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The part of the morning routine that takes the longest is shaving. And that takes like.. 3-5 minutes tops. I don't understand how anyone can be that slow. I mean, sure, I kinda get it. They have more clothing options and the choices are more important. But...

Porch Monkey has been a racial slur for like.. forever. You can find it in short stories from the way back machine. Zips, Faulty Armors, Slants, Chinamen (no matter what they actually are, or if they're even male or not). All good. Moolies is one I did not know. This thread A++. I got to see...

I don't know if a rusty trombone was a thing last time you looked, but it was for a little while. And now it's not a thing anymore. So maybe you're ok being rusty.

I'd probably just get some railroad spikes and a sledgehammer. But that's just me. I'd be afraid that I'd amputate my own foot.

I would think it's just a sheet of thin plywood. I haven't looked at the board beneath my sink. But I imagine that's all it is. A saw, a pencil, a plyboard, some finishing nails, done. Perhaps I underestimate this.

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

Well that sounds hellish.

I can't take more than half an hour in the car with my own mother. And she's my own mother, and I love her. Cause I a good boy.

If it really is just a 6 pack on a friday night, I also fail to see the big deal. Unless you really are a gigantic asshole. Or if she's sitting around plotting things for you to do on the weekend, and drinking a 6 pack is not one of those things. That might also be a problem! Now if it's...

Can you seal, finish, and polish cement well? It seems like it might be a bit too porous to trust as a kitchen workspace, to me. But then again, I seriously don't know if you can even seal the shit well.

Jim knew what the fuck was up.

Majora AND minora please. Would it speed the process along if I posted my balls?

If I hold my hand in front of my dick we don't have to spoiler anything

I'd go below 7 though. Around 5ish years you're in LTR territory. There isn't much you're gonna learn / do / rehash in those next 2 that you haven't already learnt/doned/hasht. And man, if you're 5 years in and you're still on the fence about it. I don't even know. I gotta admit though...

Jesus dude. If you're still missing her after she said THAT shit to you you shouldn't. That right there is straight up cruelty. And ultimately the joke is on her. Your value is doing nothing but going up. Hers is going down every year. She's basically got until she's 30 to find that...

Maybe we've found the graviton. It's wavelength is about 6 lightyears!

What's surprising to me is that no one has done a big study about the density of light in the neighborhood before now and noticed cocentric rings. But actually, I guess it isn't THAT surprising. I'm still young enough to take shit like the Hubble absolutely for granted. Without a lot of...

Oh hell yeah. Look at that face. That's his "I'm sooooo stoned. What year is this again? Wait, wait. What's that in dog years? Math? Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck" face.

Yeah, I get that. But yall were like "Y u think that he was supporting her tho?" Well, because unless you're both like 15 years old it's the most obvious thing that makes this situation make any sort of sense at all. But I was wrong. That's cool. That mamacita is just batshit loco.

All we played was wall-ball. But sometimes we chucked rocks at him instead of the tennis ball if the dude was too slow, or he did the fake out 2nd ball thing. Getting pegged with rocks sucks. I dunno man. 4 years and she pulls a "I just met my aussie soul mate and he doesn't like me and...

DEATH BY SNUSNU

I mean, I hate to go all redpill and shit. But if ever there was a friend-plz support me while I go gobble cocks-zone it would have a picture of your face right in the middle of it. Abort. Abort. She's even giving you an easy out. I think Master is hypnotizing someone, so I'll fill in...

I'd fuck ya for free mist. You wouldn't have to pay. I swear to god yankees are just backasswards.

It'll be hard to do. But when you do it, 10 years from now what you will regret is the 3 extra years you stayed with her, not the one you decided that was beyond the fucking pale.

Eject. If she's doing this shit to you after 4 years... just eject. That's not a spanish thing. That's not an open relationship thing. That's an immature slut thing. She is literally using you to pay the rent. Maybe it's no malicious. Maybe it's not even intentional. But it's what...

I would think the second one. Plot it out on a piece of graph paper beforehand as well. You should probably have a pretty uniform brick. Like ASCII art IRL.

Eomer Eomer Eomer

I just sit mine on the counter next to the toilet. Changing paper rolls? That little spring loaded doohickey? Who has time for that shit? Nah. We're classy over here at the Iannis house. That little bracket, that's not a paper holder anyway. That's a handle. For when you gotta hang on...

I'm not gonna say you're wrong, because you are oh so right.

It's kinda telling that this didn't get made while Raimis was alive. Was it this thread that interview was linked? Probably. The one where he talks about GB3 and "We'd make it if it was good. But nothing so far has seemed worth doing and... guys, we don't need the money."

She said give me 7 inches and make me wince, so I fucked her three times and pinched her nipple.

Oh mother night! Fold your dark arms around me! Protect me in your black embrace! I need to watch that movie again. That dance scene, and the one in Labyrinth always makes me feel like 12 again. Just big goofy smiles and the weirdest boner. 12 was a lot like 22 but with less weed...

Yeah, it really is. Just run an alternate ruleset server. Hell, the haxors can even refine your game and make it better if you're MAN ENOUGH. A lot of the exploiters that I've known were just good players who were bored and had more fun trying to break shit. Because games are supposed to...

Onoes just needs to find himself a nice italian girl.

I wanna see college titties! oh, wait. collegetitties.com

You could even get super fucking fancy and do different color bricks for a pattern / mosaic design. Get straight up roman with it. COCK'N'BALLS, WITH STINK LINES.