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TBH, how his (x) wife handled the stripper in the car fiasco is starting to make sense now. One of them. One of them. One of them.

whitefish is the stuff they sell as imitation crab meat, isn't it? Dad and I used to go on week long fishing trips where we'd pack food for about half the week expecting to catch dinner most of the time. We were always surprised to learnw e were terrible fishermen and had to eat hamburgers...

I thought they shrunk it and hid it under his flash symbol. I do not recall what makes me think that though, so it might be a fever dream if no one else thought the same thing.

The modified girl was the little irathian girl from defiance, right? Nolan's daughter.

Don't pretend he was some sort of genius. He caught lightning in a bottle with the bears and spent the rest of his life milking that single success.

Nothing in that video indicates that she knows how to handle a blade. That was a baton that she only held on one end.

Buddy Ryan was the biggest piece of shit ever to coach in the NFL. Even Bill Bellicheat is nowhere near his league. Good riddance. Someone go spit on his grave for me and I'll pozload ya.

ohnoes, I read it all. Took me at least 2 hours but i read it all. I can't wait to see what the lawyer says. My guess is the house is safe since the decree only said 'try' to get her name off. Just whip it out later if it becomes an issue. That aside, the only thing you've really done wrong...

Are they as bad as using a No.1 pencil on the LSAT?

Vegas strip clubs suck. I thought we'd covered that in this thread, but apparently not. Austin strip clubs are better and it's not a lame reason to visit. All those college girls stripping their way through school is much better than the bitter golddiggers with smashed dreams stripping...

Why haven't these nudes been leaked yet?

I have no current intel on austin strip clubs. If none crops up, I'd suggest planning on jumping around till you find one with good talent. The laxity of the rules / overall experience is pretty consistent all around town other than the fact that there are a few all nude places where you have...

Did anyone read the comic yet where c3po got the red arm? What happened?

When I sold my house, the listing agent made me sign something saying I would not consider more than 1 offer at a time. Basically, I couldn't take backups to bolster my position during negotiations. Not sure if that was a law or an ethics thing, but I tried to not sign it and he insisted. But...

I was thinking along these lines too which is what originally made me think of asking her to masturbate for you. If you like em hot, dirty and cheap, you need to go to the Rio Grande Valley in Texas. I might have seen prettier girls in Dallas (debatable), but they weren't close in value.

I had to crawl into my car from the back yesterday. Today my company started up parking lot shaming again. They're sending pictures of shittily parked cars to the entire company and pointing out what they're doing wrong. I was going to put that in the pickle thread, but it fits here since...

Yay the token chick! Been thinking on it khane, and my thought would be that maybe you're not rubbing her spot the right way. Not intended as a dig as you, but girls are just different and something as simple as changing your angle of attack might make all the difference. Maybe watching her...

Might need a chick to weigh in on that one. Do we have any left?

You "can't" touch at most strip clubs either. whatever sounds fun anyway. now i will google it and probably be horrified. I have a feeling it's going to be 60 YO women. I went to strip clubs solo a lot. It was like therapy for me and helped me get over my fear of women. I think I had a...

When did the legal age for nude pics change to 18 yrs and 3 months? If the bitch wants my attention (and you know she does), she knows what she needs to do.

They are also a good place to go with your wife / gf / the chick from work who's boobs you wanna see. Went with a coupla buddies once just to get drinks and oogle boobs. This was one of the clubs with good lookin girls but those 2 fags spent the entire night arguing about the 4th dimension or...

don't know who ariel winter is, don't know what show she's on, but it looks like there were other things she should have reduced before her boobs. Before I google her I need to know, will I find any nudes? I hear she's 18 now, no reason not to be posting nudes.

Nope. How does that work? is the dick flap always right to left or something?

In my case ketchup makes me gag. Not just the taste but even the smell. Sometimes looking at it (in the morning). So i'm not being unreasonable telling you to GTFO with the ketchup in the morning. I don't tell people they can't eat it, I just tell them they can't eat it around me. I don't...

lol this guy. negs me in this thread because he thinks I'm crazy in love with mad max. Then after my post he sends me a PM claiming he never negged anyone. Dipshit must think negs are anonymous. This is the prototype chickenshit anonymous negger I guess.

At some point printers became a giant pain in the ass. It didn't used to be so and I don't know when it happened. I just woke up one day and printers sucked. Also, ketchup sucks, but the only time I'm intolerant of it is breakfast. You want ketchup on your eggs, you can eat somewhere else...

4th down stops though, that's the opposite of demoralizing. Whatever the fuck that's called. Remoralizing? If you were 50% on your 4th down conversions the net effect on the defense would probably be better morale.

No, I called it mediocre and got 12 negs. I just generally want to be able to rep someone more than once. Did you notice it was amod I said that to? It's funny I just got another neg for insinuating it might not be mediocre. I bet xarpolis feels like a moron right about now.

I'll take the other one. No eye contact between us though. Also, I was expecting the cat to take her face off.

I don't know but I think I saw a documentary about that. The sound was muted so I didn't catch any names. It was made by a studio called Naughty America IIRC.

Lotta traffic this morning. There was a guy with a full car wrap advertisement for some TV service I'd never heard of. It was something.TV so I guess it was an online streaming service. Anyway, this dude was impatient and aggressive, but everytime he changed lanes he lost position. So I...

Didn't he argue it was disrespectful to jerk off to your waifu? Technically i guess that means lollicon and tentacle porn is still fair game.

allow unlimited negs and say that shit again.

I didn't necessarily get the idea that was as good as mystery men, just seemed like they were going for that. Or Kick-Ass (sorry, called this superbad in the last post), or The Incredibles, or maybe even My Super Ex Girlfriend. In other words, a comedy set in a world with lots of heroes who...

Never heard of these girls, but the trailer looks good. I'm expecting mystery men or superbad type of movie. Did it make it into theaters?

Is that why they renamed the old EU "Legends"? We're supposed to see them as legends that were told about the main characters, which would mean there cold be some truth to them? I hadn't thought of it like that before.

I said used to pleasure herself. No need anymore. She just made these. They were delicious but I told her she could do better and needed more practice.

BRB gotta write some jokes about how Tom likes Trump's deflated balls.

My wife can make cakepops AND used to pleasure herself.

I don't know what you're talking about. Post a pic pls.