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  1. Hoss

    J49: An Erotic Life

    Not me man. I've been rooting for you from the beginning. They could still make a movie out of your story. Before it would have been a dark drama, but now it could be a romcom. I'm thinking Owen Wilson plays you or maybe Vince Vaughn. In my mind Will Farrel is already playing the wolf...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Same thing happened this year with valntine's day. She claimed she thought we weren't doing gifts because we didn't do them last year. Then I reminded her what we got each other last year, but added, hey that's cool though, if you don't wanna do V-day gifts anymore I'm cool with that. I don't...
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    NFL 2016 Offseason Thread - Fins' Quest to Defend Their Crown

    No, no need to step it up eagles. Keep being the whipping boy of the NFCE.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    It's not the pay it forward people's fault that you're a dumbass. When you start something like that, you know full well that eventually someone will break the chain. Just break the fucking chain and enjoy your free meal. It's not as if gnomes will break into your house and rape you. It's a...
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    NFL 2016 Offseason Thread - Fins' Quest to Defend Their Crown

    The more important question is, do we have hatred for all teams covered? Personally, I hate the entire NFCE except the cowboys, and convo hates the boys, so that's covered. I can also hate the texans and pats if we need any help with them.
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    NFL 2016 Offseason Thread - Fins' Quest to Defend Their Crown

    J49 is an eagles fan. Does he count?
  7. Hoss

    J49: An Erotic Life

    Or maybe yall didn't. Johnny was the troller in that sentence.
  8. Hoss

    Las Vegas

    I never liked slots. The first time I went to Vegas I was 18 and I went with my parents. My dad spent the better part of a month teaching me to play blackjack and poker and a couple other table games. He drilled into my head over and over that slots are for suckers. Pure and simple. Ignore...
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    NFL 2016 Offseason Thread - Fins' Quest to Defend Their Crown

    someone pls bet him on the pre-season results so we can get rid of him sooner.
  10. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    How much fuckry is it? If anything it takes you less time because now you don't have to pull out the wallet. Only reasonable objection I can think of is if you get offended because you think the other person thinks you're indigent or something. If that's the case, be offended at yourself and...
  11. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Sounds like the dude needs some help. Do we have any mental health professionals in the house?
  12. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Why would you refuse?
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    Cheated out of my youth

    So ugly teachers are getting some too, eh? Makes me wonder if it's really that much rarer for the ugly ones to fuck students, or if they're just not getting caught cause no one is bragging about that shit.
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    NFL 2016 Offseason Thread - Fins' Quest to Defend Their Crown

    Not true, there are cowboys fans here that I don't like, and I'm sure some of them don't like me. Aside from being a philly fan you are also generally unlikable. Holy shit, what happened to convo's posts? Is this what everyone else is seeing too?
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    Austin

    Do they still do eeyores birthday and the pun-off? Those were a couple of events I always intended to hit but never did.
  16. Hoss

    J49: An Erotic Life

    Yes, cold sores are the herp. At the beginning of those texts, who had called? Capri?
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    The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

    Don't know if that supposition is true, but if it is, they have surgical ways of removing hemorrhoids. Also, it could be an age thing. Maybe when those girls hit 23 they will have baseball sized hemmis.
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    NFL 2016 Offseason Thread - Fins' Quest to Defend Their Crown

    How about the pats first 4 games versus the eagles first 8? And bet on total wins instead of 'better record'.
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    Austin

    Who made that claim? The only thing I ever heard was that it was weird. Those bums on the street corners might have PHDs and just decided they wanted out of the rat race. The people moving in from silicon valley fucked it up because they brought more traffic, more people with sticks up their...
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    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

    Jesse was pretty good, he just wasn't good as lex. They should have made that character the riddler or maybe even the penguin.
  21. Hoss

    J49: An Erotic Life

    Didn't you read the note on the ass? That's J49's ass, literally. The second pic is him in drag.
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    Austin

    Aladain, 1997 was when I moved to austin. i guess I was part of the problem. /sadpanda Are the bats still running? I always thought they were dumb but people liked to go see them. Did leslie ever show back up? That's one aggressive bum who is worth going to 6th street to see.
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    Austin

    Missed this thread. I know I'm a little late for the OP, but since it's still active I'll weigh in. Been a while since I lived there so I can't swear these places are still going. Some of you current denizens let me know how these places are doing. BBQ: County line on the Hill. it's the...
  24. Hoss

    The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

    Somebody at work is cutting some fruity smelling farts. Does that mean they're gay?
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    You only need one GFCI per circuit. The GFCI could be on the socket on the other side, or it could be a GFCI breaker. In fact, I've been told it's bad to have multiple GFCI devices on the same branch. I just can't remember what it will do.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Why isn't it easier to find lindz's boobs? Page 152 and 76 are both lies.
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    The long sleeves are covering the track marks, right?
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    Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

    I never doubted lincoln escaping was a ploy, but I thought the end game was that they thought when hive infected him, the immunization in his body would fight back against hive himself.
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    The Flash

    I was wondering if that was her. I was wondering if that was him. I've been saying for a couple weeks that he knows way more about the speed force than they have given us an explanation for. Recognizing it by the description was just the most over the top example.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Based on my recent experiences with amazon, this box probably contained 1 set of foam ear plugs and a live possum (the ear plugs were an add on item). Relevant
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    *So he's got a little bit of hep c and the herp? He probably had herpes before he ever hooked up with a hooker. They think most people get that shit in childhood and never realize it. *notadoctor
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    NFL 2016 Offseason Thread - Fins' Quest to Defend Their Crown

    No doubt, Romo. Ellie would be pouting in the corner.
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    Pets

    Was that voodoo or is she just one of those people who refuse to let a dog in the house?
  34. Hoss

    Captain America: Civil War (2016)

    They did fight sequences in wakanda? I thought wakanda was only at the end in the first stinger.
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    Ghostbusters (2016)

    The last thing I remember you saying to me was saying I was astr0ing it up, or something like that. Besides, I obviously didn't mean no offense, you can replace your name with anyone. My point was you can't blame someone for skipping a single person's post.
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    Captain America: Civil War (2016)

    Not sure how you don't call cap super and I thought widow was too. I thought she was like 100 years old and had some variant of the super soldier serum. At least that was our speculation and they haven't done anything to rule that out. It makes the movies make more sense. Oh and earlier I...
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    NFL 2016 Offseason Thread - Fins' Quest to Defend Their Crown

    Is it my turn to make an idiotic strawman argument? JFC I can't believe buccs fans really think their new kicker is going to carry them to a 20-0 season all by himself with no help from anyone! Lets all pretend that's their position and point and laugh.