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He said he's expecting it to keep going up at the same rate. I think the 6.4% increase was in 6 months ... so double that to extrapolate it to a year and voila you got tens of thousands.

My favorite thing about emmit was how it took the league like 5 years to even pinpoint how he was doing what he does. Then suddenly they realized, "hey, no one ever gets a clean shot on him ... is that important?" Oh and since we're talking about RBs we liked to watch, The Beast. I liked...

Who the fuck is AD? The first time someone used it, I assumed they meant Adrian Peterson and just typoed. But the AD keeps coming.

Same with mine. She's really uptight about the showering thing. I've told her I don't care, but I don't want to completely discourage the showering thing because I've gone down on some really nasty pussy before, and would rather not ever do it again.

Pretty common amongst black dudes, actually. But I've met some whites and mexicans who felt the same way. What did I get wrong?

Glitter is the herpes of the craft world. Congrats, you now have glitter forever. That is discipline dude. Do you have any idea how hard it is to do that? You can't just close your eyes because then they will never take the picture. Gotta get those eyes closed to keep the camera from...

Go back and change it to "If eating pussy is square, then I have 4 corners connected by equal length sides"

I thought tebow was a winner.

Sorry your life is shitty bro. Can't argue the crazy angle, but maybe the key is finding a flavor of crazy you can live with. My wife gets turned on sucking my dick. Like, she can be not in the mood but decide to take care of me anyway. Then after a little sucky sucky she's clawing at me...

I 'greylist' Jim Brown because I didn't watch him play, and any highlight reels I've seen have always been short. I didn't watch Earl either, but he's got better highlight reels. It's hard to compare people you watched with people you've only heard stories about. When someone says G.O.A.T, I...

I've been thinking about getting a strap on actually, so I can double penetrate my wife. I think she'd like it, but I'm way to jealous to let another dude near her. Not in my experience. I think you gotta find a girl who genuinely loves giving blowjobs. When I was dating, I had many girls...

I once sent my cousin's wife lillies for Christmas because I couldn't think of anything to give her, and bitches love flowers. I didn't realize you had to sign your name to the card cause I'm a noob at this shit, so I just wrote "Merry Christmas" and something about seeing her soon (because we...

So, you're saying I should make sex coupons.

what does this sentence mean? Who are the lads in the hole? I searched that thinking it was a movie and got a buncha gay glory hole porn.

I can't win with my wife and gifts, so I'm about to throw in the towel. She is an amazing gift giver, and nothing I ever get her is worth a shit. She gets me things I didn't even know I needed. Last year I got what I thought was the awesomest thing ever, a steampunk keyboard. She liked it...

Sorry, I didn't realize we were talking most overrated backs of all time. I withdraw my nominee.

I liked watching sanders play, but honestly I think I like watching Earl Campbell highlights more. He could make ya miss, and he could make ya pay. Barry didn't do a whole lot of that second thing.

That's what the humans were guessing before they knew anything at all about the aliens. I don't think they were ever able to figure out the alien atmosphere. By the end of it, I was pretty sure the 18 hour thing was a construct setup by the aliens to keep all 12 sites at an even pace. I'm...

I thought hawkeye pressed glass too. But only that first time. In the explosion scene where one of them was tapping the glass, only she touched it. IIRC. Did I miss how the explosion got Abbot, or did they just do a shitty job of cutting? Cause my memory is that the hoomans were actually...

My daughter loves all things potter much more than the wife or I, and she hates this movie with a burning passion. She's 20, so you can't even say its cause she's a kid. She's in a fucking twitter war right now (or maybe facebook) over how bad this movie is. I will be hearing her rant about...

Been too long since we talked cowboys. Just read the tampa game was flexed out to 7:30. So the rest of our schedule is all in prime time except the last game at philly. For now, that could get flexed out too. I guess we're about to find out how the rookies perform in primetime.

Early on when they stopped all gun sales because aliens showed up, I thought it was going to be an idiotic shitshow. Took me about 15 minutes to get over that and it wound up being allright. Moved kind of slow. My questions were:

Handle it exactly the same as you handle every paycheck. Anything else is idiotic. Me and my wife each put half the paycheck in the joint account. Any bonuses I get are treated the same.

You already know the answer to that. Only 1 mod isn't even a donor. Maybe we could offer to buy him a donorship for the information.

Mr Theo the substitute gym coach

keg was one of the guys up to no good

It's jihodj. witchunt over

go on ....

Finger-spelling sounds a lot hotter than it probably is.

Maybe we should ask soygen what the best drugs are to use while browsing the forum.

This is why we can't have nice things.

@a_skeleton_02 OOOOOOOOOOOOOHH She just called you a nigma! Nigma please! Better not let whitegirl's parents learn she's dating a nigma.

Just to be clear, that would ONLY be funny because of how we're all saying how he's such a class act, and I assume the sports media is saying the same thing.

I thought the options were doritos or pistachios. By veggies, do you mean deep fried potatoes and corn chips?

Lets wait till people start drinking it and see if it's a special ex-lax blend.