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Wait, wait, I've got one: Tell me, what do you do with Witches? And what do you burn apart from witches? And if she weighs the same as a duck, logically, she must be a.... ?

BURN THE WITCH!

What a silly question. Of course I'm trying to be something I'm not. All men who speak are hypocrites. The silent man worst of them all. p.s. Welcome back, you lunatic.

And damn it, staff meeting, who let him watch them input the code for the door? 1-2-3-4 was unbreakable. UNBREAKABLE, I tell you! One of you fucked up! Someone could have been hurt!

I know this one! The chicken?

That theory, I'm not sure. The mother really doesn't give a shit about Shireen. The mother would be the one holding the torch. Stannis might send her away because Mel tries to get the mother to do it, and that's her crying because she failed.

besides the sexual tension, you mean? That beard. Such scottish. Very Wow. Huge Manly.

I've posted it before, a board or two back, but it's always relevant to these sort of discussions. And I just like it

I saw that shit in the theater back when I was a kid. Shit was AWESOME.

Big P busting out the science facts and shit. There are indeed quite a few formulae for exactly this sort of thing. Neg tuco, and leave it in the form of a question as the comment. Shit like this ishis job. I think. He builds robots and crap.

And even if Jaquen is just making it up entirely playing the slap my face game... who cares? It's all the same to the Red God.

That's why I cover mine with fur. She be all like, "Where is iOH GOD"

Make sure to write "Here lies Eomer Moosefucker, may he never welch on a bet again. 197? - 2015" before it dries!

And then they're all like, "Ok. We're done now" and throw them off the boat!

Yeah. What he said. Colbert will probably be watchable. But, meh.

That beard makes him look his age. I think he might have also put on a few pounds. Livin the Col-Dream.

The trouble is that it is useless if you look at these experiments and conclude "Well then, on a fundamental level reality does not exist until we look at it!" That doesn't alarm me so much as it concerns me. But it's not at all something worth getting worked up over. "It does not seem to...

Other guys would know better, but looking at that I think you have 2 options really. Replace the board and refinish the patch which is a hassle. Or... throw a rug on it. Which is what rugs are for and not a hassle. But ask the company like you are. They might come back and replace the...

hee. hee. hee. hee. hee. Animals women do not like to be compared to that I have found: Donkies, Mules, Horses (why?! They LOVE horses!), Dogs, Birds, Fish, Alligators, Spiders, Raccoons, Hogs (well, that one should probably be obvious), Sheep. Animals women are usually ok with being...

Mudportal still exists. There are a few muds that are still alive. They're hobby projects for hobbyists. I logged into two old ones about a year ago. Maybe a year and a half at this point. Surprisingly there were about 10 people around on one and about 15 on the other. But most of...

Any girl worth a shit will stop chasing after she's tried twice, panface. If she's cute and she asks there is no decision to be made. You just say yes.

I'm not sure if "is not strictly quantified" and "does not exist" are really the same thing. Heading into some natural philosophy solopistic head up your own butt territory with that one. I don't mind shit getting weird. But I do think that might be exactly the wrong way to think about things.

You can never have too many jazz hands

I have to imagine yes. Consider that they haven't given a release date or any real info beyond a screenshot and maybe a little bit of Marketingspeak and they're already open for preorders. And while voice acting is nice I think we should all know by now what "fully voiced" means for a game...

Maybe the best thing that has ever come out of that shitpile of a religion is the ability to make our own nutters cogent once in a while.

This is the 3rd question I ask a prospect. Are you divorced? Do you have children? Would you let me post pictures of your tits online for laughs?

I built a little woodshed on a platform that I keep a lawnmower in too. I just dug out some post holes and sank that shit directly into the earth. I'm sure it'll rot out and fall over, but I expect that won't happen for 6-7 more years or so. And when it does, the worst part of rebuilding it...

Oh I was kidding about TB. You'd know if you had TB. And so would everyone in your town. Some things you can fuck around with. TB ain't one of 'em. When is your next visit with a doc? Because the pain issue is a serious medical issue that is worth attention and a real discussion with a...

One to jeff, one to brienne through jaime.

Yeah, need to feel real bad about oppressing the slave peddlers. I wonder if she was the 3rd or the 4th wife.

I'll admit that I don't know, but a year in the big house sounds awful steep for bangin ho's. Like, impossibly steep. The worst thing to come out of that would be becoming a registered sex offender. That would be the punishment I would think, rather than jail time.

Wildlings are The Free Folk, not The Tactically Wise Folk.

But Jon has feta munster. Selmy never has. I think we all know the only thing that can kill Jon is a 10 year old boy.

I don't care what they say, Malinatar. You're good people.

There's no real graceful way to say, "Dial it back about two notches. You won. It's ok. Calm the fuck down!" She probably won't even be able to. That's assuming that she knows what you're even talking about. It is entirely possible that she justwon't get it. I only say it because I've...

We all know it's a big ball of timey wimey... stuff!

We just used to have guys that would sic their bots on it. With the captcha, I doubt even tyen could have turned this one around!

Boobs were delivered. There was no face, no real way to know who you are without some creepering. You can tell her they are nice jubblies. And it's not just you saying it this time. It'smen from the internet. So it must be true. We would find fault if there was one to be found. If she...

Obviously Jon would win. Rocky did nothing but get stomped.Heroicallystomped. Rocky 2-17 do not exist as cannon.

It seems like the First Men probably were the white walkers. The race of "Man" south of the wall were their subject race, and they run-ded as far as their little wildling feets would carry them. And then eventually they found some dragonses and built a giant fucking ice wall. The walkers...