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This does not end well. That's all. No judgement, only regret.

Of the two seasons the best episode for me is probably Mister Meeseeks. The best bit is still butter passing bot. And I liked Get Schwifty too. It wasn't their best episode, but loosen up man. All the best music only comes if you're relaxed. Take off your pants and your panties. Shit on...

well wormie has gone off the reservation

It's not really a conversation. It's just something that you do now. You get some KY and you grease that pig. Or you stick a stick of butter up there, I like that idea too.

She is a firm believer in sticking it to the man, one case of water at a time.

lol. it's more of a prequel.

No time for that dumb shit in the wasteland. You keep pretty busy trying to avoid getting branded by the powders.

Furiousa is badass as badass gets without sacrificing her core femininity. I dunno why fems would be split on the issue... because she doesn't adhere to traditional female tropes and instead moves closer to a male trope? That character is as close as you are ever going to get to "what's...

Fucking Nacho would make you more manly not less. It would probably give you all sorts of VD as well but ain't nothing in this life free. I'm tellin you if I ever get cancer and make-a-wish comes my way... 5 way with Nacho and whatever skanks he wants to bring. The man is a champeen of...

It reminds me of Asimov. "If one billion events happen at any given moment in the universe, one of those events will be one in a billion." It would be stranger to not find anything strange.

uggoes are easier to get, but harder to get rid of.

It was Vanna White in Playboy. Madonna was raunchy, she was in Penthouse I think. Maybe they were both in playboy. All I remember is that vanna has some massive god damn titties.

That movie should have been a gif. A gif of a scene from Lethal Weapon.

notice the strategic placement of the faucet. She's trying to tell you something.

Most Thai women I've ever met I thought were Cherokee. It ain't my fault they ALL look like Pochahontas.

Is that one of them there metaphors? That learnin is paid off

And I'm afraid she's older than her drivers license claims, if it's just her great grandfather who was the slave owner. My grandfather's father was born AFTER the war had already been over for 50 years. Edit: Well, ok, 35, but still. The point remains. He wasn't even alive yet! Maybe...

I'd be just fine marrying rich. Wouldn't make me feel anything less of a man, I tell you whut. Her bringing her boyfriends home to sodomize me might. But it really just depends on whose dick is bigger.

Yeah. depending on where the tremor is though. They don't help a lot for some people. Still, the ones they do help, it's a good thing.

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Hodj just doesn't want to admit that Priests touch little boys sometimes. Not all of them, and not all the time. But some of them and some of the time. I know those feels, bro. We have to search for perfect knowledge with imperfect tools. It's a real kick in the nuts. THE LORD is an asshole.

We were more hoping for a step by step youtube instructional on how to properly apply lotion to the skin.

It's not good, but yeah: Maybe some nerve damage and you probably nuked some nephrons. Your liver is probably not a huge concern. It is indeed a wake up call. But your feet should be safe. One thing that you do have going for you is that you're still young. Better to get this wake up...

Because, you know, they're based on reals data instead of feels data.

The social and arts ones are. The hard scientific ones seem to be legit.

Maybe you should just set her up a loan or something. Because insecurity really can turn into resentment without either of you meaning for it to or wanting it to. You've already got a spreadsheet set up. Let her know that if she wants to start keeping a tab that is a thing that can happen...

hey, fana's come a really long way in the past couple of years. capital letters are for bolsheviks.

Well the work related bullshit is a little bit different when you have a doctorate. There's plenty of bullshit involved in getting that doctorate, too. The type of person who is driven to get one has analogues, and they've pretty much already decided to put up with it. Now if they had to...

I just expect my girlfriend (when I have one) to be someone that's worth spending money on. I mean that's all it is. If she's feeling really self conscious about it maybe tell her "it's not so much what you do, it's just what you are. You're a woman I am quite fond of and you're more...

Hopefully so. It isn't difficult to treat. You can't reverse nerve damage, but if their suspicion is right then you can certainly keep it from getting any worse.

Really we should just go ahead and make a rickshaw thread for GOT when the season starts. Save everyone involved the trouble. My willingness to click through all the inevitable spoiler tags is rather less than my eagerness to not do that.

It's like I tell my black friends. Germans are the white people that even other white people think are kinda fucked up, and they're a little bit scared of us.

A sinfully delicious new style of vinegar based barbeque?

Will Smith making a sports medicine movie?

If it's lowbrow and you're not sure: Redletter media already did it. I think Mike might have a drinking problem. And where's his girlfriend been? Ran off another one. At least he'll always have Rich.

This is why you nickname him "BAM BAM".

That's GENIUS. Spaceballs, of DA Seven Kingdoms!

Still is if you tell the judge that she's into that kind of roleplay. Euer Ehren, sie mag es.

pourin one out for the fallen

Not like you really have much choice in Svensborgenlund.