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Well, it starts with tradition. It has to start somewhere, doesn't it. My parents were Christian and so I am Christian. That's a real thing, and it's a thing that it seems like a lot of you are finding highly objectionable. I get it, I even agree somewhat -- that can go very very badly...

It could be that they're both Han and Leia's kids. It could even be that they're twins. Like Luke and Leia themselves... twins run in that family. Twinning may be a fluke of mitochlorians. Dark side light side. We never saw the basement of the Jedi Temple. Maybe it was a gruesome meat...

well that was an easy 20 bucks.

I was kicked out of Catholic school because I wouldn't pray (I remember that the chapel REALLY creeped me out as a young child. So I just played dead. Hey, worked for Jesus.) and my father apparently laughed at a Nun.

411 hookers seems like a lot of hookers

I still don't understand the Kermit meme.

Happy pills are making her huggy. She's probably just not in a bad mood all the time anymore, nameen. The appetite thing might be concerning, but that could go either way. She might have been emotion-driven eating, and less is a good thing. Or she may have had a healthy appetite and less...

Darth Jar Jar. So much more entertaining if you watch it with that in mind.

CHOO CHOO if you make it long enough it can wrap around and everyone can be the in between

That would actually entice me to buy it. Not another cinematic SJW pandering shitfest. Which ME wasn't as bad about that as DA or Star Wars: Planet of the Gays Online, granted. But it's only because they were working up to it and hadn't gotten there yet. I liked ME1 and ME2 quite a bit...

It's some kind of mental/personality disorder. There's probably a name for it. Some combination of self loathing, angst, anxiety, and rationalized self destruction. I'm all for freedom. Going out to catch the plague is pretty much by definition not healthy. As long as they aren't trying...

Ask the nanny. She probably has.

redletter guys have a prediction video up. I was expecting a 5 minute joke reel, but they actually go into it and make it interesting. All they're going off of is the three trailers and the comic con reel. And booze. And cynicism.

I wish it wasn't animated. But then again, it would be a reboot of that 70's show if it wasn't. Other than that. Bill Burr... potential win.

Think of how proud it would make the little lady. "I fucked him so hard he SHIT HIMSELF". In this life you can say I love you, or you can prove it.

I say that's what plastic sheets are FOR.

I dunno why not. You cross the threshold of this is more hassle than its worth. No drama about it. No csi bullshit. If I got some letterhead I'd be all, well fuck this then. And I don't even run the joint. But Strahan is a man of the people. I'm sure he'd be cool with it.

Mist gets more. Check ur privilege Lul bug chasers

I mean, I would think it was just a 200 dollar blowjob. Maybe a_skeleton_02 is a more shrewd negotiator than I would be.

Is it just me, or does she kinda look like Rav?

AND THAT IS WHY YOU FAIL

It's my understanding that a spinning black hole would indeed have magnetic poles. That's how they radiate and decay. And they do indeed radiate but it is at such a rate as to be imperceptible. They will, eventually, be the hottest things in the universe. They will even, eventually, pop...

Well, that's good news. So it's more like, "We'd rather just give you the money than pay the court costs. Maybe."

Because if Teljair / Draegen get a letter from some detective / ADA they're gonna straight up nopenopenope the entire board. It's all fun and games until someone gets the lawyers involved. And the mother... you never know.

So wait, you paid 200 to get a blowjob from a preggers chick who is at least 30 years old? You can get 'em a lot cheaper from younger chicks, man. Of course they aren't preggers and crying. That might be worth the extra hundred bucks.

I will contribute to this patreon

dammit scotty! going and messing with the timeline!

Just give her a reeses covered in dick hair

Maybe J has a point. She actually looks healthier AFTER turning tricks. Or maybe they just look like that at 16. I don't even know anymore.

You know, there's this deluge of obviously doctored jap-whore pics on the local backpage. Not sure if trap or if sex slavery.

You know, I really think it would. I think the churches themselves would die, the nation/globe spanning organizations. But this is something that scientology teaches us, one thing that it's actually good for -- no one was born into that religion. And if you took all of the child labor out of...

Yeah, I like the history of rome. I never did finish it. I should load those up.

Kid logic is different. The faith of a child is a very different kind of faith. Hodj is gonna go nuts about how it's "suspend all reason and shut the hell up". And I suppose that is one interpretation. But it's not the only one. I do share that concern though. It's why I'm leery of being...

That is your responsibility as a parent, after all. As much as feeding their face and washing their butt and keeping the neighborhood cats from stealing their breath. And it is also the responsibility of the Church to provide that to families. Which... we've all done a fine job of fucking...

Yeah. It's a thing that atheists won't agree with. It's a core disagreement. If you are personally religious there is GOOD that you draw from that. Practical, realistic good in your own life. Why -wouldn't- you want to share that with your kids? That's something that everyone sane can...

Yeah, if you rat this thread out to the whores I give it a solid 33% chance that rerolled gets shut down. Johnny's dick can cure smack addiction BUT IT CAN ALSO KILL.

I can't believe they won't let you say dickhole on tv

Another problem here, and you'd have to look at the color of the phlem, but it was probably a viral infection rather than a bacterial one. Your buddy probably just got a massive dose of omegas and got better. On a related note: Vetenarians have the exact same general antibiotics that...

Yeah. But that take home is the important part. If you've giving her ~1k a week, that's ~55k a year. That's where the 50k a year figure comes from.

sperm donors are over rated. So far, three of them have tracked me down. I really wish they hadn't.