss

    I suck with people and need advice

    lol, I think the name is coolest dude in the room. Maybe they only get a bad rep amongst prude girls?
  22. Hoss

    Houston, moving there.

    It's called the barrio when mexicans live there.
  23. Hoss

    Las Vegas

    I can't even fathom how sheltered your life is. I've been to more places that fuck up steak than places that do it right. Unless you're one of those who slathers steak in ketchup.
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    Star Wars : Rogue One

    If anyone else ever gets better at WTG than you, I will petition the mods for name/avatar changes so we're still getting answers from royal. Just sayin ... I agree. That was my #1 saber duel if I can't count the arena on geonosis. OB1/Quigon vs maul was #2. Vader vs younglings deserves a...
  25. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Maybe that's it. But what I recall is that she didn't like the jokes about her name. Now the joke that was told makes sense.
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    I suck with people and need advice

    Wizardhawk has been working out since that picture was taken. I expect him to be all swolled up by now.
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    Star Wars : Rogue One

    No yoda vs dooku? How about all the jedis versus battle droids in ep2? Maybe that one doesn't count since it wasn't saber vs saber.
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    Star Wars : Rogue One

    What the fuck is this? Funny, the speech patterns are the only thing I even remotely liked about the gunguns. Although for some reason I only just now realized their name is gun gun. Have no idea why I never noticed that before. I suspect we're spelling it wrong. But if that holds up...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I thought she didn't want us to know her real name. I know most people already do, but she raised a fuss about her real name being posted a month or so back and posts got edited. So you hitched a ride to pound town.
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    Star Wars : Rogue One

    8 tracks only for music or you're going to get soft. I thought about my rankings last night, I'd put them like this ANH - It's good and it was the one that started the entire thing. R1 - Literally no flaws other than that I didn't like anything about che guerrera or any scene he was in...
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    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Pro bowl voters might be looking for an actual complete season out of Lee before they put him back in.
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    Mtg EDH thread

    Wouldn't this be a good one too, especially since you can link cards here and have the card popup when you hover over the link? Deckbox Hazezon Tamar - Legends, # 270 - Deckbox
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    The OA

    Thanks gravel. My wife watched this over the weekend and wouldn't tell me anything about it. She just said it was kind of like Stranger Things, and if she told me anything else, it would be a spoiler. Now that I've seen the ridiculous dance I can make an informed decision about whether I want...
  34. Hoss

    I suck with people and need advice

    It's a convenient stand in until you tell us the correct place. Working the line means you cook, or are you serving the food at luby's? Thirded. I know you think we're just perving but .... well OK it's a little bit of that, I won't lie. But it's more than that. How she looks goes a long...
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    I suck with people and need advice

    Taco bell requires a drug test? That would shock me. I've never worked in fast food, but I've dealt with the employees often enough. Not even tryin to be an ass. I think it's good that felons and addicts have job opportunities, even if they are going to be working right next to 16 year olds.
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    Star Wars : Rogue One

    Just saw a youtube video on the CGI characters, and I had the wrong idea from reading what you guys were saying. Yall were making it out as if the characters were 100% CGI. They had actual actors in there who looked very similar to the originals and just used CGI instead of makeup to finish...
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    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Fuck yeah dude. I still hate the eagles for the fake kneel down to run up the score. That was sometime in the 80's too.
  38. Hoss

    What Did President X Do for You?

    Now I need to compare pictures of Jackie kennedy and Melania to see if this statement is true. This isn't exactly the same, but when 0 was first elected, I started a list of everything he did that I agreed with or liked so I wouldn't forget. Here it is. Killed somali pirates He even...
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    I suck with people and need advice

    You seem to misunderstand the point of the advice. It has nothing whatsoever to do with the viability of the relationship. It has to do with the fact that if there's a messy breakup, at least one of you is going to need a new job. Doesn't even have to be a messy breakup. It could be simple...
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    Star Wars : Rogue One

    For me, it was the EU. I read every book they had with jedi in it, then got bored and finally picked up a bounty hunter book and was hooked. They just had better stories. Probably because they're allowed to have questionable morality without being 100% evil. They kind of experimented with...