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Send it to me. I will treasure Uncle Gravy's shotgun she's shooting people with it. And maybe some clay. So no reason she should ever consider shooting steel shot. But still, good advice to her. She might not have known to avoid the steel.

Tell her cum is a natural remedy for undiagnosed stomach problem. Best if it goes in from both ends to be sure of maximum effect.

thanks. coming from you that must mean I'm on the right track.

I will be buying one of those. But probably not one of these.

The terms of the parole won't require him to stay in nevada?

I clicked the button 5 or 6 times and that site really hurt my feelings.

It's possible you're missing a sense of humour. But it's more likely that I messed up by shortening it because I couldn't find a good version on the interwebz to copy/paste. It's an old joke that for some reason I think everyone knows. It's much better when there are 3 friends and the first 2...

Is mayweather known for pushing those rules? That's what I meant by the question.

What are the realistic ways in which mayweather would get himself DQ'd? Can conor get in his head and make him keep punching after a break or something?

I just got done watching 3 seasons of The Ranch. Ashton Kutchner and about half the cast of That 70's show (OK so most are basically Cameos). Along with Sam elliot and Debra Winger (who is a surprisingly bad actress). No Donna or Jackie but they have a couple of other hotties. Elisha...

Don't get me wrong because I watch Legends too, but if you're watching that, you have plenty of room in your TV schedule.

It's only Murica that hates women.

I'm always telling my wife she must have cheated on her taxes in a past life. Eventually I had to tell her this joke. God tells Tony that because he cheated on his income taxes, the only way he can enter Heaven is to marry a stupid, ugly woman. A few days later, as Tony’s walking in the...

I don't follow betting much. Is there a realistic chance of it getting up to +1000 on mcgregor?

Concentrate on banging the hot teachers.

List everything on your plate. Maybe we can help you figure out what to drop.

That's one of the things those 20 somethings with old guy fetishes will be looking for.

Whenever I'm feeling down on myself, I just remember. I'm somebodies fetish. Seriously, there are 20 yr old chicks out there who dig older guys who look like you.

Probably not. Last time I watched boxing willingly was when Roy Jones Jr was doing well. Floyd was probably still on his way up back then. That's disappointing if true. But I'm going to watch anyway.

He probably already has. At least, that's what she's going to tell him 2 weeks after he breaks it off with her. This.

Debauching a child. LOL. 90 days seems about right, she's cute. According to that article 16 is the age of consent, so 90 days is actually pretty harsh.

I don't watch fights (especially boxing) to watch a competition. I watch to see someone get their asses kicked. I'm pretty sure I'm going to see someone get their ass kicked.

Wait until the guy claims they were dating and it becomes a domestic violence accusation. Then he's suspended for the year.

The first hand reviews I've heard from services like that were that they were terrible at cleaning. But the target demo is single guys, so as long as they're sexy no one complains. There are tons of complaints about them. Almost all of them say she was ugly and couldn't clean. When I looked...

What did conor quit? MMA?

You make % more than her. I say "Love makes Math" all the time bro. L2Polynomial

Is it really live? Are there long periods where nothing is happening and then short periods where all hell is breaking loose on multiple fronts?

Don't expect it to slow down. Time moves faster the older you get because it's relative.

Reminds me of the old saying that women are incomprehensible. And if they ever get a notion that you've figured them out, they'll instantly change all the rules. So if you do figure your woman out (it seems you have), it's important to keep fucking random things up once in a while so she...

I'm actually surprised so many people who think they didn't bone on the boat do think they boned in the village. I mean, I can see reading either scene either way. It just doesn't make sense that you think they'd be such moral lBFFs on the boat and lose it by the village. You don't get...

Do running backs get sophomore slumps? I thought that was mostly QBs. Granted, Dak's coming slump could affect zeke

I don't even understand what you're trying to argue with me. Are you arguing that it wasn't left to the audiences imagination at all? Cause if not, you're agreeing with everything I said, but you're pissed because I had them pegged as fuckbuddies earlier in the movie. You might need to...

I don't think that's how it works. It's mostly not getting attention from daddy that drives them to stripping. Molestation would be more likely to lead to sucking j51's magical dick for $20 and hot chocolate.

You didn't do that in the 40's. (or was this the teens? I can't remember which war was happening). That was back back before you millenials got chemically castrated by wearing eye makeup.

I wasn't attempting to recount every time they banged. I think you'll find my example happened first chronologically.