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Wow, a character's personality designed around the actor portraying them? Say it aint so!

If you have acknowledged her birthday then the only thing to do is claim you wished her happy birthday early in the morning and she must have forgotten from being half asleep.

There is a way out as long as you haven't acknowledged it yet. You must throw together a surprise party immediately.

Miserable cunts is probably the right answer. They've been spoiled with things like the early MCU and Mad Max. The bar has been set very high the past couple years. But the internet echo chamber is also full of a bunch of miserable cunts. You can't discount that.

Hopefully this is all actually a remake of The Producers and Ghostbisters is the new Springtime for Hitler.

I don't know how you get that even in comic book world. If you mean there was no prison that could hold the hulk, then yeah, but the accords didn't address that anyway. If you mean they broke no laws, you're smokin crack. If you build something that levels a building (lets say a bomb) you're...

One of the new books ended with hints at a character that seemed a lot like thrawn, but supposedly it isn't. I'm guessing he's going to be a human version of thrawne. I don't know who david felony is, but I'm excited anyway.

Plot twist, she's read this forum the entire time. That was him legitimately wishing her a happy birthday.

My sister had a cat that shit on my brother in law's pillow. Can't remember how many times, but it was more than once. All of their cats are inside/outside. They had just moved to a new house and this cat ran away back to the old place as soon as it could. Old neighbor caught the cat and...

Last time I went looking, the only story I saw was that he hoped a caller got prostate cancer or something. Obviously different versions running around. But the one thing common to both stories is that management was looking for a reason to get rid of him.

Since we have so many long time austinites here, can someone tell me what happened to the Sam & Bob morning show? They ruled the radio when I was living there. I went back a few years later looking for them in the morning and they were gone. The only mention I could find online was some...

I don't like them either, but you don't need to in order to feel empathy. You just need to know that the vvoid obviously does. It's like feeling bad for someone losing their grandpaw. You didn't know him, all you need to know is what he meant to the person you're talking to. I tolerate...

Cad that doesn't sound too bad as long as she's making them come back and wipe it up. Gotta train them that you can't just let water sit on a floor.

Where would you put it? I think it's good that people aren't allowed to troll the shit out of it.

And now some unsolicited advice for you. Pre-emptive husbanding. When you know it's coming due to hormones, it's a simple matter to make sure you tell her how pretty / smart she is before things get bad. That's the thing about hormones, they don't always cause negative emotions. They just...

The thing is, "They" didn't create the murderbot. Tony and banner did. Those 2 should have been brought up on charges, but no one else needed to.

I hope that preview contained every second that gilbert gottfried is in the film. If so, it might be pretty good.

She has nothing to worry about, with OSA that severe they will make her use a CPAP and probably try to operate on her throat. But she's going to be pissed when she goes on it and drops 100 lbs in the first year. OK well, she might only drop 50 if she steps up her eating. Once I got used to my...

Yeah that's a righteous neg. I actually save my nets now for the sole purpose of negging people who don't post pics in FSR.

That matters now? Didn't panface get banned for posting fake aborted baby pics?

You don't want people to fight you in this thread? I thought you were just looking for protection from mods.

It's a rustle because I don't know of a way to get that feeling back.

Turns out, sex with an itchy dick is some next level shit. My eyes actually rolled back in my head. Anyone got any tips for making your dick itch without rubbing poison sumac on it weekly? Also, it's important that whatever it is doesn't make her pussy itch.

Maybe we could talk about how a garden can be a couple's activity? My wife grows zucchinis and squash. I don't like the squash but the Z is good. She also grew jalapenos and cayennes last time and pretty much always grows tomatoes. My part in the whole deal is protecting it from rabbits and...

It's tomatoe, not tomato you dipshit.

You need grass on the field to play ball. Everyone knows that.

Nice, we need help on defense!

Can't you read? OP said poll was in kilos.

What else could they have done with Apoc? Witty banter? A love interest? Did he do any of that in the comics?

They're just getting the marketing ramped up, but you won't find the toys in kids section. Look for deadpool dildos, fleshlights, and life sized love dolls to be released soon.

About 160 but I'm a little undertall at 307 cm. I need to spend some more time on the rack

You're going to have to be more specific. I'm pretty sure plaxico has done more than 1 dumb thing. Did Talib accidentally shoot someone?

Brad's advice was to take initiative and give it a month. Your rebuttal was not to do that because somehow both people have to do these things at exactly the same time. I suppose they get together and count down from 3 and then start? But how do they know that since no one is allowed to take...

You are the fourth person you have ever heard complain about Beast's appearance in any of these movies.

There's no way bighorns are tasty enough to go through all that trouble.

You're a complete moron. You're literally saying here that it's both people's responsibility so neither should do anything. On one hand I'd like to know how anything gets done in your world where no one ever takes the lead, but on the other hand I think it would be best if you just didn't post...

Can you pass the tag on to someone else? Or do you have to tell them you decline?

I'm pretty good at reading lips. She's saying "during"

Shit I thought that was an ewok saying that. To be fair to me, almost everything the ewoks said sounded about like that. OK then, his avatar should be a hutt.

Echuta, why isn't your avatar an ewok?