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    2013 NFL Offseason and Draft

    I would have a massive hard-on if the Chiefs swept the Division. Not gonna happen probably, and that's ok. News sources are saying the Smith deal is all but locked. I'm pretty stoked about it.
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    Buy Erronius a Wacom Fundraiser

    I laughed.
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    Vicodin, Cigarettes, and My Fake Tits - from the diary of the Megan Fox of Ohio

    That shit is so outlandish, it's mind-bottling.
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    Vicodin, Cigarettes, and My Fake Tits - from the diary of the Megan Fox of Ohio

    Or a large pert rack that was camera friendly. I'm just sayin'.
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    Vicodin, Cigarettes, and My Fake Tits - from the diary of the Megan Fox of Ohio

    Well, everything besides the tits Big Daddy paid for, yes?
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    The Animated GIF Thread

    Now I'm interested. Name? p.s. I'm old and retarded, and can't seem to figure out how to attach a .gif.
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    2013 NFL Offseason and Draft

    So, the Chiefs released Steve Breaston today after a season of basically sitting him for a rookie. I know they let him go to save Cap room, but damn, I always thought Breaston was a good receiver. Plenty good enough to take pressure off of Bowe if they used him correctly. Am I off base...
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    Olympics Thread

    Dan Wetzel of Yahoo sports wrote a decent column about this: http://sports.yahoo.com/news/olympic...201325406.html
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    Olympics Thread

    I'm no huge fan of wrestling, but I was shocked to hear this news. I've always enjoyed any Olympic coverage from wrestling though, but it seems it doesn't get the airtime that some other sports enjoy.
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    2013 NFL Offseason and Draft

    Yes. I'm old. And to Disp, I might not be against getting Smith, but I'd sure hate to give the first rounder for him.
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    2013 NFL Offseason and Draft

    I concur with this assessment 100%. I'm pretty excited about the new GM and Head Coach, I'd love to see the Chiefs be the Chiefs again. Well.. the 'good' Chiefs again.
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    NEMO COMIN FOR YOU BEANTOWN PUSSIES

    It'd be funnier if Nemo was fapping to that tagline.
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    Big Picasso's thread or BPT for short.

    I've got the weirdest boner right now. Thanks Obama. Fuckin' Obama.
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    2013 NFL Playoffs

    Probably because Tony is still a Chief, just playing in a Falcon's uniform; it keeps people from hating him. Seriously though, he's a class act, a superhuman athlete, and the antithesis of Ray Lewis.
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    2012 NFL Season

    I'm so stoked the with the moves the Chiefs have made, I had to poke my head in here. Granted, next year will still be shitty unless Reid can make friends with the players. They really like Romeo Crenell, as do I, just not as the head coach.
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    Does Goliath still have a penis?

    Brotits are looking bigger.
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    2012 NFL Season

    A Classic AFC West Suckfest in the late games today. Chiefs at the Raiders. Will my Chiefs get blown out? Will the Raiders self-destruct? Does anyone care? An obligatory 'Fuck you, Raiders', anyway.
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    Go ..l.. yourself. I'm out.

    Dude, just be Cam. It's ok.
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    2012 NFL Season

    P. Manning - MVP - (Just a note, I hate Denver since I'm an idiot Chiefs fan.) A. Peterson - Comeback Player of the Year J.J. Watts - Defensive Cocksman of the Year Scott Pioli - Worst G.M. of the Year
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    2012 NFL Season

    Gotta love offensive players who love getting hit, and making the hit. (outside of the lineman positions, who are all beasts). A few oldies come to mind: Rocky Bleier, Earl Christian Campbell, and Steve Deberg. I had to throw a Chief's player in there, but the dude played a game with a...
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    Go ..l.. yourself. I'm out.

    You'll be sorry. Very, very sorry. On a separate note, who's the broad with the nice cans in your Avatar?
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    About fohguild.org and Requiem

    I'm pretty sure that Req and Tyen knew that they weren't going to continue on with the site, so they turned Tenley Snootmussen loose on the world knowing full well how it would probably progress. I would say it was definitely planned. REGARDLESS: Thanks to the powers that be here at...
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    2012 NFL Season

    Pretty much this. Fucking hated listening to Gruden fluff Brady and Bellycheck all night long.
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    2012 NFL Season

    I think I've mentioned this before, but the Chiefs drafted Todd Blackledge over Dan Marino and John Elway in 1984/85. But we did get Montana, Warren Moon, and Ron Jaworski all after they were WELL past their prime playing days. Chiefs FTL.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    She was a... one-eyed, one-horned Flyin" Catfood Vomit Pooper
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Accidents happen, man.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    She"s cute, definitely 7 worthy. I still think you were being soft on Trex, and that"s ok. Not like anyone"s opinion matters, including mine.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    As a point of reference, you also gave this thing a 7.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    a_skeleton_03, I called your wife today and said I"d like a little pussy. She said "Me, too, mine"s as big as a house."
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    You are totally in love. That"s sweet.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Why do cowboys have brown dicks? Lookin" fer love in all the wrong places.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I can dig where this chick is coming from. I"d totally do this:
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    Long full disclosure

    The sad/interesting/amusing-to-a-point part is they really have no idea how many times they"ve been baited.
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    Long full disclosure

    What"s the deal, man? You keep riding this dead horse likes it"s Seattle Slew. I think you are obsessed.
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    Long full disclosure

    I think she"s poopin".
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    FOH detectives what city is this?

    Sounds like things went as good as could be expected. Now go out and get laid, man.