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  1. iannis

    Pillars of Eternity, Obsidian's new CRPG in the vein of Baldur's Gate

    I always kinda wondered what weirdo wanted to fuck Jahira anyway. Humorless, unshaven, borderline psychotic and probably too hung up on herself to even give blowjobs. And you know that bitch was vegan... so no cheese either. It's like a hell of your own choosing.
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    Pillars of Eternity, Obsidian's new CRPG in the vein of Baldur's Gate

    It's like I personally think Firebird is kinda lame. But it's still motherfuckin' Stravinsky, and you better respect yo.
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    Pillars of Eternity, Obsidian's new CRPG in the vein of Baldur's Gate

    Yeah. I wouldn't call BG1 a bad game, it wasn't by any metric. It's the problem of context. When you look at Black Isle / Obsidian and what they've released BG1 is fairly low on the "holy shitsnacks" list. A low ranked Obsidian Game is still better than 90% of the bullshit out there...
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    Home Improvement

    Pff, anchors? Just get fatter kids.
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    S5 is actually pretty entertaining.
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    http://www.bigbustycoons.com/

    Nicely done. I went from the half bundy, to the full bundy, back to the half bundy.
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    i got some bad news guys

    MY LIFE IS A LIE
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    What about the little dude that played willow?!? Oh. That's right.
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    Pillars of Eternity, Obsidian's new CRPG in the vein of Baldur's Gate

    It's hard to top BG2. It was (some of the buggy scripting aside... like jahira's retard romance that _always_ hung) very nearly perfect. It wasn't that hard to top BG1. There were also a lot of mechanics cheese in BG2 that's maybe easy to overlook. Like the way traps worked. Dumb meta...
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Hey guys, does the 3 second rule apply to soup? please hurry
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    Pregnancy Thread

    Just don't drop him on his head. And if you accidentally do, the 3 second rule applies.
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    If I can't see the razor burn it isn't -really- shaved, now is it?
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    Greece - A New Hope

    Yeah.... buuuuuutttt... Greeks ain't Germans. They just ain't. Last time Germans had this particular problem they started slaughtering the French. Greeks can't really even manage to kill themselves. There is what you might refer to as a gap in collective competence.
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Funnier than Jimmy Kimmel at least. That's right, I said it.
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    Pillars of Eternity, Obsidian's new CRPG in the vein of Baldur's Gate

    Was Dark Waters a nwn2 mod? I'd have to recommend that for a highly enjoyable campaign. It was just well written, it was actually voiced (comically at times... it was an amateur mod project), and overall I remember liking that campaign the most out of any of the mods / crap I did with that...
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    the economics of suffering in boston

    Probably one of them stepped on a lego in the dark.
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    the economics of suffering in boston

    That was the fruition of my curse. Kinda weak, I know, but I don't go in for sacrificing chickens.
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    the economics of suffering in boston

    But I am 85% sure that I told them they were buttholes
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    the economics of suffering in boston

    80-85. It is possible that I just flipped the bird at my monitor
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    the economics of suffering in boston

    Is that Pierre?
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    the economics of suffering in boston

    Hey Pierre!
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    the economics of suffering in boston

    I don't remember why they banned you
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    the economics of suffering in boston

    Hey guise so whats going on in this thread
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    40 Superhero Movies in the Next 6 Years/Superhero Movie Bubble?

    It'll change. Super Hero movies are the generic action movies for this cycle, but it's got to be getting near the end of it. They'll oversaturate soon and start to make less money. Be interesting to see what replaces them.
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    Toodles

    Hey wow. The woman that wrote and sang "Mickey" had a small role in Easy Rider. the internet is a place of learning.
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    Toodles

    HELL YES
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    They're turning American Gods into a miniseries? That might actually be ok.
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    BOSTON marathon bombing verdict

    hehe, I don't know if the answer to crime is to hire more lawyers.
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    Crowfall

    You didn't get much in DAOC. what you got was some street cred, access to the rotating dungeon, and you got alerts when there was an assault on your keep. And the main reason you did it is that it bolstered / weakened the relic keeps. But really you go claim whichever keep it was right in...
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    Pregnancy Thread

    Why are you learning birthing grips? Are you moonlighting as a midwife or something? Yall do medicine kinda weird over there. GP's over here ain't gonna be delivering no babies. I mean the woman does most of the work anyway and the doctor is mostly there to repair any damage that might...
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    Greece - A New Hope

    Give them their 40 acres and a mule, Germany! DO IT.
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    Greece - A New Hope

    That's so ridiculous that it's not even a negotiating tactic. Are they just trying to look stupid? Obviously it's posturing for internal consumption... but there really can't be many greeks who think that's legitimate. Or maybe there are, and maybe that's the entire trouble with the hairy...
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    Interstellar (2014)

    Oh, I'da left too, all things considered. It's that the scenes were rushed. He like popped his head in, told his dying daughter, "I came back, Murph!" and she said, "I knew you would. Now go back away. I don't want you to see me croak, pop." I mean that's 45 minutes worth of a movie...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    SPOILERS. JEEZ.
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    BOSTON marathon bombing verdict

    It's too much weight to put on the cops. Lets say that an understanding like that would never be abused, that there would never be a video of that cop gunning down the dude running away like the one in the other thread. It's still too much weight to put on the cops. Summary execution is not...
  36. iannis

    Interstellar (2014)

    no no no, you're thinking of that other movie. Dear White People
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    Indiana...Religious Freedom eh? *sigh*

    I dunno. Pre-conscious choices? The sorts of low level choices that you make without thinking or questioning. Which, if you do think about it, is an awful lot of our choices. Most of our lives are rote.
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    Indiana...Religious Freedom eh? *sigh*

    Nah, they'd have to comply with State and Federal Law no matter where they're headquartered. Which means that to do it in other States then the US Congress would have to pass a Religious Freedom law. And in order to get the State to stop allowing it in the whatif, you'd have to go through...
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    BOSTON marathon bombing verdict

    Dunno how they do that. I don't think it's even an option anymore. I've always heard that 1 person has blanks so that every man can tell themselves theirs was empty... but dude, who the hell knows. Somehow I doubt it. Mass doesn't even have executions, does it? So it's not really a...
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    I ate too many smarties and now my mouth tastes like a smartie and my tummy aches.