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Did you expect copy of a fast food sauce to start with "procure a pound each of the finest aged Vermont cheddar and a nice parmagiano reggiano imported from Italy"? I can't imagine that lava sauce didn't start from the same nacho cheese you get from a pump dispenser at the gas station.

Larry Flynt was equipped with this apparatus later in life I believe.

Yeah, well, what is?

People said that about 10,000 days as well. I think the thing with Tool albums is that they're very complex, and you have to spend some time with them to actually appreciate them, so knee-jerk negative reactions are to be expected.

Remember as a kid hearing the PSAs about all the people who died from falling asleep smoking in bed?

Any tips on refinishing a pine deck? Rent a sander vs. pressure washer + chemicals? Colored stain or clear sealer?

Looks bumpy.

This show is so fucking weird. I'm still not sure if I liked season 1 or not.

Weed already is legal in California but the cartels are still growing it in national forests and shit anyway. I have a friend who is a park ranger in the back country and he says they run into it all the time.

The elephant army was black or at least middle eastern. I remember some butthurt when the movie came out that the only ethnic looking people were bad guys.

Do you eat skyline chili when you go back there? I've never tried it, but it sounds...not good.

What does "antipermeable treatments" mean? I have a crack in my basement wall and it's been flex sealed but it's still leaking in one spot.

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Not exactly a recipe, and I haven't tried it but I've been watching this YouTube channel lately and I find it pretty entertaining.

My girlfriend brought me some pickles from her hippy coop thing that she gets food from. They're fucking fantastic. I don't care about the organicness or the probiotics or whatever, but they taste great.

Velveeta is delicious after you melt it and saying otherwise is just lying. Kind of gross texture wise before it's melted, but perfect once it's melted.

It's interesting that the Houston team logo is reminiscent of the Oilers. Except for St. Louis every team is in a city with an NFL team or multiple ones. Seems like they would want to be in some cities where there isn't an established NFL team.

What planet are you on? American is the quintessential grilled cheese.

Not to defend them but this is horseshit. I'm sure every possible scenario has been brought up by some nerd on a message board. Good luck to whatever basement dweller tries to sue them for "stealing" his shitty idea.

Not true. Kraft singles are technically not cheese, but real american cheese is.

What are those steamed buns with the red bean paste in the middle called? I love those things.

I made the cheese stuffed potato pancakes with glutinous rice flour a couple times and they came out great. Anything else I can do with this stuff since I have 4 pounds of it?

To be fair, Harbaugh was an insane person and people were saying he was losing the locker room in his last year. That "Who's got it better than us? Noooooobody." shit works in college but I think most of the vets were in the back of the room rolling their eyes.

Yeah, the house I'm moving into has shower inserts with a top on them at like 6' 5" high which puts the showerhead at about 5' 5". So stupid. I'm not going to rip them out right away but sooner or later they are going to have to go.

Bruce Lee was incredibly fast, but he didn't actually fight. He was a TV black belt. He was in incredibly good shape and good at executing things technically, but he was never in any real fights. Chuck Norris on the other hand, was a legit fighter and still is for someone his age. Chuck has...

I'm only 6' 2" and it amazes me how many old houses have doors and stairways that I can't go through without banging my head. Were people really shorter 75 years ago?

Dave Dameshek talks about that on his podcast. It seems like every team has a viable starting quarterback now, when for several years it seemed like the planet just couldn't produce 32 human beings capable of playing quarterback successfully in the NFL.

I've been saying this for years. I watched every game Kaep played in in the NFL and was rooting for him in every one of them. I couldn't care less about the national anthem protest, and I was happy when he left the 49ers and didn't want him back even when CJ Beathard was starting for the...

You've already been conquered by a Wendy's cheeseburger.

You are weak, and your seed will perish from the earth.

HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY HEY HEY Hey hey hey hey hey....... Stop objectifying Noodleface.

In n out used to make burgers like that for real. 20x20 100x100

My cousin posted on Facebook a while back about music she should listen to while she was giving birth and I jokingly suggested "Pushit" but then I looked at the lyrics and that song is pretty disturbing if you consider the lyrics coming from a baby addressing its mother as it's being born haha...

Yeah, the drums in that song are pretty crazy. After a few more listens I think Maynard really achieved his goal of making the vocals just another instrument contributing to the sound. The vocals are usually lower in the mix than most bands but in Fear Inoculum they really blend into the music...

I OD'd on comedy podcasts years ago. Between WTF and Nerdist and a couple others I feel like I've heard everything a comedian has to say about everything and I don't give a fuck. Combine that with the 90% chance of sanctimonious hollywood political groupthink and I'm just not interested. I...

That sounds like tool and there's nothing wrong with that. You can't judge a Tool song from one listen but the guitar and bass were on point. Can't comment on the vocals until I hear it enough to understand the lyrics. It didn't grab me like "Vicarious" did when they used it as the preview...

Probably not the greatest thing for the public's perception of drones. Everybody thinks they're going to be peeking in your bedroom window but in reality unless you're deaf, they're not going to be able to get close enough to see in without you noticing. They're pretty damn noisy.

I agree. If we're going to put the future of space travel in the hands of somewhat mentally unstable genius zillionaires, I'd rather not put all the eggs in one basket.

And if it doesn't work out, go get a job like the rest of us have to. You poor bastard.

Credit score is a terrible vanity project, especially if it costs you money. Nobody sees it. Just tell people your score is 800. No one knows but you and the best way to save on interest is to not borrow money. If you're about to apply for a mortgage or something it might be worth worrying...