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  1. Burnem Wizfyre

    NBA 2012-13 Season Thread - Crown The Heat!

    Hah I like how you post that after Duncan gets his eyes raked and "Stripped" without a foul call.
  2. Burnem Wizfyre

    MLB 2013 season

    Calling up the catcher?
  3. Burnem Wizfyre

    The NSA watches you poop.

    I can live without cellphones and email, but let me tell you one thing for sure, whoever is reading my emails and listening to my calls is going to be one bored mother fucker.
  4. Burnem Wizfyre

    Texas Says It's OK to Shoot an Escort If She Won't Have Sex With You

    Did he ever take Germans hostage when he was young? Maybe he got it in exchange for them.
  5. Burnem Wizfyre

    EQ Classic? Not really.

    I would disagree with you about the amount of experience required for AA points but it's really hard to be annoyed as a wizard who exploited the fucking shit out of AA exp with you.
  6. Burnem Wizfyre

    NBA 2012-13 Season Thread - Crown The Heat!

    But not as good as Lebron.
  7. Burnem Wizfyre

    Texas Says It's OK to Shoot an Escort If She Won't Have Sex With You

    You're not a very good troll, but you are kind of funny.
  8. Burnem Wizfyre

    NBA 2012-13 Season Thread - Crown The Heat!

    Only way LBJ gets more rings is if he convinces Phil Jackson to coach him some where.
  9. Burnem Wizfyre

    Texas Says It's OK to Shoot an Escort If She Won't Have Sex With You

    What's the cut off point for you, I think we have established you are ok with killing someone due to $150. What if she did have sex with him and tried to steal a really expensive toaster on her way out, would that be worth killing her for? What if you're dating a girl and she gets pissed at you...
  10. Burnem Wizfyre

    Texas Says It's OK to Shoot an Escort If She Won't Have Sex With You

    That is what I understand, doesn't give him the right to shoot her though.
  11. Burnem Wizfyre

    The Official Conservative Political Thread

    We aren't crazy enough for them that is the problem. I'm all for guns but because I think it would be a good idea to treat guns like cars in the way that we register and track all sales etc etc etc I am a crazy left wing fucker who secretly wants to take their guns away even though I own one...
  12. Burnem Wizfyre

    The Official Conservative Political Thread

    Which is why when someone who has two brain cells to rub together and is republican even Merlin and his ilk attack him because they aren't used to seeing one of their species who isn't brain dead and question his sincerity.
  13. Burnem Wizfyre

    NBA 2012-13 Season Thread - Crown The Heat!

    At the end of this series LeBron James will be 0-3 against Texas in the NBA Finals.
  14. Burnem Wizfyre

    NBA 2012-13 Season Thread - Crown The Heat!

    You are a fucking idiot and I would bet my left nut theres a gif to prove it within an hour.
  15. Burnem Wizfyre

    2013 NFL Offseason and Draft

    god damnit I should have known someone would have said Hodor already.
  16. Burnem Wizfyre

    2013 NFL Offseason and Draft

    Griffin won't be in the league in five years.
  17. Burnem Wizfyre

    The Official Conservative Political Thread

    Wow I remember when it was just a quarter a day.
  18. Burnem Wizfyre

    The Official Conservative Political Thread

    Is this some sort of argumentum ad absurdum attempt?
  19. Burnem Wizfyre

    2013 NFL Offseason and Draft

    With a deer antler?
  20. Burnem Wizfyre

    2013 NFL Offseason and Draft

    Pittsburgh has sides that aren't shit holes?
  21. Burnem Wizfyre

    2013 NFL Offseason and Draft

    I am almost certain you might be the first person in the history of the NFL that missed Ted Ginn Jr.
  22. Burnem Wizfyre

    2013 NFL Offseason and Draft

    There is an even bigger glaring hole other than the QB, it's directly in front of the QB.
  23. Burnem Wizfyre

    The Astronomy Thread

    There's also the assumption that we would even be able to recognize intelligent life.
  24. Burnem Wizfyre

    Why do men keep putting me in the Girlfriend-zone?

    Occam's Razor: The entire board is partaking in a running gag to fuck with you or you're wrong.
  25. Burnem Wizfyre

    Why do men keep putting me in the Girlfriend-zone?

    Pretty sure he is calling you retarded, I believe the vast majority of the people in this thread share that same opinion.
  26. Burnem Wizfyre

    2013 NFL Offseason and Draft

    It's almost as if he believes the contract will be written with rap lyrics or some shit.
  27. Burnem Wizfyre

    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    Maybe Sean just has big hands and that's why your junk feels small.
  28. Burnem Wizfyre

    Weather

    Most people are also idiots and fail to realize just because the wind speed is 200+ MPH that the actual tornado itself doesn't travel at that speed. The night thing is completely true and scary as shit, I watched tornado rip across the street about quarter mile in front of me in Alabama while...
  29. Burnem Wizfyre

    Weather

    You can still out run it, you are an idiot. It all depends on where you are in relation to it, if your 3 blocks from it then no. However if you are at the complete opposite end of the city you can out run it. You do realize that people chase these things all the time right, and they fucking...
  30. Burnem Wizfyre

    Weather

    If a Tornado is spotted touching down anywhere in my county or a funnel cloud is spotted, those sirens get blasted in my city until whenever they decide to stop them * I really don't know what information they use to determine it's safe to turn them off* which is almost always at least 30...
  31. Burnem Wizfyre

    The Authoritative Final Fantasy & Bravely Default thread

    This thread along with the mods are complete shit. Oh and so is any and all FF games.
  32. Burnem Wizfyre

    2013 NFL Offseason and Draft

    Brady isn't going to be happy with Amendola.
  33. Burnem Wizfyre

    Weather

    I'd point out global warming but that to is political because republicans herp derp at science.
  34. Burnem Wizfyre

    Weather

    Churches get funding, not schools.
  35. Burnem Wizfyre

    2013 NFL Offseason and Draft

    You would be correct, Carroll has never been proven guilty of any cheating, he just has a long storied history of players around him cheating on a constant basis.
  36. Burnem Wizfyre

    MLB 2013 season

    Wow and thats without the Astros to beat up on like in previous years.
  37. Burnem Wizfyre

    MLB 2013 season

    Over emotional blow hard that has as very little sense, also bitches more than women about the most mundane things when it comes to Rangers baseball.
  38. Burnem Wizfyre

    HI-RES Final Fantasy VIII PC 2013

    What an amazing game FF VIII turned out to be, truly the best in a long series of turds.
  39. Burnem Wizfyre

    2013 NFL Offseason and Draft

    NFL better better hope the NFLPA keeps fighting HGH testing, soon as that shit starts getting tested for the shit will hit the fan.
  40. Burnem Wizfyre

    2013 NFL Offseason and Draft

    Yes 6 Seadderall Seahawks have been suspended for PED's since Carroll has become coach.