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The question I have is, were you simply infatuated and ignoring all this shit before, or are you getting scared and sabotaging it?

This is what I use. We used the buzzer once, but it was too much. My wife really liked the little tickler on top, so when I wear it I make sure to grind the clit good. It's soft and stretchy enough to fit around my arm, so it should work for any size. It's got a second ring to go around your...

Marketing and sales go hand in hand. I can't even say they're 2 sides of the same coin because for the analogy to be accurate, they'd have to be on the same side of the coin.

Engineer at work keeps having meetings with customers telling them what my software can and can't do. He thinks just because he specs out the hardware that he has an intuitive link to the software and it can magically do whatever he thinks it oughta be able to do. No need to do any research or...

Are you going to be able to get a refund on her ticket, or do you have to find someone else to go with you?

The Eclipse mania is giving me good chortles lately. Especially the hysteria about insta blindness from looking at it. I keep saying things to torque the concern trolls off like "Don't worry, I'll just drive with my eclipse glasses on to be on the safe side" and "During the full eclipse when...

Might be the same person who does the pre-commercial teasers for Vikings. That fucker will spoil shit that's been building and is about to come to a head on the other side of the break.

I coulda swore that in the situation where both teams had penalties, personal fouls trumped all the rest. In that case it was 2 holdings, a block in the back, and a personal foul by one team; and a holding by the other. The only way the personal foul can be canceled out is by another personal...

No he won't unless he's the book. His odds were locked in when he made the bet.

I think it's the anniversary of his guild. He probably doesn't remember when he got married.

Sign up and then cancel on thursday Be sure it's legit and not a surprise party for you. Cause that whole after hours on friday thing sounds fishy as hell and way too coincidental that it happens to be your birthday.

it aint just women dumbass. Bonkowski is a hell of a name. Sounds like what they'd name a polish fuck machine character in an austin powers movie. Can't find any good pics of her. She might get life in prison.

Should have whipped up one of these.

I wonder who buys most of these things. Bars will still be buying it even if it was $200. My family is all gathering at someone's house and watching it. We normally only do that for UFC fights. But to tell the truth, if there's a way to steal it, the place we're going will be stealing it...

I didn't think it would be new but maybe .. hopefully. I just did a search for trailer park sex on my favorite porn site and it's a bunch of daddy/daughter and mother/son stuff. I'll check again in a couple weeks and see if it changes.

"Trailer Park Sex" It's in quotes like it's a thing. I've never heard of it, but it's getting me excited.

You are correct because that is not a titty pic. It's not even a cleavage pic. It's a pic. Similarly if you had said you were going to post a picture of a gallon of ice cream and posted that, we would have been mad because it's not a gallon of ice cream. Although to be fair we would have...

"covered up titty" is irrelevant unless there is an uncovered titty pic. If I only have 1 gun and want to go hunting, I don't say "I'll bring my small gun for this trip"

I don't do that anymore. In my younger days I used to work in laptop repair for compaq. The other people there had terabytes of porn they'd reclaimed from client computers. One day I ran across a computer that belonged to a "bear" apparently, or maybe someone with a bear fetish. Later that...

So far she looks good, but I'm intrigued by this statement which seems to imply you have some uncovered titty pictures you had to wade through first.

I'm investigating the more benign reasons before i start throwing around accusations. BTW, how did you find my address?

I'm not trying to accomplish anything. I just noticed that the level is going down and was wondering if it was possible it was evaporating after 10 years.

I notice there are no dudes fucking little boys though. I can only imagine that either the gay boys know how to keep their mouth shut, or the gay teachers are getting murdered and buried in the woods instead of being referred to the police.

We are focusing on the important part. Pics of the hot friend have been asked for. Now we're just killing time till you get them posted. Don't worry about that. Another will rise. Another always rises.

If nothing else, this movie had the best after credit scene of any of the marvel movies.

You misspelled midichlorians.

Why do people say this kind of stuff. Yes someone did claim that. Paulie said he hit like a fucking girl. You meant YOU never claimed he didn't have pop. But paulie saying it is why those videos are funny.

Old Timers disease is funnier, so I kept saying it that way.

Pics. WTF man, why do we even have to ask?

This isn't the first time you've told us about Mrs Crone being crazy. Maybe look on the bright side. Now if you ever want to end it, you know all you have to do is threaten violence again. It feels good to know you have an easy out. My question is, were you serious about it? When I was...

No, what I think is that we're missing a big piece of the puzzle. Just from what you were saying, I'm going to guess that most of those 2/3 properties have been owned for a long long time and the only reason people are chalking it up as being 'rented at a loss' is because they could make a shit...

Like I said earlier, I'm watching clone wars on netflix now, and every time I start it up, it tells me the content will be availble until sept 8th. So it sounds like the decision has been made on star wars. That message began the same day I first heard the announcement. Nah, the crown jewel...

And suddenly all the good teachers start migrating to alabama, making their school system #1 in the nation.

I hope you're not suggesting someone got paid to write it. Cause if so, they're awful at their job. It reads like it came from someone with 5th grade writing skills.

what does this sentence mean? Shit on top of it's shit?

After I posted that, I remembered that one of the main characters was gay and shacking up with another dude. But he wasn't a faggot about it so it didn't stick out in my memory. In star wars stories, sexuality only comes into play when children are being produced. Looking back at the old EU...

Luke had a fucking training montage. Closest rey had was a force vision montage. The only way she's not a mary sue is if we find out she had been previously trained and then her talent hidden. But, she was like 4 when she was dropped off, so that's highly unlikely. Maybe if they implanted...

I kinda hope Goodell gets brady'd again. Maybe this time the courts will smack him down. Only thing is I'm not sure elliot has any more legal footing than brady did. I just have no tolerance for zero tolerance policies. Oh and lol, here's one of the members of the 4 person advisory council...

I don't understand. Are you saying she's too old, or she's already been banged?

Need some info from the drug geeks. Can liquid hydrocodone evaporate? If so how long would it take and what would you be able to tell by it's appearance?