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She doesn't seem to chew or swallow. Just jams shit in there. She must be harder to choke than Linda Lovelace.

I don't think I could eat half that sandwich but even if I could, I wouldn't do it in my friend's house with people watching. He can't have been that hungry. Dude has emotional problems. His friends sound like dicks too, but that guy needs to seek help.

This house was built in 1979 so I'm hoping stuff is a little more square. It was built by professionals at least. The house I'm in now was built by a farmer in 1943 and it shows. There wasn't electricity here until the late 50's so the wiring is an added-on shit show with almost every outlet...

So how do you tell if your floor is flat?

Okay bros, Our renters just moved out of one of the ranch houses and I'm planning to move into it. Before I do though, I want to do some work on it. The #1 issue is the flooring upstairs is all shot. The house is 40 years old and the flooring is all original. The house sat empty for a few...

Ha-ha, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is “Never get involved in a land war in Asia,” but only slightly less well known is this: “Never assume that Noodleface's food opinions are reasonable!”

Yeah, but they clearly insinuated that they ran into the chain because the pilot was being barbecued by radiation, not that it was just a routine crash due to pilot error.

My Mom's refrigerator has ice/water in the door with a bottom freezer and I wouldn't want it personally. The ice gets melty from people opening the door and then either gets all hairy or turns into one huge chunk. My fridge has the ice down in the freezer drawer and the ice is much nicer.

I hate to break it to you, but ALL large appliances are shit now. 5 years ago we redid my Mom's kitchen with GE stuff and a Whirlpool refrigerator. Of the original stuff only the dishwasher and the fridge are left and the refrigerator was in the shop for like a month last winter. The repair...

Yeah. Buy a sheet of 3/4" MDF, have them rip it into 3 16" pieces, buy some brackets, screw them to the wall and the MDF. You have shelves.

I've never done it but I sometimes consider making meatloaf just for sandwiches.

Spending tons of money on home decorations is super manly.

People love to talk about the technology behind bitcoin as if that's relevant to its value somehow. You're not buying the tech, you're buying a currency that no one uses and only has value because other people are willing to buy it in hopes that it might become useful at some point. Until that...

Fixed this for you.

I'm at $33k since 1/1/2010. For some reason I can't get the report to go back to 2006. Fails every time I try. The pace is accelerating in recent years though. I spent $4685 in 2018 and I'm at $2867 YTD this year.

That's what people do though. It's an emotional response. They see it skyrocketing and think "I have to get in on this" even though they have already missed it and then when it crashes they're like "Fuck this, I'm out." Exact opposite of what you're supposed to do but people do it all the...

Yeah, Montana really makes it easy. Thanks for the .kml though, I have one but the parcels are totally opaque which makes it hard to figure out where you are sometimes. This one is much nicer. Thanks man, that is really cool. A couple questions though. Is it possible to do it in higher...

Sent you an email. Thanks again.

I feel like In-N-Out kind of grows on you. The first time I went after I moved to California I wasn't that impressed with it but by the time I left there were plenty of nights I sat in line at 1 AM for a post-raid double-double. Last time I went to California I got in my rental car and...

We run about 20,000 acres. Half deeded and half either public or private leases.

Thanks for the offer. I may take you up on it someday but it will take me months or years of screwing around in my spare time to get the overlay to the point where it would be worth printing out. I will keep it in mind though, thanks again.

Same here. Tried it twice, failed both times.

This might be a good thread to ask. Is there a reasonably easy way to make a large print from google earth? I would like to make an overlay that shows the fence lines and pasture names of my ranch and the neighboring ones and then print it out at least poster size, preferably bigger, like...

Yeah as long as it was good when it went into the freezer there's nothing wrong with it now.

In my experience, the police don't give a fuck about stolen property. The best you can hope for is that they won't sound too annoyed that you are making them fill out a piece of paper about your stolen item that no one will read ever.

People who like mustangs like mustangs. You don't. Who gives a fuck?

Why don't we debate his joke some more? That would be...fun?

He did maintenance. Everybody makes a crappy car now and then.

My buddy's Honda accord blew it's engine at 110K. It's not like the Japanese never make a shitty car.