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  1. Shonuff

    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

    Like I care what the Man of Steel Apologists think. Your tears over a fictional character are delicious to me.
  2. Shonuff

    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

    He never farted because Batman had a Kryptonite-laced Bat Dildo up his ass.
  3. Shonuff

    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

    From listening to that, it's apparent that Goyer's already made up his mind that Superman should win. What a dick. He says right there in the interview that the comic book purists would say Batman because of prep time, but that it makes no sense because Supes could flick him away. If...
  4. Shonuff

    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

    No wonder Man of Steel turned out to be such a turd.
  5. Shonuff

    Man of Steel

    You are kidding, right? Tony Stark and the Black Panther have been running roughshod over the Marvel Universe since 2000. It's just as bad as Batman. Don't forget, in World War Hulk, when the Hulk got to the point he could fart and blow up the eastern seaboard, Tony whipped up a device to...
  6. Shonuff

    Man of Steel

    Batman is real, why he's being compared to a fictional character, I don't know.
  7. Shonuff

    Man of Steel

    If you are going to make a hypothesis, you might spell it correctly you fucker.
  8. Shonuff

    Man of Steel

    Maybe they were laced with Kryptonite, or had some sort of magical compound he borrowed from Zatanna. With Batman, his conventional weaponry always hits way harder, probably because he's found a way to neutralize that person's powers. If your whole argument is based on C4 not being able to...
  9. Shonuff

    Man of Steel

    I dunno man, it made sense in the 50's. Both DC and Marvel have characters like this (Amazo and the Super Adaptoid). But does any comic book physics make sense? Any of it at all?
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    Man of Steel

  11. Shonuff

    Man of Steel

    He has a Mother Box, duh.
  12. Shonuff

    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

    So shooting of this movie has started apparently.
  13. Shonuff

    Man of Steel

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    Man of Steel

  15. Shonuff

    Man of Steel

  16. Shonuff

    Man of Steel

    Only Hera can save the JLA (or Batman)
  17. Shonuff

    Man of Steel

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    Man of Steel

  19. Shonuff

    Man of Steel

    For those that haven't seen this, Batman explains that he could have used a more lethal payload of Kryptonite, but didn't out of mercy, then he passes out. This storyline will be roughly what the Batman v. Superman movie will be based off of.
  20. Shonuff

    Man of Steel

    There is no foe that the JLA spends more time training against than Amazo, because he scares the crap out of them. Batman spends even more time prepping against Amazo. When they fought, Batman put putty over Amazo's eyes, knowing that he'd use Superman's heat vision to burn through them. Only...
  21. Shonuff

    Man of Steel

    This movie was solidly behind Superman IV.
  22. Shonuff

    Man of Steel

    Don't forget when he was the Outsider, he used Amazo technology to give himself all of the powers of the Justice League at once.
  23. Shonuff

    Man of Steel

    ???
  24. Shonuff

    Man of Steel

    Killer Robot Satellites armed with Kryptonite lasers/nuclear missiles It might sound far fetched, but when Batman fought Amazo, he used a nuclear missile on him. Amazo has all of the powers of the Justice League (including Superman), and Batman KO'd him with a nuke. That's how he rolls.
  25. Shonuff

    Man of Steel

    Yup, RRP yourself. The prison term was limited, go back and rewatch the sentencing scene.
  26. Shonuff

    Man of Steel

    What the hell are you talking about? In the Phantom Zone, you don't need food or drink. Please infract yourself for the above statement, maybe even RRP.
  27. Shonuff

    Man of Steel

    Batman has beaten Superman almost five times now. Before the DC52, he had more Kryptonite than the entire world's governments combined, including Gold Kryptonite (one exposure of it takes away Kryptonian powers permanently).
  28. Shonuff

    Man of Steel

    Superman's only answer to anything in this movie was to blow moar shit up. They managed to have more explosions than in all of Michael Bay's movies combined. They should have named this movie "Xtreme Superman." To all of you bitches who are going to neg me over this post, this is preemptive...
  29. Shonuff

    Man of Steel

    I watched this again, and other than the Super Violence, it was the total lack of a personality by the lead (and others) that brought this movie down. Superman looked like he was Super Constipated all of the time. Him and Lois had zero chemistry and you wondered why they were still talking to...
  30. Shonuff

    The Walking Dead

    I sat there last night and forgot I was supposed to be hating on this show. The writing was that much better. Sure, there was the zombie action, but I found myself actually caring for the cast. Adding in kids and babies to the mix makes for powerful TV. Like the girls watching their Father...
  31. Shonuff

    Man of Steel

    How about updating Green Arrow, and giving him a laser bow like Arsenal had? That way, no one would bitch about his neverending quiver.
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    Man of Steel

    In general, looking at the Man of Steel and Arrow show, apparently DC is changing the characters and making them super violent and having them use lethal force. No thanks.
  33. Shonuff

    Adventures with Corndog: Corndog's Fish Store

    Every business owner I've talked to, in different industries, is saying traffic is down. People have been freaked out by the government shutdown. I am encouraged that we had a high traffic day, right after it ended.
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    Adventures with Lyrical: Buying a Business (REPOST)

    So we filed the trademark today, I tell my Estimator about that, and then he tells me that he heard of a company using a variant of my company name. I go on the Internet, find whose hosting that company, and had them yanked in 20 minutes for trademark infringement. Apparently, they just popped...
  35. Shonuff

    Girlfriend wants to move in, how much should she pay?

    Half. I let a GF move in rent free and that was a huge mistake. She sponged off me for two years, and the only way I could get her to leave was to be forcibly removed by the Police. She tried to say it was her house (she really thought she was entitled to rights) but the Police LOL'd when her...
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    Adventures with Lyrical: Buying a Business (REPOST)

    It's just weird, because if I look at a ten year history, if I'm getting this many calls, I'd be shitting the bricks at the lack of revenue generated. I'm just going to let it ride for now. I did some forecasts that show if we continue to raise 15k a week, I can keep everyone employed until...
  37. Shonuff

    Adventures with Lyrical: Buying a Business (REPOST)

    I was going to take your advice, but that was your 666th post. Anyway, Marketing probably does help, as I'm trying to convey trust and build the brand. We are winning more bids away from the guys that are unprofessional. I keep thinking I need to advertise more, but if we are still...
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    Adventures with Lyrical: Buying a Business (REPOST)

    So this is messed up, call volume is down by 15%, but approvals are up 450% (residential and commercial). 40 calls a week, over the last five years, has on average, generated 12k in sales. Over the last six to eight weeks, it's been 25-30k for residential for that number of calls (I'm putting...
  39. Shonuff

    Which MMO *DO* you actually play now?

    I play DCUO when I have time, but I'm super busy in RL, so it's a casual thing.