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I guess I'm not understanding why the walkie talkies aren't running through the NFL system that can cut it off. I know a little about radio communications, and it's not difficult to setup a system that can't be bypassed with standard fucking walkie talkies. I bet the cheatriots already use...

I was going to say don't dip your pen in the company ink. But since this seems to be a job you don't give a shit about losing: Look at her lips when you talk. I don't know if it's true but I hear it makes chicks think of you romantically. So if you do this and she doesn't puke a little in...

Giants fined, lose draft spot for walkie-talkie use against Cowboys "The NFL announced on Tuesday it has fined the Giants $150,000 and moved their fourth-round pick in the 2017 NFL Draft to the end of the round. The league also fined McAdoo $50,000 for using a walkie-talkie on the sideline to...

What? No, dude, he was just looking for change. A Coke only cost 50 cents back then. Man, you people worry over the stupidest shit. If you want to worry about something, worry that he always had a jar of vaseline in his car. He must have had a lot of problems with chapped lips.

He was just looking for change. I had a coach in 7th grade who was always doing the exact same thing.

He was, but that guy would only pitch, so he never got his dick muddy and is still technically a virgin.

gamma rays, pls stahp. Haven't you seen how those goat fuckers commit suicide? We need less of that in the world.

Coca cola freestyle. That's what they call that shit around here. Those machines helped to wean me off of my coke habit. So while they suck doggie dick, I can't really hate them.

What's up with eltool's posts? They're all formulaic, as if he's a bot. If he is, at least he's a bot programmed to bring us interesting shit.

The more I think about that guy, the sadder I am for him. That's why I didn't egg him on. In his defense, after we asked about the shirt, he settled down. Almost as if he forgot he was dressed in such a way that he could be mistaken for a cowboy fan. He also seemed to get more vocal in his...

I met someone at the game sunday who might be even sadder than @Convo Sitting behind us wearing a cowboy shirt. He tried to pick a fight with us after the dak TD run because we turned around and were cheering, saying something about how he can do it with his feet and his arm, or something...

I wonder if there's any correlation between people who saw this in 3D and people who thought the cgi characters were garbage. I saw it in 2D and I thought they looked fine, other than being a little off.

I was at the cowboy game, just getting back online for the first time since then, so getting caught up. Weren't both of Witten's fumbles this year though? Or was he ruled down on the other one I'm thinking of from this year? They should apologize for the fucking penalty next. That is what...

I never thought it was the actual actor. Even if I didn't remember that he was dead, I knew he'd have to be way too old by now. But I did think it was a real person that they did a helluva makeup job on. Same with leia. So how many actors were in R1 who were also in ANH? I'm thinking James...

It probably woulda taken him a few games to get it. Wasn't he due to go on a win streak to get back to .500?

So what you're saying is, he's not the hero we need; not the hero we want; but he is the hero we deserve.

That is so very disgusting

Loved the fan service. Nerdgasms, multiple.

I don't remember whatever this is referencing. I'm not saying I'm not a pudding god, maybe I am and I just forgot. Are you talking about brittish puddings or american pudding?

Over the top? Dude, nothing in there is even a worthy task for tiggle's SJW love slave. Maybe getting the book and having her read it would be worthy.

I bet all he does is get shit dusty.

It's actually a fairly direct answer to my question. I just had to read it twice to get it.

I wonder if he made her shave the hair on her chest too. Also, I'm surprised the earrings were allowed under his rules. That's probably what led to his daughter being a christian whore. That and her hair.

Think I'm going to see it tonight. I better jerk off before I head out.

I'd like to know from the chicks who post here if they think girls are rational when it comes to relationships. It seems to pretty unanimous amongst the guys that they're not (not counting panface).

I think those claws are still attached to crabs.

Who me? I don't know what you're talking about. I'm nowhere near redding. At this point in my life, I wouldn't even willingly visit California.

Beta orbiters is the phrase my daughter uses because they come around and give her free shit once in a while. I tell her it's wrong and what they're after. She says she doesn't know what else she can do other than just be mean, and even that might not work.

Relevant for @Mrs. Gravy Also, wtf, while tagging Mrs G, I saw we have an @Mrs. Fields I'm going to assume she posts in the cooking and fast food thread and go check those out now.

Mrs G is beyond the part of her life where she might get desperate and decide to settle. Also, how many side dicks do you reckon your ex roomie's wife has? If you answer a number less than 1, you're delusional.

Did they really address Gasoline going bad? Because they had an episode last season where they explained the gas going bad, then killed off the dude who knew that and kept driving cars all across the country. Anybody else think psycho Melissa is hottest Melissa?

It wasn't you dude, it was hollywood. And of course, mental health professionals, but don't mention that one. Are there any gender confused heroes in movies? We knew. He said she doesn't really do it in person, but when he stalked her online he found a bunch of shit where she talked about...

You mispelled three. I guess people are ignoring the redskins game because it's the redskins and those are always messy.

What was the mandalorian saber? Is there a story somewhere about that? Was it from clone wars? I never watched that.

Yeah, that's why I refuse to read it or respond to it. It'll just encourage him.

Well, it's true that I don't like people. I wouldn't say I live in the middle of nowhere, but you might if you knew where I lived. Middle of nowhere is my retirement dream. We haven't talked about the survival kit yet or anything else I keep in my truck.

A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after midnight. While en-route home, he asks the cabby if he would be a witness, because the man suspects his wife is having an affair, and he wants to catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agrees. Quietly arriving home, the...

You might be right that lasagne is the worst, but that doesn't mean it isn't delicious. I'm having trouble thinking of a bad italian dish that's not just poorly cooked.

So redpilling your kids means not answering the question?